Yesterday, TGT connected with their target fan base of single women who should know women while performing “Hey, Put Your Mama On The Phone” and other songs off their new album at Universal City Walk in Universal City, California.
View flicks of the most reliable collective of male solo acts willing to perform last minute at black awards show in the gallery below.
Until Head Bitches In Charge members Remy Ma, Jacki-O and Shawnna reunite at the BET 2016 Hip-Hop Awards, this is all we have to offer you.
Peep the intensity in his eyes though. Listen, you better buy that damn album before he delivers another culturally impacting book in time for the holiday shopping rush. Think it’s a game. ‘Cooking For Your Black Man – His Dietary Needs Are That Of A King: 101 Lawry’s Seasoning Salt-Free Recipes’ can and will happen.
Anyway, things got a little too hot for Melvin’s sweet little chocolate bitch last night.
Tyrese fainted during a nightclub appearance in D.C. — and of course your cousins caught the moment on their iPhones.
A fat person with more patience that I will ever have for foolishness, most likely Rev. Run, sat Tyrese down this week and explained to him very attentively and without using a lot of big words that the majority of his supporters have 5% limousine tint on their necks and other pre-diabetes symptoms. Thank you for being a friend.
The Black Dandelion That Grew From The Asphalt In The Parking Lot At Value Village defended his comments about the “nasty” fat people we have all grown to love and depend on to school us in new creative ways to spice up our favorite dishes with Sriracha in a series of tweets.
I have my fist balled up and shaking it at the screen.
Rev Run And Tyrese Sign Copies Of Their Book ‘Manology: Secrets of a Man’s Mind Revealed’
Oh Tyrese, why must you insist on being that stubborn strand of pubic hair on a wash cloth that refuses to detach itself on the final rinse? The hood’s leading life coach is back with a wellness and fitness edition of his poignant bumper sticker wisdom. Who is up for a round of So The Fuck What?
The off-screen personification of Melvin’s sweet little chocolate bitch in ‘Baby Boy’ had the following to say about Team Chunk in a recent interview:
“When you take a shower and you put your fat, nasty body in the shower and by the time you get out, the mirrors are all steamed up so you don’t look at what you did to yourself. That may sound offensive or insensitive but ultimately, you are big as hell because you have earned that shit. You worked your ass off to eat everything in sight to get big as hell.” | source
The man that knows something knows that he knows nothing at all.
Clutch Magazine daily editor Yesha Callahan is giving the middle finger salute to Black Ty’s bumper sticker wisdom when it comes to relationship advice. Are you here for Tyrese and his Dr. Love tweets?
Some people need to stick with the gifts they were given. By some, I mean Tyrese Gibson. Most people know him as a singer and actor, I’ll call those his gifts. But he has this gift that keeps on giving, sort of like herpes, that no one wants. Over the past couple of years, Tyrese’s Twitter account has become a cesspool of horrible grammar and interesting relationship advice.
Case in point. This morning I logged into my account, and I noticed people retweeting Tyreseisms.
TGT Attends The 2012 BET Awards
The bumper sticker wisdom Tyrese distributes free of charge on Twitter is not for the faint at heart. Sure, its fun to crack jokes at his daily struggle typos that cannot be blamed in no shape or form on auto-correct. But if you scratch below the surface you get more bang for your buck. Like those jumbo $1 scratch-off tickets with 12 ways to win.
Last year, one of Black Ty’s personalities spoke with media maven / friend-in-the-head Jasfly on behalf of NecoleBitchie.com candidly about his views on independent Black women. And well, his rambling was only comparable to that of a dope fiend coming down off a high. Unintentionally fucking hilarious.
New York Times best selling author (your Kindle purchase put him there, not mine) and occasional bumper sticker wisdom bestower Tyrese has been campaigning for the lead role in an upcoming biopic about the life of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for the better part of the year on his Twitter account.