
It almost looks like Aunt Viv was the only person at the party for her new show, The Cougar, but I will give her the benefit of the doubt since the contents of her face have finally settled. The reviews of the TV Land reality competition however have been a lot less unforgiving.
Too late to exploit a cultural blip, too stupid to be a feminist statement, “The Cougar” stars a 40-year-old on the prowl for love among 20 younger guys.
Any resemblance to “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette” is strictly intentional. Mike Fleiss, the creator of those ABC dating franchises, is the genius behind this attempt at showing love knows no age – or IQ, apparently.
Stacey Anderson, a successful real-estate agent from Arizona and twice-divorced mother of four kids, vows to prove that a mature woman is a catch . . .
First challenge: The guys must introduce themselves using their best opening lines. One guys sings. Another presents flowers. An ex-Marine named Ryan salutes and commits one of the many gaffes of the night: “You look way too old to be the cougar.”
Nick, 27, allegedly a police officer from Chicago, tells her she is under arrest for stealing his heart. “You have the right to remain delicious.” [source]
Drop drop to your knees arch your back girl, shake shake it like that alley cat. [c] Queen Creole