And with this shit today’s fuckery just broke even.
The good kids in the cafeteria say that this is a publicity still of Tiny and Toya but the ginger featured can’t possibly be the same person that appears as my background on Twitter. Like Usher’s new album I’m just not buying it.
*squints eyes* Shawty don’t chop me, shawty don’t screw me.
Missy Elliott crawled from under whatever bad bitch she was laid up with at the time to show her support for her homie Monica at the singer’s Still Standing album release party last night at Opera Night Club in Atlanta. Not to be out done by the likes of Toya and other known unknowns, Frankie dusted off one of her prized antique wigs and hit the scene as well.
Being known as the ex-wife of Lil’ Wayne can get you plenty of perks if you live in Atlanta, including [but not limited to]: VIP entrance at the hottest meatball and cheese plate serving bawsecapades, a year supply of Minx nails, front row seats at BET’s Hip-Hop Awards, all the Louis Vuitton Derek J could ever toss and turn at night over, and the sudden loss of personal identity.
According to the good folks over at Baller Alert, adult braces advocate Antonia “Toya” Carter has dropped the pussy monster’s last name and is now Antonia Johnson. With a new lease on life, love [she is rumored to be dating BET's The Deal host Memphitz], and a gas efficient Kia things are looking brighter than ever for Tiny’s BFF.
I’m still not changing her tag on this site, though.
If you feeling froggy, jump. More pictures of Tiny, Toya and the OMG Girlz for the taking after the jump.
Looks like Lil’ Wayne is spending as much time with his um, blended family, as he can before he has to go away to the clink. He was photographed with his first born son Dwayne Michael Carter III at a pajama party for daughter Reginae given by her chief pork chop go-getter / mother Toya Carter. ‘Twas like a heart warming paternity update on Maury. Family time, make it happen.
I guess.
And in case you are wondering, Nivea hasn’t dropped that load off to the docks yet. That girl has been pregnant longer than Mystikal has been screaming “dan-jah!” after lights out.
In 2011 the number of women who have a child with Lil’ Wayne will triple the amount of Americans will health care coverage, so you can’t get mad at Sarah [mother of 1 year old Dwayne Carter III] and Toya [10 year old Reginae's pork chop go-getter] for securing a spot on the guest list early. The two ladies, who are also said to be good friends, partied it up together at Silk in recently ATL in celebration of Toya’s birthday.
It’s all smiles and good times just as long as the money is deposited in the bank every month. Cheers!
Also in attendance was Toya’s new man James Hardy, reality television co-star Tiny [hold your applause], Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Kandi, and my girl Mama Nita! I guess there can be sweet dreams after the New Orleans Nightmare. Visit Sandra Rose to check out more flicks from the night.
With their oversize designer handbags in tow, two of Atlanta’s most elite baby mama’s were front and center at various “exclusive” events on Saturday. Showcasing their perfectly pressed yaki, the luxury placenta carriers were spotted enjoying the perks of their celebrity at the Preview Style Suite.
Now, all we got to do now is get pregnant by Lil’ Wayne before next year’s show and we’re in there!
