Gallery: A Sea of Exquisite Beauty At The 2011 Bronner Bros Hair Show

BB Gallery: A Sea of Exquisite Beauty At The 2011 Bronner Bros Hair Show

Creative coifs, gravity defying penis tucks and visible stretch marks across teardrop shaped tits filled the venue at the 2011 Bronner Bros Hair Show in Atlanta like Derek J’s ass in a pair of tights from Zara over the weekend.

With the thick aroma of Love Spell by Victoria’s Secret and weave glue wafting through the air your sweaty neck cousins from near and far gave their best “fuck school” poses for C+D’s favorite photographer friend Freddy O.

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Come And Get Your Cousins Please: Woman Arrested After Becoming Crunk And Disorderly With A Baseball Bat Inside Piccadilly

I would stand behind this story 100 percent if the events had taken place at a Golden Corral restaurant but I don’t see it for Piccadilly. Never have, never will. I could be persuaded to change my ballot, though. Who treating?

Erica Matthews wanted something else to drink Sunday, and apparently didn’t mind cutting in line at the Whitehaven Piccadilly to get it.

That didn’t set too well with another customer, who chastised Matthews, 22, for her lack of courtesy. She didn’t like being chastised, though, so she started throwing plates and cups at the other customer, police said.

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Come And Get Your Cousins Please: The Most Depressing Webcam Lap Dance Ever

Trifling ass bedrooms and baseboards have been the standard in hoodrat high society since Lucky picked his daughter up from his baby mama’s house in Poetic Justice. He never did return Keisha and after further inspection of the above clip one can understand why and sympathize with his situation.

News Break: Man Arrested After Attacking Brother With A Crowbar Over A Half-Eaten Piece of Fried Chicken

In the immortal words of Mario Winans, I don’t wanna know.

An Akron man suffered severe head injuries after police said he was attacked by his brother, who wielded a crowbar during a fight ignited over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken.

A warrant was issued Sunday for Tony Morris, 37, of Akron. He is charged with felonious assault, domestic violence and menacing.

Police say they were called to a home on Wildwood Avenue where the men were visiting their mother Sunday afternoon. The brothers were watching TV in separate rooms when Thomas Morris, 41, said a piece of chicken was tossed in his direction.

Tony Morris reportedly admitted tossing the chicken, saying he was angry because he believed his brother took a bite of the chicken and placed it back in a frying pan.

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Coon Theatrics: Your Cousins From East Oakland Destroy A Denny’s On Halloween Night

In lieu of presenting a weak grand slam joke I would like to introduce my new scale of disapproval: The Sad Gabourey Face Rating.

SAD GABOUREY FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]

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Casket Sharp: It’s Prom Time Again!

prom fashion Casket Sharp: Its Prom Time Again!

If it’s two sizes too small, has the same price point as a value meal from Church’s, cheaply constructed, and comes in an unflattering stupid fruity colorful hue — you can find it here. I blame the parents for funding this fuckery.

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Casket Sharp: Harriet Thugman 2012

Harriet Thugman

Wearing the silk pajamas set Chili and her baby hair past up on for the “Creep” video Harriet Thugman was snapped by C+D photog friend Freddy O while waiting for Pretty Ricky to sign her freedom papers at an Atlanta area Wal-Mart last week.  Yo Gotti did himself a great disservice by not asking her to contribute a hot 16 for the “5 Star Chick” remix. Her juicebox stay wet and her credit score is high.

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Friday Fuckery: Callers Respond To Bangs The Great

In my humble opinion YouTube sensation / African rap artist Bangs [click here if you're not familiar with his gift] has potential of taking over a fuckery filled market that is presently void but not everybody is convinced yet.

Question of the Day

Never mind the random floor fan and Wrangler jeans in the background. I have witnessed hundreds of inebriated strangers take their sexual frustrations out on each other on the dance floor but nothing quite like this. Is it better to be the licker or the lickee?

Friday Fuckery: News Break Story of the Week

CUZ Friday Fuckery: News Break Story of the Week

Quarter pound, half pound, whole pound, aye!

An off-duty Tullytown, Pa., police officer stopped for a midnight snack at a New Falls Road Burger King Monday, only to discover marijuana was on the menu.

Officer Shawn McClister ordered his meal at the fast-food restaurant’s drive-through and drove around to the window to pick up his food. The 32-year-old Burger King employee at the window asked McClister if he had any alcohol he could give him.

“What?” the policeman responded. Taharka Johnson repeated the question, saying that he was willing to exchange weed for alcohol, reports the Intelligencer.

Redefining the term “burger joint,” Johnson went and got his stash while another worker handed McClister his food. Johnson returned with a black bag and a clear dime bag of “green vegetable matter.”

32-year-old Burger King employee Taharka Johnson was arrested on charges stemming from trying to sell an off-duty cop weed at the restaurant drive-thru

McClister rotated his knit hat to display the words “Tullytown Police” and said, “That’s not a smart idea, now is it?” reports the Intelligencer.

McClister drove away with his original order and returned soon after with an on-duty Falls police officer

Police arrested Johnson on charges of drug possession with intent to deliver, as well as drug paraphernalia charges, after they found the black bag with several dime bags inside it in a trash can.

Johnson should have known better. People get the munchies after smoking weed, buddy, not before. [SOURCE]

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