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	<title>Crunk + Disorderly &#187; Vivica A. Fox</title>
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		<title>Stunts And Shows: Omar &#8220;Slimm&#8221; White Confirms Split With Vivica A. Fox</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
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Omar &#8220;Slimm&#8221; White says the 19-year age difference wasn&#8217;t a factor in his decision to break-off his engagement with Aunt Viv.
&#8220;She&#8217;s a good woman, it’s just one of those situations where in life people outgrow each other,&#8221; the Atlanta club promoter tells Too Fab about Vivica A. Fox, confirming rumors that the couple had [...]]]></description>
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<p>Omar &#8220;Slimm&#8221; White says the 19-year age difference wasn&#8217;t a factor in his decision to break-off his engagement with Aunt Viv.</p>
<p>&#8220;She&#8217;s a good woman, it’s just one of those situations where in life people outgrow each other,&#8221; the Atlanta club promoter tells Too Fab about Vivica A. Fox, confirming rumors that the couple had split. &#8221; I’m highly intelligent, very wise and one thing I hate is negativity and drama, I hate arguing, and I value communication no matter what the problem may be. So as in any relationship, tension can build up and I finally had to walk away.&#8221;</p>
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<p>You don&#8217;t even know me you just wanna do what you wanna do game proper.</p>
<p>&#8220;I was only in it for love and it just didn&#8217;t work out. Even though she was older than me the age difference didn&#8217;t play a part,&#8221; he adds.</p>
<p>This split doesn&#8217;t mark the first time Slimm has &#8220;reached out&#8221; to the press following a break up with Aunt Viv and I doubt that it will be the last.</p>
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		<title>Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Coleman&#8217;s 31st Birthday Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Quick Flicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vivica A. Fox]]></category>

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Aunt Viv and her man Slimm were on hand last night in New York City to party with friend to Crunkland publicist BJ Coleman for his 31st birthday. Its over for Slimm if he ever smiles at me or Al Reynolds like that on an elevator. We&#8217;ll find out what the extra M in [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2011/bj-birthday.png" alt="bj birthday Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" width="550" height="409" title="Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" /></a></p>
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<p><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Aunt Viv</strong></span> and her man <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Slimm</strong></span> were on hand last night in New York City to party with friend to Crunkland publicist<span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> BJ Coleman</strong></span> for his 31st birthday. Its over for Slimm if he ever smiles at me or Al Reynolds like that on an elevator. We&#8217;ll find out what the extra M in his name is for then.</p>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/bj-birthday1/' title='Vivica A. Fox &amp; Slimm'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bj-birthday1-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bj birthday1 142x200 Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" title="Vivica A. Fox &amp; Slimm" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/bj-birthday2/' title='Vivica A. Fox '><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bj-birthday2-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bj birthday2 142x200 Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" title="Vivica A. Fox" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/bj-birthday3/' title='Vivica A. Fox '><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bj-birthday3-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bj birthday3 142x200 Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" title="Vivica A. Fox" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/bj-birthday4/' title='Vivica A. Fox &amp; BJ Coleman'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bj-birthday4-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bj birthday4 142x200 Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" title="Vivica A. Fox &amp; BJ Coleman" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/bj-birthday5/' title='Keenyah Hill'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bj-birthday5-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bj birthday5 142x200 Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" title="Keenyah Hill" /></a>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/bj-birthday7/' title='Slimm &amp; Aunt Viv'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bj-birthday7-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bj birthday7 142x200 Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" title="Slimm &amp; Aunt Viv" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/08/26/quick-flicks-22/bj-birthday8/' title='Darryl &quot;DMC&quot; McDaniels and wife Zuri McDaniels'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bj-birthday8-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bj birthday8 142x200 Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Foxx and Slimm Hit Up BJ Colemans 31st Birthday Party" title="Darryl &quot;DMC&quot; McDaniels and wife Zuri McDaniels" /></a>
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		<title>Relationship Chatter: Gloria Govan &amp; Matt Barnes On Why They Postponed Their Wedding, Vivica &amp; Slimm Call It Quits</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/08/11/relationship-chatter-gloria-govan-matt-barnes-postponed-wedding-vivica-slim-call-quits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 20:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Luck With That]]></category>
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The most non-poppington reality television NBA couple since Deshawn &#38; Eric Snow (read the latest on THAT situation if you haven&#8217;t already) explained to Vibe the reasons behind why they canned their wedding at the last minute. *Drake hand movements* That&#8217;s what&#8217;s up!

