Wendy Williams linked up with Sherri Shepherd, Danielle Brooks, Lil Jon, Bow Wow, Erica Mena and AARP (no really, check the background) to celebrate her 50th birthday in New York City last night. Under normal circumstances I would take a moment to reflect in detail about the time someone in the comments section said that Sherri has the stance of a pitbull terrier wearing heels but I’m pressed for time today.
Also spotted inside the birthday bash: Dule Hill, Rochelle Aytes, Joe and a host of other people I’m not going to bother downloading pictures of, soooo yeah.
Once upon a time, Creolepatra Knowles actually had to explain her actions to people.
Back during the era when Destiny’s Child was dropping members every other video shoot, Michelle, Kelly, and Beyonce called into Wendy Williams‘ radio show to explain recent shake-ups in the group. And well, you know how you Uncle Wendell can be.
Listen and enjoy the days of yore when Queen Bey was forced to play nice with her elders for the greater good of the cause after the cut.
During the hot topics segment of a recent show, prized show horse Wendy Williams called a spade a spade and gifted Evelyn Lozada‘s newborn bundle of joy with Los Angeles Dodgers player Carl Crawford a shady nickname, ruffling the feathers of the ‘Basketball Pigeons’ star.
I want to congratulate Evelyn Lozada. Evelyn gave birth to a cash register — I mean a baby boy — with her fiancé, the $142 million Carl Crawford. I didn’t need to make that cash register joke but you see why it would be said. Evelyn girl, congratulations. And Carl, like a lot of sports players and a lot of artists, he’s not a bad looking man, but he certainly wasn’t getting the likes of a Evelyn Lozada if he wasn’t playing baseball. You know what I mean? Do you understand what I’m saying? She upgraded him and now that she’s had the baby, he’s upgrading her. If I were her, I’d be like ‘Miami who? Miami what?’ I would never go back to Miami.
Not one to let lactating keep her away from gutting a bitch, the new mommy promptly took to social media in order to air out Wendell’s husband Kevin Hunter’s dirty laundry.
Write this down: If Wendy Williams‘ staff makes plane reservations for you to attend her show as a guest, she doesn’t care how you get there get — just there if you can.
Well, DMX missed the memo and though he could get to the show because he had the type of “jury duty” that requires sitting behind bars.
The no call, no show after Wendy making plane reservations for one of his many baby mamas prompted the talk show host to spill the tea on the entire situation. She also issued an ultimatium to Earl: He has until Friday to be appear on set or he is no longer invited to sit at her table.
I’m sure he shaking in his Timberlands.
Wendy Williams congratulated Kim Kardashian on her engagement to HMK during her Hot Topics segment this morning, reminding viewers she will go through with her plan to eat crow should their marriage last longer than the 72 days that she was married to NBA player Kris Humphries.
And then her team sent out a press release, making it more about her stunt queen antics and less about them. Well played, Mr. Wendell.
“I don’t know anything about a date, but I do know what I said and I’m gonna stick to it,” she said. “I’ve always said that Kim and Kanye will never get married. And I said, if they do get married, I will eat crow. Right here, on this show. I’m a woman of my word.”