Uncle Russell: “My Heart Goes Out To Both Kim And Kris”

kim rus Uncle Russell: My Heart Goes Out To Both Kim And Kris

Uncle Russell writes on his blog that following a recent “heart to heart talk” with Kim Kardashian that he “knew before it hit the press and exploded into a media firestorm of speculation and rumors” that the socialite was going to file for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries.

Well, maybe he should’ve given Kris the courtesy call we all make to our dope peddling relatives to inform them about an active police road block.

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Russell Simmons: Cut Chris Brown The Same Slack As Miley Cyrus And Lindsay Lohan

russell Russell Simmons: Cut Chris Brown The Same Slack As Miley Cyrus And Lindsay Lohan

In a blog entry for Global Grind yesterday Uncle Russell writes that we all should stop making Rabid Beaver suffer for his own self-destructive actions and cut him the same slack  “Disney kids” receive when they get their caught out there with their hands in the cookie jar by the media.

Chile . . .

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Crunk Candids: Uncle Russell’s Night Out With Sophie Monk

uncle russell Crunk Candids: Uncle Russells Night Out With Sophie Monk

Somewhere, Julie Henderson is seething and gritting her teeth. On Monday, photographers caught Russell Simmons out with Aussie beauty Sophie Monk as they took a stroll out in West Hollywood. She used to date one of the twins from Good Charlotte [don’t know his damn name], and Russell was married to Kimono, dated a black  chick for a moment, and rustled up to Julie Henderson. Given Russell’s track record with women, I assume that Julie Henderson will stay in one part of the apartment while Sophie moves in. Gosh he keeps a fresh YT woman on his side!

Expect an angry Global Grind post from Julie Henderson any second from now.

Bet You Can’t Do It Like Me . . . Owwwww

aoki Bet You Can’t Do It Like Me . . . Owwwww

I guess when your mother is a big drag queen, you can’t help but emulate some of her most “interesting” traits.

Here on the red carpet at the InStyle Magazine Ovarian Cancer Research Fund Benefit this past Saturday, Aoki pushed Julie Henderson [best known for modeling writing that piece about Black women on global grind] aside and let the inner diva [Kanye’s is spelled DIVA, ALL CAPS LOCKED BABY] come out to play. She seemed to love the cameras, and of course the cameras loved her back.

Go get em’ Miss Baby Phat. Purr for the kids.

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