Pharrell’s Pre-VMA Party

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Pharrell’s Pre-VMA Party

Tonight is the big night! Are you excited to see what is going to happen? I would be a liar if I said that I wasn’t looking forward to the performances at the awards. The stars have really been filling up the Big Apple with parties, that’s for sure.

Pharrell & Kanye; Ciara; Cee-Lo; Tyson Beckford; T.I. ; Miss Info; Vanessa Simmons; Kelly Rowland

Cee-Lo & Ciara; Jessica White; Pharrell; Monica; Kanye; Amerie

More Pre-VMA Fun Timbaland’s Celebrity Bash

BET’s 25 Hottest Bodies

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Yeaaaaaaaah! BET’s 25 Hottest Bodies

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Like many of you, I gritted my teeth and sat through Tocarra and Kevin Hart’s lame hosting and watched ‘BET’s 25 Hottest Bodies’ countdown last night. Here’s the list for those of you who may have missed the show.

25. Omarion
24. Tracee Ellis Ross
23. Morris Chestnut
22. Ciara
21. Usher
20. Serena Williams
19. Will Smith
18. Roselyn Sanchez
17. Henry Simmons
16. Tocarra
15. Boris Kodjoe
14. Gabrielle Union
13. Tyrese
12. Lisa Raye
11. The Rock
10. Tyra Banks
09. 50 Cent
08. Melyssa Ford
07. Nelly
06. Halle Berry
05. Terrell Owens
04. Jennifer Lopez
03. Tyson Beckford
02. Beyonce
01. LL Cool J

I already know you guys will like to toss your two cents in the mix. Do you think the list was on point or do they need to adjust it a bit?

Battle of the Deeee-vahs

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Battle of the Deeee-vahs

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At the Megu Midtown opening in Trump World Tower on Wednesday night, the ongoing feud between Wendy Williams and Tyson Beckford heated up when they bumped into each other. Williams said to Beckford, “I know how you roll, Tyson” – implying he was gay. Tyson replied, “Why don’t you go shave your beard?” * Tyson who showed up with Vanessa Simmons, daughter of Joseph “Rev. Run” Simmons of Run DMC, was unfazed, but Wendy left shortly after.Also at the new restaurant were Donald Trump, the Rev. Al Sharpton, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Vanessa Minello, Mary J. Blige, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Steve Harvey, Rocky Aoki, and a glum Stephon Marbury, who wore a big diamond bracelet. (New York Post)

I’m not even going to say anything. Scratch that, I am. Vanessa Simmons in the words of Sister Katrina LaVerne, you too fly for that shit. No comment on Wendy and Tyson. Thanks Jai!

* quote of the day

Buzz Notes

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Kanye Must Go Through Tons of Lotion

Kanye West was left red-faced recently when his mother Donda discovered how much money he spends on pornography. The star loves the close working relationship he has developed with his mum since their college days but admits constantly having her at his side can sometimes be embarrassing. He says, “I was an English major and she (mother) was head of the department. Now she is my manager, and that can be tricky sometimes. She’s like: ‘Kanye, did you spend $500 at the porn store?’ Come on, get the fuck out of here! I’m 28 years old and I have to explain to my mother?”

As Sly As A Fox
Whatever aroma Foxy Brown is exuding should be bottled and sold. Last Friday, she had the gang at P.M. abuzz when she canoodled, cavorted and then sped away with supermodel Tyson Beckford. On Tuesday, she was back at the Haitian-themed lounge — this time locking lips with NBA hunk Chris Webber. And who was sitting in the adjacent banquette with Kimora Lee Simmons trying to avert his eyes? None other than Tyson Beckford! Also on hand: Queen Latifah, Busta Rhymes, Wyclef Jean with fellow Haitian Garcelle Beauvais, and A.J. Calloway celebrating his birthday.

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- Game Over? Nope! That my friends is a G-Unot billboard smack dab in the heart of Jamaica Queens. Dayum homie.

- Rub-a-dub-dub, Peedi Crakk is soaking in the tub. Sorry baby but Pac did it better.
- You gotta love the wonders of photoshop. So whats on the mind of Ms. Knowles?

Buzz Notes

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Te.Error (’cause she has got to be a mistake) Marie vs. Rhianna

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Pon De Jail Cell

Jay-Z’s protege, Rihanna, who has the hit record “Pon De Replay,” was arrested at Germany’s Berlin-Tegel Airport last week because the reggae singer did not have a permit to enter the country. According to Contact Music, the 17-year-old native of Barbados traveled to Germany from Newark, N.J. on Aug. 16 to perform when she was stopped by German authorities. Rihanna was held for two hours but was eventually granted a temporary visa.

