Kid Fury here with another public service announcement. Never marry for publicity!
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have wed, Latina magazine reports.
The two got hitched in a small ceremony on an island Wednesday, according to the magazine. They quote a source as saying it was “very implusive.”
Rapper Da Brat attended [Packing the .45 under the skirt, I bet! -- Kid Fury], the magazine says.
Cannon’s ex-fiancée, model Selita Ebanks, tells Usmagazine.com, “I have no comment but wish them well.”
Longtime pals, Carey, 38, and the 27-year-old rapper-actor connected when he directed the video for her latest single, “Bye Bye,” in late March.
“It’s hot and heavy,” an insider told Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. [source]
Okay, first of all…ugh!
Now, I would like to know what kind of drugs Nick Cannon has these women hiding in their juice boxes, because this shit doesn’t make any sense to me. Hell, I thought his Earthworm Jim looking ass wanted to marry Will Smith! I’m gonna need Mariah Carey to migrate her nut bucket ass to the nearest corner and sit down…forever!