In the wonderful mind of Wyclef Jean the explanation behind his profile picture for ChristianMingle.com featuring the Haitian-American entertainer rocking a revealing
pair of panties speedo while straddling a Ducati is a simple one. You see, if you were his Facebook friend you would know that he takes international photoshoots for his bike club.
Also, for all of you misguided fans commonly referred to as haters who think that he forgot to grease up his lower half, not true. He chose to be half oiled and half ashy.
Inside, ‘Clef reveals to the Breakfast Club who snapped his sexiest picture yet,
stealing money Yele Haiti Foundation rumors, explains how he isn’t throwing Lauryn Hill under the bus in his new memoir and more.
Listen, I believe myself to be a very good person who happens to enjoy hood life and fuckery, but your people wasn’t trying to let me function on Hump Day.
Yesterday, Lauryn Hill’s former designated peen Wyclef Jean decided to take to bring in his 43rd birthday by giving you kids a show of what his life has been about so far — and this is the part of the game where I go back to reading my Bible like Miss Celie in ‘The Color Purple.’
Wearing nothing but a red Speedo and plenty of baby oil, Clef ever so gently tooted his ass on a motorcycle.
Did anything I just say make any sense to you? I have so many questions. How many takes did this photo op take? Who snapped the picture? Should I expect this every Wednesday? Will this make Tyler Perry’s iPhone wallpaper?
Last night, T.I. and his megawatt smile hosted a listening session for his upcoming aptly titled album Trouble Man at New York City’s Engine Room Studios. My beloved trap version of Petunia the Pig was no present but as a consolation prize you can feast your eyes on all of the beauty she has to offer by staring at my Twitter background. Mad sexy, bruh!
If you ever find yourself standing next to Clifford The Small Red Dog and diminishing in his presence the time has officially arrived to start drinking Ensure with a splash of Hennessy. Rocking his most arguably hottest outfit this year, Wyclef also attended the session.
Clef is currently making headlines of his own after a juicy excerpt from his memoir “Purpose: An Immigrant’s Story” leaked, revealing that Lauryn Hill‘s first pregnancy contributed heavily to the abrupt breakup of the Fugees.
“It was important just to be honest,” Wyclef told MTV News. “I don’t think that I should’ve left it as a myth.”
Budussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger put the rumors of an alleged hook-up with Wyclef to rest by showing up to the 20th Anniversary of NFL Madden event with her boyfriend Lewis Hamilton. When she starts Crankin’ Dat L. Boogie on stage in clown make-up then we should worry.
Shar Jackson and her sperm donor K. Fed were also in the building along with Tristian Wilds, Hill Harper and Mini Me.
Erykah Badu had a leg up on the competition when she hit the stage at the Fox Theater in Detroit with the Roots on Sunday. That’s the same look of death I give my gynecologist when I go in for a pap smear.
More flicks of artists performing at various venues over the weekend after the cut.
#1 Watch Wyclef Jean perform cunnilingus on his guitar.
#2 Sit back and allow Papa Joe get his swerve on in Las Vegas while Mama Katie soaks her girdle in the sink back at home.
#3 Pay this child any attention. Was she sucking on Robert’s golden peen and got splashed in the face with his man chowder before she took that picture?
#4 Call to RSVP Nelson Mandela’s birthday party.
#5 Add MOP’s porn to my Netflix que.
Keyshia Cole, Cheri Dennis [YES!], Mario, Lupe Fiasco, and Wyclef hit the stage at Hot 97′s Full Frontal Fashion Show last night in NYC. A couple of cast-offs from America’s Next Top Model were in the building taking drink orders and checking coats at the door.