Another Day, Another Jump-Off Post

An alleged source close to the Atlanta woman that filed a restraining order on basketball player Shaquille O’ Neal has stepped forward to give some inside scoop about the aspiring rapper’s sexual romps with different men in the ATL.

Here’s the scoop via Necole Bitchie:

maryjane1 Another Day, Another Jump Off PostAs her [Alexis Miller a/k/a Mary Jane] previous make up artist and shoulder to cry on I know the facts. I know her personally and I feel very sorry for her because she is borderline Bi-Polar with a young child. Yes, she was Shaq’s jump off for two years, waiting for him to end it with his wife. Shaq has flown her from coast to coast in his Jet on his time for his needs.

Alexis was a Flight Attended turned Rapper (not singer) trying to make it big for over a year now in Atlanta. The sh*t hit the fan when he kept promising her to pay for her breast augmentation (boob job) for over a year now, scheduling the surgery for her but would cancel when he heard rumors that she was stepping out with other Men in Atl. He would dangled what she wanted and then she would break off scheduled hook ups with Shaq to show him she was serious about making Shaq keep his promises, he promised securing her a place to live and her breast surgery.

He only would spend money on clothes, designer bags and her studio time but of course she wanted more. It was easy for her to stand up Shaqs scheduled trips when he sent for her because she was busy being everyone else’s jump off in Atlanta as well.. getting a bad rep sleeping with guys in the Atl industry scene.

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Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Breathe With No Air

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I’m standing in the corner like Angel Pantoja Medina over this one!

Sources tell my cyber homie Necole Bitchie that Tasia Mae and Young Dro have called it quits! The American Idol winner turned Broadway actress turned hot mess allegedly had a DJ at Club72 announce that she was single and looking for a new Dealer.

I hope this was a mix-up and there was somebody else name Fantasia in the building. I was just coming to terms with Young jeezy and Keyshia Cole’s split.

BYOCS [Bring Your Own Chek Soda]

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I hope you have a wide screen monitor to properly view all the fuckery at Fantasia’s birthday bash this past Saturday. There were women stomping around without shoes on, Tony the Tiger inspired tattoos, post-natal piglets . . . I can’t. I am about to go pray to my poster of dreadlock rasta Black Jesus Florida Evans style as soon as I hit publish on this shit.

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[Flicks via Sandra Rose + All The Fuckery]

Tip Drillin’ Down The Alter

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Say it ain’t so! The Velvet Teddy Bear more like polyester nowadays is allegedly set to marry Surata Zuri McCants [best last name ever], one of the hard working ladies from the “Tip Drill” video. It must be his money ’cause it ain’t his waist. This is going to make for an awesome cover story for Sister 2 Sister.

I tried to watch the video to see if I could point her out [where she at? where she at? there she go!] but I got lost in a sea of ass, Solo red cups, and throwback jerseys. Here’s what one of my favorite bloggers The IPS from Tha Feedback had to say about Reuben’s plans on wifing up the booty bouncer:

WOW, “Flying without Wings” indeed Mr. Teddy Bear! I hope he got her tested, checked, and ran her through a car wash or something. But apparently, Ruben is a fan of Magic City. LOL, I’m sorry, if he puts out another Gospel album like he is rumored to be doing, I won’t be buying that! He will not be spending MY cold hard cash on singles in g-strangs, hot wings and Cristal. No sir, no ma’am, I can’t and I won’t!

I’ve been giving Ruben the side-eye every since he went on Showbiz Tonight talking about how wonderful it felt to be a vegan but this takes the cake. I wonder if Fantasia and Young Dro have anything to do with the couple meeting.

When I See You

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If you look like this when you walk out the door in the morning, do us all a favor and run back inside of the house to dust yourself off and try again.

I hold Young Dro 110 percent accountable for the fuckery perched on top of Tasia Mae’s head. That boy is always rapping about colors and shit [1], so I wouldn’t be surprised if she felt inspired and decided to start experimenting with ROY G. BIV.

On second thought, I blame Shar Jackson. I know I am not the only one out there who remembers when the #1 baby mama rocked the same hair color combination back on ‘Moesha.’

More flicks of Fantasia and her 6 year old daughter Zion enjoying a day of girls only shopping on Robertson Blvd. after the jump.

[1] Whirlwind, sour apple, Jolly Rancher, Patron, Tropicana, Mars bar, tofu, your lipstick, high-tide ocean, Papa Smurf, Patron again, bell pepper, the nose on Rudolf, Tropicana again, cocaine, Superman, vanilla, and Ric Flair hair to name a few.

[Flicks via Starzlife]

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Question of the Day

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MTV cameras will follow Clifford around as he performs the remainder of his community service hours and prepares for a one-year prison sentence next spring for a reality show slated to air early 2009. I’m praying that Fantasia and Young Dro make multiple cameo appearances but I digress.

What should the show be titled?

Star Tracks: Fantasia + Young Dro

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Fantasia’s hair damn near matched the red carpet at the American Idol finale on Wednesday night. Only Young Dro knows for certain if the curtains really matches the carpet, if you catch my drift.

You know they have at least two cases of Chek soda in the back of their car.