A fat person with more patience that I will ever have for foolishness, most likely Rev. Run, sat Tyrese down this week and explained to him very attentively and without using a lot of big words that the majority of his supporters have 5% limousine tint on their necks and other pre-diabetes symptoms. Thank you for being a friend.
The Black Dandelion That Grew From The Asphalt In The Parking Lot At Value Village defended his comments about the “nasty” fat people we have all grown to love and depend on to school us in new creative ways to spice up our favorite dishes with Sriracha in a series of tweets.
I have my fist balled up and shaking it at the screen.
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Oh Tyrese, why must you insist on being that stubborn strand of pubic hair on a wash cloth that refuses to detach itself on the final rinse? The hood’s leading life coach is back with a wellness and fitness edition of his poignant bumper sticker wisdom. Who is up for a round of So The Fuck What?
The off-screen personification of Melvin’s sweet little chocolate bitch in ‘Baby Boy’ had the following to say about Team Chunk in a recent interview:
“When you take a shower and you put your fat, nasty body in the shower and by the time you get out, the mirrors are all steamed up so you don’t look at what you did to yourself. That may sound offensive or insensitive but ultimately, you are big as hell because you have earned that shit. You worked your ass off to eat everything in sight to get big as hell.” | source
The man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all.
Clutch Magazine daily editor Yesha Callahan is giving the middle finger salute to Black Ty’s bumper sticker wisdom when it comes to relationship advice. Are you here for Tyrese and his Dr. Love tweets?
Some people need to stick with the gifts they were given. By some, I mean Tyrese Gibson. Most people know him as a singer and actor, I’ll call those his gifts. But he has this gift that keeps on giving, sort of like herpes, that no one wants. Over the past couple of years, Tyrese’s Twitter account has become a cesspool of horrible grammar and interesting relationship advice.
Case in point. This morning I logged into my account, and I noticed people retweeting Tyreseisms.
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The bumper sticker wisdom Tyrese distributes free of charge on Twitter is not for the faint at heart. Sure, its fun to crack jokes at his daily struggle typos that cannot be blamed in no shape or form on auto-correct. But if you scratch below the surface you get more bang for your buck. Like those jumbo $1 scratch-off tickets with 12 ways to win.
Last year, one of Black Ty’s personalities spoke with media maven / friend-in-the-head Jasfly on behalf of NecoleBitchie.com candidly about his views on independent Black women. And well, his rambling was only comparable to that of a dope fiend coming down off a high. Unintentionally fucking hilarious.