Matt and I feel like marriage is something that shouldn’t be rushed [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2010/gloria-govan-matt-barnes.png" alt="gloria govan matt barnes Relationship Chatter: Gloria Govan & Matt Barnes On Why They Postponed Their Wedding, Vivica & Slimm Call It Quits"  title="Relationship Chatter: Gloria Govan & Matt Barnes On Why They Postponed Their Wedding, Vivica & Slimm Call It Quits" /></p>
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<p>The most non-poppington reality television NBA couple since Deshawn &amp; Eric Snow (read the <a href="http://straightfromthea.com/2010/08/05/deshawn-eric-snows-divorce-still-pending-as-mistress-gives-birth-to-a-baby-girl-photos/">latest</a> on THAT situation if you haven&#8217;t already) explained to Vibe the reasons behind why they canned their wedding at the last minute. *Drake hand movements* That&#8217;s what&#8217;s up!</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Matt and I feel like marriage is something that shouldn’t be rushed into. It wasn’t any outside party. We’re committed and dedicated to working on our relationship and we’re still together but again, we felt like this wasn’t something that was in our hearts at the time. Marriage is something that is definitely our goal but again, we’re not rushing into something that we just feel like isn’t right for us at the time so we’re just taking the time to work on our family. <a href="http://necolebitchie.com/2010/08/11/matt-barnes-gloria-govan-talk-cancelled-wedding/#more-85063">(Read more at Necole Bitchie)</a></p>
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<p>Press release from Slim on his break-up with Aunt Viv under the cut.</p>
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<img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/viv-slim.png" alt="viv slim Relationship Chatter: Gloria Govan & Matt Barnes On Why They Postponed Their Wedding, Vivica & Slimm Call It Quits" title="viv-slim" width="480" height="596" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-34402" /> </center></p>
<p>Just days after being photographed together in Atlanta celebrating Vivica&#8217;s birthday, ex-boyfriend Slimm sent out a press release this morning citing flaws in their relationship as the reason the couple has decided to go their desperate, I mean, separate ways.</p>
<blockquote><p>Unfortunately me and Vivica are no longer dating. After 8 months it’s time to go our separate ways. In life you can love and have chemistry with a person but Flaws can sometimes outweigh the relationship. I wish her the best and I know she feels the same.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m still waiting for a press release addressing the demise of Aunt Viv&#8217;s relationship with her hairline. Until then . . . </p>
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		<title>Quick Quotes: LisaRaye On Falling Out With Star Jones And Vivica A. Fox</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/03/19/quick-quotes-lisaraye-falling-star-jones-vivica-fox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Star had my damn back. She is a friend, a confidante and the bitch is smart. I never realized it was a problem until I looked up on day and realized I hadn’t spoken to her in so long that I was like, ‘Damn, where is she?’ Then I started hearing about the little shit [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;Star had my damn back. She is a friend, a confidante and the bitch is smart. I never realized it was a problem until I looked up on day and realized I hadn’t spoken to her in so long that I was like, ‘Damn, where is she?’ Then I started hearing about the little shit that Vivica was saying–that I f*cked it up for all of us–I guess black women, or whatever–and I am thinking, why wouldn’t she say these things to me? I said, ‘Well, tell her to use her own influence to get what the f*ck she wants to get!” Never did I think that anything that I was going through would affect you and your career so much. Sorry.” *Kanye shrug* I have reached out to both of them and asked what happened and what is their definition of a friendship. Where are they? I know a New York Daily News article came out saying that my new reality show was about revenge and airing out our dirty laundry, but I’m too grown for all of that. I would never tell any of my friends’ business, even if we aren’t friends anymore. There is no interest for me in that.”</p>
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<p>Star can&#8217;t be that smart if she doesn&#8217;t realize that her wig is about to take its own life by jumping off her head. And then there&#8217;s Al Reynold.</p>
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		<title>Quick Flicks: Vivica A. Fox At Mr. Chow</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/08/23/quick-flicks-vivica-fox-chow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Cooper</dc:creator>
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Vivica, like any other whore for propaganda, loves to spend whatever little monies they have to go to places where the paparazzi is sure to find them. Amazing how people lives revolves around what letter of the alphabet they can be categorized in.
She was photographed exiting Mr. Chow&#8217;s [that food can't be that good] looking [...]]]></description>
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<p>Vivica, like any other whore for propaganda, loves to spend whatever little monies they have to go to places where the paparazzi is sure to find them. Amazing how people lives revolves around what letter of the alphabet they can be categorized in.</p>
<p>She was photographed exiting Mr. Chow&#8217;s [that food can't be that good] looking like she didn&#8217;t want to photographed at first, but then realized that playing hard to get doesn&#8217;t pay the bills, and smiled. I guess she feels that since she doesn&#8217;t have to pay paps to follow her like Gabrielle and Ciara [and Rihanna before "Umbrella," nobody was checking her], she is still in the C-lister category in Hollywood. <strong>TRAGIC. </strong></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Saying . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/05/04/im-just-saying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 14:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Its time to move out of Hollywood when you start claiming that your family came down with a Case of the Cottles in order to remain relevant.
