During the hot topics segment of a recent show, prized show horse Wendy Williams called a spade a spade and gifted Evelyn Lozada‘s newborn bundle of joy with Los Angeles Dodgers player Carl Crawford a shady nickname, ruffling the feathers of the ‘Basketball Pigeons’ star.
I want to congratulate Evelyn Lozada. Evelyn gave birth to a cash register — I mean a baby boy — with her fiancé, the $142 million Carl Crawford. I didn’t need to make that cash register joke but you see why it would be said. Evelyn girl, congratulations. And Carl, like a lot of sports players and a lot of artists, he’s not a bad looking man, but he certainly wasn’t getting the likes of a Evelyn Lozada if he wasn’t playing baseball. You know what I mean? Do you understand what I’m saying? She upgraded him and now that she’s had the baby, he’s upgrading her. If I were her, I’d be like ‘Miami who? Miami what?’ I would never go back to Miami.
Not one to let lactating keep her away from gutting a bitch, the new mommy promptly took to social media in order to air out Wendell’s husband Kevin Hunter’s dirty laundry.
Write this down: If Wendy Williams‘ staff makes plane reservations for you to attend her show as a guest, she doesn’t care how you get there get — just there if you can.
Well, DMX missed the memo and though he could get to the show because he had the type of “jury duty” that requires sitting behind bars.
The no call, no show after Wendy making plane reservations for one of his many baby mamas prompted the talk show host to spill the tea on the entire situation. She also issued an ultimatium to Earl: He has until Friday to be appear on set or he is no longer invited to sit at her table.
I’m sure he shaking in his Timberlands.
Wendy Williams congratulated Kim Kardashian on her engagement to HMK during her Hot Topics segment this morning, reminding viewers she will go through with her plan to eat crow should their marriage last longer than the 72 days that she was married to NBA player Kris Humphries.
And then her team sent out a press release, making it more about her stunt queen antics and less about them. Well played, Mr. Wendell.
“I don’t know anything about a date, but I do know what I said and I’m gonna stick to it,” she said. “I’ve always said that Kim and Kanye will never get married. And I said, if they do get married, I will eat crow. Right here, on this show. I’m a woman of my word.”
Another day, another person who doesn’t see if for chicken nugget no-groes. Talk show moose Wendy Williams felt the need to let Chris Brown have it during the Hot Topics segment of her television show on Monday.
Breezy recently made waves when he said it’s not fair that people can’t see beyond his stunt queen ways but other celebrities with dark pasts (specifically Jay-Z) get away with anything. Well, here’s what Wendell had to say about his comments:
You need to blame yourself young man. You’re a woman beater, you’re disrespectful, you threw a chair out of the window of ‘Good Morning America.’ What ever happened to that cute young man that used to dance for the Double Mint gum? What ever happened to him? Now I get it, all boys grow up. A boy grows into a man, but you look like a junkie. That’s what I’m gonna say. You’ve got those nasty tattoos, you’re way too skinny. You don’t seem to have respect for much at all. You beat the stew out of Rihanna and you’re with that Koochie Crayon right now.
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Whitney Houston was never one to bite her tongue, and arguably one of the best examples of that is her epic-ass phone call with Wendy Williams in 2003.
Reading the then WBLS radio personality from the top of her refurbished lace front all the way down to the soles of her feet that marched behind covered wagons on The Trail of Tears, Nippy served every edition of Hooked On Phonics.
That moose sat under the Learning Tree that fucking day.