Uncle Russell’s New Gig

Posted on January 28, 2009

Uncle Russell held a press conference earlier today to announce his new job – - and the job description has nothing to do with Kimora’s lactating titties. He is now the editor in chief over at GlobalGrind.com, woohoo! [sarcasm sold separately] To be honest I thought he already had the position when the site launched but I guess that’s why people say you shouldn’t assume shit.Good star for you, Pepaw!

Me and Clifford’s navel naps area are going to hold our own special press conference tomorrow about the importance of proper pubic upkeep.

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Quick Flicks: Giant Magazine Celebrates The New Phat Fashion Collection

Posted on August 26, 2008

Kimono The Big Japanese Man took a break from playing hide the peen in the rings of my neck with Digimon and hit up Giant magazine’s event for the new Phat Fashion Collection last night. Angela and Vanessa Simmons [and their Yung Berg pool test passing yaki], Karl Kani, and others were also in the building. Click here to check out more flicks from the evening.

Vanessa Simmons’ Birthday Party

Posted on August 6, 2008

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Skeet or Delete: All Eyes On Angela

Posted on July 18, 2008

angela simmons Skeet or Delete: All Eyes On Angela

Angela Simmons has released a new song called “Center of Attention” to promote Pastry’s newest sneaker developed along with her sister and partner, Vanessa Simmons.

“Wearing Glam Pie will make you the ‘Center of Attention,’” says Simmons. Bryan Barber will direct the television commercials featuring the siblings, as well as a music video for the single to premiere July 24th, exclusively on www.pastrykicks.com.

Does Angela have the vocal chops to make it in the music world or should she stick to slanging fashion and foot wear?

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[Thanks Nikki]

Star Tracks: Angela + T.Error Mari

Posted on June 27, 2008

Angela Simmons was spotted taking a day of shopping in with a couple of her friends yesterday on Robertson Blvd. Since I openly stan for the Simmons family I’m not going to extend the warranty on my hate today. I just wonder if they had to pry Jo Jo off of the store window glass at Kitson during the course of the afternoon. That boy loves his windows!

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Weekend Catch Up: Pastry One Year Anniv. Party

Posted on March 17, 2008

Vanessa and Angela Simmons celebrated the one year anniversary of their Pastry footwear at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles on Saturday. The girls are set to expand the line in the months to come to include handbags and clothing. Do it big then! My little cousin has a cute little pair of Cherry Kisses hitops that she loves. I guess I will give the shoes two thumbs up since she she hasn’t twisted her ankle during P.E. while rocking a pair yet. [Ah hem, I am still giving Kimono the side-eye.]

Wedding Belle

Posted on November 1, 2007

Wedding Belle

The homie Trinky Wiggy from Urban Scanz was kind enough to send these flicks of Vanessa Simmons modeling for Bride Noir over. No hate here! The reverend’s daughter is looking stunning. I’m some what disappointed that JoJo wasn’t featured as a ring bearer but I will get over it.