White Vivica A. Fox Lisa Rinna tells ET that she believes that members of her family contracted the virus prior to knowing what the swine flu was.
&#8220;I believe we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Lisa + Viv" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18836"><img class="attachment wp-att-18836 aligncenter" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/10864997kdanick54200922553pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Lisa + Viv" width="555" height="407" title="Im Just Saying . . . " /></a></p>
<p>Its time to move out of Hollywood when you start claiming that your family came down with a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tameka_Cottle">Case of the Cottles</a> in order to remain relevant.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">White Vivica A. Fox</span> Lisa Rinna tells ET that she believes that members of her family contracted the virus prior to knowing what the swine flu was.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house,&#8221; Lisa tells ET about her ill family. &#8220;How do you know it&#8217;s the swine flu? I don&#8217;t know but we had all the symptoms.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;We had it before it came out. &#8230;We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine,&#8221; the actress explained to ET at the LG Rumorous Night with Heidi Klum event on Tuesday. [<a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/04/73415/">source</a>]</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cougar Alert</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/15/cougar-alert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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It almost looks like Aunt Viv was the only person at the party for her new show, The Cougar, but I will give her the benefit of the doubt since the contents of her face have finally settled. The reviews of the TV Land reality competition however have been a lot less unforgiving.
Too late [...]]]></description>
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<p>It almost looks like Aunt Viv was the only person at the party for her new show, The Cougar, but I will give her the benefit of the doubt since the contents of her face have finally settled. The reviews of the TV Land reality competition however have been a lot less unforgiving.</p>
<blockquote><p>Too late to exploit a cultural blip, too stupid to be a feminist statement, “The Cougar” stars a 40-year-old on the prowl for love among 20 younger guys.</p>
<p>Any resemblance to “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette” is strictly intentional. Mike Fleiss, the creator of those ABC dating franchises, is the genius behind this attempt at showing love knows no age &#8211; or IQ, apparently.</p>
<p>Stacey Anderson, a successful real-estate agent from Arizona and twice-divorced mother of four kids, vows to prove that a mature woman is a catch . . .</p>
<p>First challenge: The guys must introduce themselves using their best opening lines. One guys sings. Another presents flowers. An ex-Marine named Ryan salutes and commits one of the many gaffes of the night: “You look way too old to be the cougar.”</p>
<p>Nick, 27, allegedly a police officer from Chicago, tells her she is under arrest for stealing his heart. “You have the right to remain delicious.” [<a href="http://news.bostonherald.com/entertainment/television/reviews/view/2009_04_14_Alley_cat:_%E2%80%98Cougar__matches_older_woman_with_20-something_tail_chasers/srvc=home&amp;position=also">source</a>]</p></blockquote>
<p>Drop drop to your knees arch your back girl, shake shake it like that alley cat. [c] Queen Creole</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t so I won&#8217;t.

Though Vivica A. Fox says she&#8217;s &#8220;no friend of The Psychic Friends Network,&#8221; according to TV Land, the actress is the queen of cougars.
The 44-year-old actress has signed on to host a one-hour reality show for TV Land called &#8216;The Cougar&#8217; that will show an &#8220;accomplished, beautiful and sexy woman&#8221; of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t so I won&#8217;t.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><img style="margin: 4px;" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/83507218.jpg" alt="83507218 Times Must Be Really Hard" width="188" height="250" align="left" title="Times Must Be Really Hard" />Though Vivica A. Fox says she&#8217;s &#8220;no friend of The Psychic Friends Network,&#8221; according to TV Land, the actress is the queen of cougars.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The 44-year-old actress has signed on to host a one-hour reality show for TV Land called &#8216;The Cougar&#8217; that will show an &#8220;accomplished, beautiful and sexy woman&#8221; of a certain age as she looks for love from a pool of eligible younger men. &#8220;I&#8217;m so excited to be the guide for &#8216;The Cougar&#8217;s&#8217; quest for love,&#8221; said Fox. &#8220;This show will prove to be empowering and enlightening for women everywhere. Plus, 20 hot guys gathered under one roof doesn&#8217;t hurt!&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The Cougar,&#8217; which is being executive produced by &#8216;The Bachelor&#8217; producer Mike Fleiss (cousin of notorious madam Heidi Fleiss), will premiere in April on TV Land Prime.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;Vivica is a pop culture celebrity who uniquely connects with our audience and whose distinctive style and sense of humor will help TV Land d50 Cent &amp; Vivica A. Foxeliver on our promise to create entertaining programs that reflect the lifestyles and tastes of our viewers,&#8221; stated Larry W. Jones, president of TV Land. &#8220;I&#8217;m thrilled that she will take viewers on our Cougar&#8217;s romantic journey.&#8221;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[With all the hoopla that went down last year about the n-word I&#8217;ve been trying to watch my mouth. Well, at least online. I know there are thousands of words I could choose right now but the following combination explains exactly how I am feeling about Aunt Viv&#8217;s psychic situation.
