God Has Got Something For That Ass!

Posted on May 1, 2008

Kid Fury here with another public service announcement. Never marry for publicity!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have wed, Latina magazine reports.

The two got hitched in a small ceremony on an island Wednesday, according to the magazine. They quote a source as saying it was “very implusive.”

Rapper Da Brat attended [Packing the .45 under the skirt, I bet! -- Kid Fury], the magazine says.

Cannon’s ex-fiancée, model Selita Ebanks, tells Usmagazine.com, “I have no comment but wish them well.”

Longtime pals, Carey, 38, and the 27-year-old rapper-actor connected when he directed the video for her latest single, “Bye Bye,” in late March.

“It’s hot and heavy,” an insider told Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. [source]

Okay, first of all…ugh!

Now, I would like to know what kind of drugs Nick Cannon has these women hiding in their juice boxes, because this shit doesn’t make any sense to me. Hell, I thought his Earthworm Jim looking ass wanted to marry Will Smith! I’m gonna need Mariah Carey to migrate her nut bucket ass to the nearest corner and sit down…forever!

Quick Quotes

Posted on March 18, 2008

tomwill Quick Quotes

“You don’t have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don’t have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don’t have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise,” Smith tells us. “I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths.” – - Will Smith denies he is a member of the Church of Scientology

Elise Neal’s Assorted Flavors

Posted on September 21, 2006

Elise Neal’s Assorted Flavors

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If you’re a fan of the Pussy Cat Dolls then Elise Neal’s new all girl singing/dancing troupe called Assorted Flavors may just arouse, ahem, your attention.

“I love producing, and I put these girls together and choreographed a lot of the numbers we do,” says Neal. “I’m hoping this will lead to producing other stage shows as well as film. I just got asked to direct a video.” Neal says she’s lined up some impressive producers for the debut album on which Assorted Flavors is working. For instance, “I’ve got Mike City, who worked with Brandy, and Kwame, who has written for Will Smith and Lloyd Banks.” She says the album will be a mix of “Hip-hop and R&B. Our sound is edgier than standard R&B groups and more street. And everybody can sing and everybody can dance.”

get more information on the girls over at Brown Sista

Candids of Will Smith In NYC

Posted on July 26, 2006

Candids of Will Smith In NYC

I’m so happy to see Will out and about. Whoo, he isn’t on Suri Cruise watch any more. I was starting to think he joined a cult after listening to a promotional copy of Wicked Wisdom’s cd. But I will put away my Kerney Thomas prayer hankie since all is well. Seriously, my umi was worried for a minute.

But peep the guy on the side in the first photo. Look closely now. Can you spot a dirt angel? I smell manna from heaven.

BET’s 25 Hottest Bodies

Posted on July 20, 2006

Yeaaaaaaaah! BET’s 25 Hottest Bodies

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Like many of you, I gritted my teeth and sat through Tocarra and Kevin Hart’s lame hosting and watched ‘BET’s 25 Hottest Bodies’ countdown last night. Here’s the list for those of you who may have missed the show.

25. Omarion
24. Tracee Ellis Ross
23. Morris Chestnut
22. Ciara
21. Usher
20. Serena Williams
19. Will Smith
18. Roselyn Sanchez
17. Henry Simmons
16. Tocarra
15. Boris Kodjoe
14. Gabrielle Union
13. Tyrese
12. Lisa Raye
11. The Rock
10. Tyra Banks
09. 50 Cent
08. Melyssa Ford
07. Nelly
06. Halle Berry
05. Terrell Owens
04. Jennifer Lopez
03. Tyson Beckford
02. Beyonce
01. LL Cool J

I already know you guys will like to toss your two cents in the mix. Do you think the list was on point or do they need to adjust it a bit?