Little Known Black History Fact: Perfecting the art of the side swoop is a major bathroom mirror accomplishment that can only rival mastering the Lil’ Kim cholita style make-up application process.
Now that I have successfully dropped some knowledge in your direction check out more flicks of Ty Ty and the boys at last night’s CW Network Reality launch party un-dah the sea.
With a new album set for release by The Barbadian and Tyra “finally” debuting her real hair, foreheads have definitely made a comeback.
However, these type of comebacks are not without their faults. Peek the picture above. Here, we have Empress of the Foreheads, Tyra. Pouting, thirsty, and looking quite tardy for the party is never a good look. Especially when your cranium is bigger than the grill of a Mack Truck. I’m quite sad she didn’t try smiling with her forehead.
Tyra and her real hair steez is getting on my damn nerves but I digress. The real focus of this post is women abusing their male lovers and Tyra’s shoe closet. I guess what began as love [Kendra says she loves Marcus, but...] turned into the women playing patty cake. In their men’s face. With fists.
Instead of singing “Russian Roulette,” The Barbadian could have taken some pointers from this show. Beating the shit out of your lover is always better than pulling the trigger.
Anna Wintour, you better watch your back. A new lace front wearing mogul is coming for your throne.
Tyra Banks, our favorite model-who-seeks-validation-in-others-through-stunts-and-revelations, has decided to launch an online fashion “magaline” that will focus on “beauty, fashion, healthy living and relationships.” There also will be behind-the-scenes footage from America’s Next Top Model, The Tyra Show and random ass photo shoots. The site kicked off yesterday at 5 PM with a competition to fast-track one application for Cycle 14 of America’s Next Top Model.
Well, lets hope the magaline will feature more helpful content than screaming and crying about weight and baby hair lace fronts. Her steez is starting to get old, real quick.
Read Tyra’s manifesto for her new project after the jump. Don’t fret Fantasia’s of the world, there’s audio of her enunciating every syllable of her spoken word available too.
Somebody fucked around and let Tyra finally be great at something other than trying to be great at everything Ananda Lewis was already great at [including Chris Webber]. And we’re never going to hear the end of it. Ever.
Rachael Ray and The Tyra Banks Show won the talk show categories at the Daytime Emmy Awards for the second consecutive year on Sunday, while the women of The View ended Ellen DeGeneres’ four-year reign as best talk show host. With the talk show category split into two for the second time, Rachael Ray took home honors for the “entertainment” talk show side while Tyra Banks scooped the “informative” prize.
“I love daytime television,” said Ty Ty Baby when accepting her show’s win in the informative talk show category. “I learned the birds and the bees from watching [General Hospital characters] Luke and Laura. I learned my ABCs, 1-2-3 from Sesame Street. This [Emmy] is for the women out there that do not feel beautiful . . . that do not have time to do their makeup. . . . This is for you guys.”
Slow. Hand. Claps.
After Bow Wow’s main squeeze was “rumored” to be dropped from Young Money [Lauren London’s sperm donor don’t play!] a new song popped up on the internet declaring his love for Tyra. Tyra Banks. Tyra “Smile with your eyes” Banks.
In the song, Bow Wow throws out lyrics such as “you old enough to be my momma” [that’s not a compliment] and “she’s a Sagittarius.” You know, stupid crap. The song sounds like it was made on his laptop as soon as he was added to the Young Money roster. Me hopes that homeboy don’t move too fast: His boo paid the ultimate price for releasing his shit without permission from the Grand Gremlin.
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