I just posted a video on Quick’s Catch Up that would be perfect for one of your “come get your cousins” posts. I mean, Lil’ Creole Pimp has met his match!
The little girl in the video has to be between 4 and 6 years of age, but is cursing like a grown woman. And a VERY hood one at that. She drops the line, “I get paid by my daddy everyday bitch!” in her little rant. WHERE THEY DO THIS AT?!
- – Quick
News Break
Jackie Denise Knott is the 37-year-old mother who was arrested Sunday morning after police pulled her over after noticing the 13-year-old girl riding in a cardboard box on top of Knott’s van. Similar to car surfing, so far there’s no name for this bizarre activity. Knott told police there was a reason her daughter was up there with the box.
Albertville, Alabama, Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said Knott told police officers, “The box was too big to go inside the van, and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box.”
Knott was pulled over on U.S. 431, and was charged with endangering the welfare of a child. Her daughter, who wasn’t hurt, was turned over to a relative. Knott reportedly told officers that the girl was safe because the box was secured to the van with a wire clothes hanger.
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
If you grew up in a household that relied on medicaid to cover expenses related to your vision this post is dedicated to you. I’m sure you can feel me when I say that going to LensCrafters to select a pair of eye glasses that were approved was one of the most dreadful experiences of your life. The fly frames were never available and if they were medicaid wasn’t paying for that shit.
The saga continues today, I see. But that is only half of Cousin Olive’s problems. And is that a pregnant woman in the background? How dreadful. Kisses and frenchies to Freddy O!
Friday Fuckery: Woman Accused of Throwing Baby During Argument
I’m sick and filthy of your other cousins walking around looking for attention and shit. Let’s take a time out from the celebrity shenanigans and focus our attention into the fuckery that is going on in the real world.
Verriardica Odom has been charged with Aggravated Assault and Reckless Endangerment after throwing her baby on the ground during an argument with the two-month-old’s father.
The police document states Darobert Jones, the baby’s father, told police Odom went to his girlfriend’s house and started beating on the front door until the glass broke. He says when his girlfriend opened the door, Odom pushed her way into the home. According to Jones, Odom grabbed, bit, scratched and choked him before pulling him out of the house — while only wearing his boxers — and forced him into her car. Jones told the officers that he jumped out of the car in the area of Evergreen and ran.
According to the affidavit, Odom then went to her house and picked up her two-month-old daughter before returning to Jones’ girlfriend’s home. Once there, Jones says Odom got out of the car, took the baby out of the car seat and threw her at him while saying, “You go, the baby goes!”
Jones said in a statement to police that he grabbed his daughter and got into a car with his girlfriend and drove away. He says every time they would stop at a light or stop sign, Odom would ram the car. Odom, Jones says, would then get out of her car and start fighting with the girlfriend each time they stopped.
Police say Odom had her three other children in the car during the incident. [source]
News Break
It’s something you don’t hear about every day: a man’s dying wish to be buried in his car. That’s what happened Tuesday in Saluda County.
Lonnie Holloway was laid to rest at the age of 90 in his 1973 Pontiac Catalina Tuesday.
He believed in certain things, and what he believed in, he was going to carry it out. Lonnie Holloway made sure his wishes were granted up until the end.
“It’s something he always wanted to do, but I didn’t like it,” said Holloway’s sister, Sallie Harris.
Three years ago, Holloway broke the news about his funeral plans to his sister.
“He told me about it and I said, ‘Holloway, don’t make me ashamed.’ He said, ‘make you ashamed of what?’ And I said ‘being buried in a car.’ He said ‘if that’s going to make you ashamed, you’re going to be ashamed,”‘ recalled Harris.
It wasn’t just any car.
It was a green 1973 Pontiac Catalina. That was his retirement gift to himself.
Site Spotlight: Rappers That Suck
After holding on to his every word for the past two years Souljah Boy let me the fuck down. Contrary to everything I ever believed in, Arab did not crank it up fo sho. Christmas has officially been cancelled.
If you are anything like the fine residents of Crunkland and The Bocks you often find yourself spending hours upon hours on YouTube sorting through viral fuckery and often coming up empty handed. And that just breaks my heart. If laughing at your cousins who think they are the next Eli Porter or T-Baby is your thing then Rappers That Suck will surely steal your heart and soul. Here are a couple of my favorite hot spittas featured on the site.
News Break
Lips bussin,’ eyes poppin’. (c) Linnethia Leakes
A Florida man was arrested after he called 911 – not once, but twice – to complain he was hungry, authorities said Friday.
Benjamin Dewer, 26, summoned the cops early Wednesday and when they arrived, he told them: “I need a ride to the park and I’m hungry.” Officers left but the ever-persistent Dewer phoned again with the same “emergency.”
This time police gave him a ride – to jail.
Dewer was being held at the Palm Beach County Jail – where he’ll get three squares a day – in lieu of $1,000 bond. In a less-than-shocking twist, police said Dewer was apparently drunk when he made the calls. [source]