Aunt Viv laid off the botox long enough to express emotion on her face. I’m not even going to hate today, the woman looks good. Her mug has the strength of a five Sycamore trees, everybody can’t pull that shit off! Log on next week to see if her its is in the same condition.
Aunt Viv Defends Her New BFF
TMZ’s cameras caught Aunt Viv defending new pal Jessica Simpson after Pamela Anderson insulted the former Mrs. Lachey on a radio show. Anderson branded Simpson a “bitch and a whore” after the actress wore a t-shirt promoting meat. Aunt Viv stood up in vagina power, saying “Jessica eats real meat. Pam I love you, but don’t go talking about my girl. She is the baddest blonde bitch on the planet.”
Girl bye! You weren’t this vocal when everyone was googling your name trying to find the .gif of you [or someone like you] sucking the mayonnaise out of a random five dollar foot long.
click here to watch Aunt Viv in action at TMZ.
Celebs x MTVN At The TCA’s
You know Bobby is giving an in-dept step by step guide on how to smoke crack out of a soda can.
At the second day of the TV Critics Association’s convention, MTV Networks kicked off its portion of the press tour with two panels on Comedy Central’s latest programs: the network’s update of The Gong Show, launching July 17, and Chocolate News, a magazine spoof show–from a black perspective–set to premiere first quarter, and starring and executive produced by In Living Color’s David Alan Grier.
Presentations by CMT, TV Land, VH1, and MTV followed Comedy Central. And perhaps most notable about all of those sessions was the prevalence of African-American talent on screen.
In addition to Chocolate News on Comedy Central, boxing champ George Foreman and his clan star in TV Land’s reality sitcom Family Foreman. CMT’s unscripted sitcom Outsiders Inn, co-stars R&B’s Bobby Brown [Bravo’s Being Bobby Brown, CMT’s Gone Country]. Actress Vivica A. Fox [Curb Your Enthusiasm]executive produces and stars as a judge on VH1’s stylist contest show Glam God with Vivica A. Fox. And Oscar winner Jamie Foxx executive produces MTV’s male charm school contest show From G’s to Gents.
Star Tracks: Aunt Viv
Aunt Viv has been flying under the radar in Hollywood lately but I’m not complaining. If memories serves correct, I don’t even think she bothered showing up to this year’s EBT Awards to help direct limo traffic. I just hope she doesn’t think that she is remaining relevant by hanging out with Major Movie Star co-star Jessica Simpson. The only reason people halfway give a damn about that chick is because Tony Romo is making her eat the load nowadays.
Celebs x NAACP Theatre Awards
Another Random Ass Birthday Party
Let me find out that QT is smashing the girl from the “Overnight Celebrity” video. On second thought, that wouldn’t be shocking at all. Son does like sticking his banana in the chocolate fondue, correct?
Meth Face and Quentin Tartino joined forces to celebrate their birthdays in Sin City on Thursday night. Vivica A. Fox, Polow Da Don, Nelly, Keyshia Cole and a host of others came out to party with the pair. Black folks love them some Tartino, eh? Dude comes off kind of schizo to me but I still dig his work. I mean he is no Mario Van Peebles but he does alright from himself.
Get Glam With Aunt Viv
Via press release:
Vivica A. Fox, actress, producer and fashion luminary [Seriously? - - Fresh], is bringing her celebrity style to VH1 for a new competition show ripped from the pages of the fashion magazines. The new series, “Glam God With Vivica A. Fox” slated to premiere in this summer, searches for the next great celebrity stylist who has what it takes to become the stylist to the stars through their ability to create a chic masterpiece using the three key elements of fashion – hair, make-up and wardrobe.
Each week the “stylista” contestants will be asked to compete in various challenges that will test their knowledge of fashion and style trends as they create the perfect look from head to toe. The stylists must be well versed in all areas of fashion and beauty as they bring their vision to life through hair, make-up and wardrobe. Those that fall short of creating that perfect look will have their style license revoked and will be sent packing. The one stylist that manages to rise above the rest will be given the ultimate reward — the chance to launch a career by styling an A-list celebrity [Read: One of Aunt Viv's straight to DVD co-stars. - - Fresh] and being awarded $100,000.
Throughout each episode viewers will also learn the secret tips of looking fabulous on the red carpet.
“Vivica is a movie star and a fashion icon who knows how to step onto the red carpet and nail it every single time,” said Jeff Olde, Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Production, VH1. “Her instincts are impeccable and she knows how critical it is to have a ‘glam god’ she can trust to create a star-making killer look. We are thrilled that we have her vision and insights to drive this show.”
I’m not saying a word. I like challenges and talking shit about this would be way too easy.