As I previously stated on Twitter when God made Tiny he broke out all of his photoshop brushes. The Baby Mama Brigade was in full effect last night at Luckie Food Lounge in Atlanta to celebrate her born day. I am going to let her be great and save the pork jokes for a later time.
Let the wig snatching, paternity drama, name calling, and cat fights ensue! The commercial from the upcoming season of Bravo’s hit show The Broke Housewives of Bankhead has finally landed. The only unfortunate thing about that is Dwight’s ovaries are no where to be found in the 30 second slot but hallelujah any how!
Pray for my haters because I am spreading my fuckery around the internet! When I am not doing hoe shit and ranting on Twitter you will be able to catch me over at HoneyMag.com giving my praises to Yahweh + pop culture. I was suppose to write my first piece for the site a looooong time ago but I couldn’t decide on what I wanted to go in on and then I heard an oink from the heavens. Sweet epiphany.
To say I was less than enthusiastic when BET announced that Tiny & Toya would be a part of their summer line up would be an understatement. I expected the show to be nothing more than another chapter in the book about the lavish lives of two hip-hop baby mamas who stay Louis down to the socks. Something I could definitely go without in my $5-foot-long-for-dinner world. Besides, we all have The Desperate Housewives of Bankhead (along with the fabulous Dwight Eubanks) and their rented lifestyles to fill that void, no?
Once the expensive stilettos and oversized bags were set aside I quickly realized that Tameka and Toya are the same type of chicks who I sit next to in the beauty salon, laugh with over cocktails, exchange mean mugs with at the club, call when I need a hook up at the MAC counter, and pray for at night. [CONTINUE AT HONEYMAG.COM]
Watch last night’s sneak peak episode and check pictures of Tiny & Toya looking tragic with all them Lil’ Mo inspired prison tattoos out on the red carpet at the EBT Awards under the cut.
Good ol’ mom and dad! The King of Rocks & Blunts and his radiant queen looked like the picture of sobriety at EBT’s Creme of the Crop post-award show dinner at Mr. Chows [view more flicks from the event]. Leave a positive mark on the internets today by saying something nice about these two wonderful individuals! Flick via The House of Bitchie.
Hello, world! It’s Kid Fury here, with a heavy heart. The 2009 EBT Awards premiere later tonight, and of course LA is full of enough tragic Negroes to make The Ghost of Soujourner Truth do a drive-by on somebody. The unknowns have been showing up to these pre-parties looking all kinds of backwards. Who approved the guest list?
Exhibit A: Dawn Richard has succumb to the toxic fumes of Sean Comb’s pubic patch and walked the red carpet with her hair sitting sideways and wings (yes, wings) on her ears! Girl, those things shall not fly you out of Bad Boy’s clutches. You chose the life. Go ahead and write your Danity Kane tell-all that nobody will buy and disappear.
Exhibit B: Jade Cole (of ANTM failure-ville) seems to have finally realized that “smiling with your eyes” will not put a smoked ham on your kitchen table. If she has to hit the scene in fish nets and expose her titty-sides to get these dollars, then that’s her damn business. Tyra ain’t handing out post-reality show life guides.
I’m sorry that I had to share this with you all on a Sunday, but if this is the type of shit BET has planned for an award show dedicated to Michael Jackson, then I won’t be watching. If I see Tiny & Toya during the opening act, I might just throw my TV out the window.
Never mind the random ass sandals on the sofa and throw back computer monitor. You worry bout the wrong things, the wrong things. [© Kanye Omari]
As I said earlier, Tiny and Toya are women of distinction and cannot be bothered with low budget bitches. These two elegant princess are hard at work promoting their upcoming EBT reality series. We all know that Tiny deserves to bask in the spotlight [she was in Xscape, she deserves top billing] but I am having my doubts about this Toya chick. She was once married to a gremlin at one point in time, that’s cool, but the relationship only spawned one child. That isn’t fucking with the Cottle-Harris litter whatsoever!
Check out the trailer for the upcoming fuckery fest at The House of ATLIEN.
The Tupac Amaru Shakur Center for the Arts in Atlanta held an all-star rent party benefit concert on Tuesday to celebrate the late rapper’s life. Great idea, terrible execution. Notable guests in attendance included host Mike Epps, Titty Boi, Lil’ Scrappy, Lil’ Scrappy’s mama’s deflated titties, Diamond, and D. Woods.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
I thought I saw Hitman Sammie Sam wearing a dingy wife beater with a popsicle stick stuck to the front of it while I was scanning through photos but I guess I was tripping. This was a true “get these niggas off my lawn” moment in history.
Toya and Tiny didn’t even bother to break out their new Gucci and Louis Vuitton to attend the event and I don’t blame them. They have a reality show on BET now. ‘Nuff said! Check out Freddy O for more flicks from the night.
