Hey Fresh,

Took a break from shucklin corn and pickin cotton for the massa to check out the photos from the local meet and greet that Ice Cube had here in Dallas.

*SIGH*

He couldn’t help but facial express his impression of the people in attendance. Maybe he just has no experience with “Casket Sharp” Dress Attire. Check out what I mean.

- – Maxie

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Despite an assassination attempt on her life earlier in the weekend, a brave First Lady Diamond hit up Lil’ Kim’s birthday party in New York City on Sunday. Other guests included: Wyclef, Missy Elliott, Queen Pen [go home], Tommy Davidson [you too], and Angel Lola Luv.

[pictures courtesy of DatzWhatzUp.net]

I refuse to speak about this. Besides, Xilla already covered everything.

Tommy Davidson likes to party with rock stars, as seen above at Slash’s birthday bash surrounded by hot white women ducking drops of sweat flying off Tommy’s bird chest. I bet there was a lot of sexual intellectualism going on in there, maybe that’s why Tommy Davidson didn’t bother to put on underwear. Free Ball or bust I guess. [pause] How much does this picture bother you?

WHY MUST I CRY RANKING [OUT OF 5]:

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If you are anything like me and love watching cheesy 70’s Blaxploitation films on IFC, Black Dynamite should be right up your alley.

The new millennium nod to cult film genre stars Michael Jai White as the lead character Black Dynamite. Arsenio Hall [Tasty Freeze] and Tommy Davidson [Cream Corn] also join the mix. Before you pass judgment on these brothers just remember that a check is and will always be a check.

[Clip via Wooohah]

My initial reaction to reading the following email was that it had to be from a publicist, because there is no way in hell anybody is openly [that word changes the entire game] stanning for Al B. Sure in 2008. I was right.

I see you posted your story about Al’s party without having all the facts. If you don’t like him that is your perspective, but I would ask that you at least be accurate about who attended. I ask you visit Wireimage.com AGAIN and see the list of over 60 Celebrities who were there with Al to celebrate his birthday. Would you please update your posting to include the correct info. Here is a list of SOME of the celebs who showed up, many were posted today except Tavis Smiley, Clifton Powell and a couple other people who came later just for the performances.

I should be emailing you asking for a check for writing about his irrelevant ass but I charged that shit to the game and kept it moving. YOU ARE STILL IN DESPERATE NEED OF MORE PEOPLE AT THIS EVENT.

Check out the list of celebrities + more flicks after the jump.

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Flicks From Diddy’s Black Party

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Diddy fans rejoice, Press Skip is finally in stores today. Last night Vibe magazine celebrated the release of the album with a Black Party. Mary J. Blige, Wendy Williams, Kanye West, Mario, and Magic Johnson all came out in support.

Diddy & Danyel Smith; Mario (wtf? put down the Ambi boy); Mary J. Blige & Kendu Issacs; Jessica White

Magic Johnson & Tommy Davidson; Kanye West; Bone Crusher; Q-Tip