Little Known Black History Fact: Perfecting the art of the side swoop is a major bathroom mirror accomplishment that can only rival mastering the Lil’ Kim cholita style make-up application process.
Now that I have successfully dropped some knowledge in your direction check out more flicks of Ty Ty and the boys at last night’s CW Network Reality launch party un-dah the sea.
Anna Wintour, you better watch your back. A new lace front wearing mogul is coming for your throne.
Tyra Banks, our favorite model-who-seeks-validation-in-others-through-stunts-and-revelations, has decided to launch an online fashion “magaline” that will focus on “beauty, fashion, healthy living and relationships.” There also will be behind-the-scenes footage from America’s Next Top Model, The Tyra Show and random ass photo shoots. The site kicked off yesterday at 5 PM with a competition to fast-track one application for Cycle 14 of America’s Next Top Model.
Well, lets hope the magaline will feature more helpful content than screaming and crying about weight and baby hair lace fronts. Her steez is starting to get old, real quick.
Read Tyra’s manifesto for her new project after the jump. Don’t fret Fantasia’s of the world, there’s audio of her enunciating every syllable of her spoken word available too.
Somebody fucked around and let Tyra finally be great at something other than trying to be great at everything Ananda Lewis was already great at [including Chris Webber]. And we’re never going to hear the end of it. Ever.
Rachael Ray and The Tyra Banks Show won the talk show categories at the Daytime Emmy Awards for the second consecutive year on Sunday, while the women of The View ended Ellen DeGeneres’ four-year reign as best talk show host. With the talk show category split into two for the second time, Rachael Ray took home honors for the “entertainment” talk show side while Tyra Banks scooped the “informative” prize.
“I love daytime television,” said Ty Ty Baby when accepting her show’s win in the informative talk show category. “I learned the birds and the bees from watching [General Hospital characters] Luke and Laura. I learned my ABCs, 1-2-3 from Sesame Street. This [Emmy] is for the women out there that do not feel beautiful . . . that do not have time to do their makeup. . . . This is for you guys.”
Slow. Hand. Claps.
After Bow Wow’s main squeeze was “rumored” to be dropped from Young Money [Lauren London’s sperm donor don’t play!] a new song popped up on the internet declaring his love for Tyra. Tyra Banks. Tyra “Smile with your eyes” Banks.
In the song, Bow Wow throws out lyrics such as “you old enough to be my momma” [that’s not a compliment] and “she’s a Sagittarius.” You know, stupid crap. The song sounds like it was made on his laptop as soon as he was added to the Young Money roster. Me hopes that homeboy don’t move too fast: His boo paid the ultimate price for releasing his shit without permission from the Grand Gremlin.
Tyra Banks this past weekend was caught by the paparazzi participating in a Flash Dance mob in New York City. Dressed all in black, America’s favorite talk show host [side-eye] flung her arms and body into a spiritual frenzy. Now she’s going to claim on her show that she is really good at dancing, tragic.
Leiyomi would not be pleased.
All eyes are on the 2009 BET Awards just not for the fuckery the show usually brings but the show’s dedication to the life and legacy of Michael Jackson. Pull up a folding chair next to your favorite Crunkster in the comment section during the telecast!
Since my shit talking cannot be chopped down to 140 characters I am going to live blog from here tonight. Get you a piece, whore! Check it out under the cut!