Listen, if you are unable to find the artistic value in Patti LaHelle’s genius parody series ‘Got 2B Real’ you are just — that. Whatever that is you, it’s you boo. And I’ll never invite you over for a glass of Sweet Bitch and a rib tips plate. Stay your ass home.
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If face dipping your face in a small tub of formaldehyde before stepping out on the town sounds appealing then you’re in the right place. Toni Braxton’s assistant Zo may have inadvertently let the cat out of the bag that the singer has plans on soon launching her own cosmetics line during his interview with Sandra Rose earlier this month.
Would you support Toni’s entrepreneurial endeavors into the beauty world?
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If refuting rumors that no one knew even existence in the first place is a part of Toni Braxton’s strategy to remain relevant she might as well double check to make sure her box camera ready. Playboy been calling.
Don’t be fooled. Usher hasn’t fallen madly in love with a knifed up transvestite. Not this time at least. Toni Braxton was inducted into the Georgia Music Hall of Fame this weekend at the 33rd annual ceremony at Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center in Atlanta.
The stunning Toni Braxton showed no signs of age as she was inducted by Gov. Nathan Deal after her sisters allegedly bailed on their scheduled performance (look for the drama to unfold on next season’s “Braxton Family Values”). The “Un-Break My Heart” singer, who was born in Maryland and moved Atlanta in the ‘90s, showed her appreciation by singing a line from “Georgia on My Mind.” (Rap-Up)
Tamar Braxton wants you to either love her or leaveheralone.org! In a phone interview with Bitchie Life writer Jas Fly the Braxton Family Values breakout star of opens up about plastic surgery rumors, coming to terms with sister Toni’s illness, dodging the blogsphere, and more.
ON PLASTIC SURGERY RUMORS
I had a nose job. But not for the reason everybody thinks. I was born with no cartilage in my nose, and it made breathing very difficult. And the SNORING? Oh My God! So I’ve had a couple surgeries – the first time they put an implant in and I had to have it removed – so eventually they took some cartilage from my ear and put it in my nose. Oh and that HURT! They want me to have a third procedure but I’m trying not to have it. But this is something that runs in our family. My father had the same thing done, and so did Toni.
It took three episodes for me to look beyond the bargain bin wigs, distorted faces, and squawking arguments on weTv’s new ratings hit Braxton Family Value and finally feel apart of the family. In her interview with Sister 2 Sister show star Toni Braxton details her decision on making the foray into reality television, balancing having an autistic son and demanding career being managed by her own brother-in-law and more.
HOW SONS DENIM AND DIEZEL MOTIVATE HER
Some mornings I don’t want to get up . . . Sometimes I just want to lay in bed, or sometimes I think morbid and dark, I have to be honest, because I am so down on myself. But then I think of my kids and I go, “I gotta get up. I gotta do what I gotta do for Denim and Diezel. I’m their mom, it’s my job to make sure they’re okay.”
Although I’m putting my money on it that she does it anyway, if Toni Braxton were everyday people she would probably be the type to give a weekly update on all the career strides she is making during church announcements and then turn around and hit everybody up on the low for gas money in the parking lot following service. Call it Facebook Fronting Syndrome.
But I digress.
Since there weren’t any scheduled grand openings for bags of Funyuns in the tri-state area for today she opted to turn out for the 2011 Lindt Gold Bunny Celebrity Auction Kick-Off at the Lindt Chocolate Shop in New York City and pose dramatically like an Ebony Fashion Fair Runway model.
Too much Tyra, not enough Iman.
You know your aunt. The youngest of your grandparents’ brood that won’t hesitate going to the club when her husband/boyfriend act up, wears a new hairstyle she saw on BET, and always the first to break out in the electric slide at the family cookout.
That’s Toni Braxton.
Pictured here going through a midlife crisis at a gala for the Steve Harvey Foundation, Toni still continues to flaunt the partly shaved head and a deconstructed glove while entertaining such guests as LA Reid, and Denzel Washington. Someone should give Toni the memo that wearing “edgy” clothing when you are a mature woman only ages you.
When all else fails, do some hoe shit.
Remember when Jamie Foxx and Fantasia kissed at the BET Awards and how disgusting, sick, and filthy it made you feel on the inside? Well fret not, because here is another kiss in award history to make you break-out in night sweats once again.
Trey Songz and the disgraced former mayor of Cougar Town decided to “up the ante” during their performance at last night’s Soul Train Awards and poison each others lips with their saliva. No shade as I got lucky myself during this past Halloween weekend [Horray!] but I did mine behind closed doors, not in front of the “elite” of Atlanta. Lets hope they got checkups after their lip-locking: everyone likes to go “downtown” these days.
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