Tyson Sues Diddy

Model Tyson Beckford has sued Sean “Diddy” Combs for trademark infringement. The suit, filed Aug. 12 in U.S. District Court in New York City, seeks $5 million in damages. “I don’t want to litigate the case in the press, however, we’re not into filing frivolous lawsuits,” said Kenneth Montgomery, a New York-based attorney representing Beckford. Montgomery told BET.com that Combs’ Sean John men’s clothing line used Beckford’s image in a 2004 ad campaign but never paid him for his services. Montgomery added that the campaign continued even though there was a contract dispute. Representatives for Diddy were not available for comment. Sources said the mogul is in Miami preparing to host the MTV Video Music Awards show, which airs live on Sunday, Aug. 28.

Vivica Wants Fiddy To Shut Up

Vivica A. Fox has a message for ex-love, Rapper 50 Cent. Keep on dissing me baby! Vivica says the more he raps and talks about her, the more men are interested in checking her out. The 41 year-old actress was hot and heavy with the rapper two years ago, and she says it was very disappointing the way he handled the breakup. She says, Hey 50! Keep writing and talking about me!


That’s all for now kiddies. Hurricane Katrina (or Trina as I like to say) can’t fuck up my VMA weekend partying! I saw a D-list rapper perform last night and it was a hot mess. More on that later. There are parties popping up all across Florida this weekend and I’m loving it . . . almost as much as I love the wonders of airbrushing.

What Happened To That Girl

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Lil Kim: Poor Little Rich Girl

I’ve been working on designing some free blogger templates to distribute through the site for anyone who would like to pick one up (email a chica if interested). In the middle of creating one (click here!) featuring Deep Throat herself I stumbled across a picture of her from the old days. This is how I liked my Kimberly Jones. Bunny teeth, small tits (no homo), black wig, and with a ever so slight pudge on her waistline. Although her bikini lines looks questionable and I don’t know what the blue hell she is doing with the gun, this is the Kim I was introduced to 10 years ago. She looks nothing like that now of course. While I was searching for some pictures I found a few interesting links about her and the various surgeries she has had performed.

Kimmy Kimmy Kimmy . . . you look a hot damn mess. Anybody else think she resembles Victoria Gotti? That is her homegirl you know . . .

[begin edit] I don’t know why I’m just not beginning another post but oh well. Read and be merry, bitches.

Oh shizzle! We have Showtimes for a couple of days? Yes! Time for be to break out the pack of blank VCR tapes (everyone can’t afford a DVR or whatever it’s called). I’ve been catching some pretty decent programming on television as of lately. My new favorite show is Hell’s Kitchen. The shit was bananas – B A N A N A S [/corny]. It’s a tasty blend of American Idol, The Restaurant, and Survivor. Although Dewberry was booted last night from the show (I was rooting for his big ass), I know I’m going to be glued to the tube next week. I’m typing and looking over my shoulder at the 19″ (do it big) right now viewing Trading Spouses. In my opinion Fox offers some very interesting choices in reality television. A & E is and will forever be my ultimate favorite when it comes to the reality shows, don’t sleep on Family Plots. And I thought mi familia was loco..

Moving forward, Tyson Beckford’s fine piece of man ass was almost grass. In a scene that I believe is so similar to the “Unbreak My Heart” video by Toni “why did I name my kids Denim and Diesel” Braxton. Remember that? No worries, Tyson’s doing fine though. He was able to preserve his sexiniess and was released from the hospital Monday.

Time fly’s when you’re busy with school! Congrats to J.Lo and Marc Anthony. Who said it wouldn’t last huh? Who still fucking cares is a better question. Congratulations are also in order for Stevie Wonder who welcomed a baby boy into the world last month (yeah I thought he was dead too). You don’t have to see it to be in it, he be stroking! Yes, I know he doesn’t sing that song but it was a good thought in my brain. Stevie should’ve chilled out with the name. Mandla Kadjaly Carl Stevland Morris? Someone’s getting their ass kicked everyday until they’re out of junior high.

Finally, today’s C.W.A. (Cracka Wit Attitude) award goes to Russel Crowe. He’ll hit that bitch with a phone (what you know about Miss Behavin?) . Folks have been testing his gangsta since Cinderlla Man was released. So he popped a bitch, almost like Fifty did Tyson in the “21 Questions” video. What sweet irony. . .