Nigga please.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/image5.jpg" alt="image5 You Aint Got To Lie To Kick It" align="left" title="You Aint Got To Lie To Kick It" />With all the hoopla that went down last year about the n-word I&#8217;ve been trying to watch my mouth. Well, at least online. I know there are thousands of words I could choose right now but the following combination explains exactly how I am feeling about <a href="http://the-bocks.ning.com/profiles/blogs/vivica-fox-psychic">Aunt Viv&#8217;s psychic situation.</a></p>
<p>Nigga please.</p>
<p>Just when I was almost about to forgive you for sucking peen on camera [we all fall short of the glory and have done some hoe shit] you just had tah go and lie to meh face about something else! Here&#8217;s what Aunt Viv has to say about her new viral video:</p>
<blockquote><p>In a statement that the star of &#8216;Two Can Play That Game&#8217; and &#8216;Soul Food&#8217; sent via e-mail late Monday night, she declared: &#8220;Vivica A. Fox is no friend of The Psychic Friends Network.&#8221;</p>
<p>Fox is alleging that the footage circulating online &#8220;is using her unauthorized likeness, footage, voice and photographs as an endorsement of their service.&#8221;</p>
<p>Additionally, the actress is demanding that The Psychic Friends Network &#8220;cease and desist immediately&#8221; with use of the video and images.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Details about why the video was shot or how the images were obtained by The Psychic Friends Network were not explained. [<a href="http://www.blackvoices.com/blogs/2009/02/03/buzz-exclusive-vivica-a-fox-talks-about-the-psychic-friends-ne/">source</a>]</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">That&#8217;s right, play dumb. She&#8217;s done it for long enough when questions about what really happened to her hairline comes up, so I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s a pro by now. Unless Norwood Young comes forward and releases a statement of his own [as he did in the defense of Eddie Winslow] I call bullshit.</p>
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		<title>Aunt Viv&#8217;s Birthday Party</title>
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Aunt Viv laid off the botox long enough to express emotion on her face. I&#8217;m not even going to hate today, the woman looks good. Her mug has the strength of a five Sycamore trees, everybody can&#8217;t pull that shit off! Log on next week to see if her its is in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-1/" rel="attachment wp-att-8247" title="Aunt Viv [1]"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/viv0b2.jpg" alt="Aunt Viv [1]" title="Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" /></a> <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-2-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-8248" title="Aunt Viv [2]"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/viv0b.jpg" alt="Aunt Viv [2]" title="Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" /></a><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-1/" rel="attachment wp-att-8247" title="Aunt Viv [1]"> </a></p>
<p>Aunt Viv laid off the botox long enough to express emotion on her face. I&#8217;m not even going to hate today, the woman looks good. Her mug has the strength of a five Sycamore trees, everybody can&#8217;t pull that shit off! Log on next week to see if her its is in the same condition.</p>
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<p align="center"> <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-3-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-8249" title="Aunt Viv [3]"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vivbday2.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Aunt Viv [3]" title="Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" /></a> <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-4/" rel="attachment wp-att-8250" title="Aunt Viv [4]"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vivbday5.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Aunt Viv [4]" title="Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" /></a> <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-5/" rel="attachment wp-att-8251" title="Aunt Viv [5]"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vivbday6.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Aunt Viv [5]" title="Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" /></a><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-4/" rel="attachment wp-att-8250" title="Aunt Viv [4]"> </a><a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/07/31/aunt-vivs-birthday-party/aunt-viv-7/" rel="attachment wp-att-8253" title="Aunt Viv [7]"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vivbday7.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Aunt Viv [7]" title="Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" /></a></p>
<p align="center"> <img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/55406112freshcrunkjuice81200835622am.jpg" alt="55406112freshcrunkjuice81200835622am Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" border="1" title="Aunt Vivs Birthday Party" /></p>
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