Sweaty neck fun was had by all during the Central Intercollegiate Athletic Association (hood name: CIAA) Basketball Tournament in Charlotte, North Cackalacka from February 27th through March 4th.
‘Basketball Wives’ star Tami Roman sat hoodrat things aside to party it up with Atlanta’s elite (meaning they sip their moscato through elaborate bendy staws instead of pressing their tongue up against the glass) at a party over the weekend. TMZ reports that Drunk Ass Tami and newbie Kesha Nichols got into a heated argument while filming in Tahiti last month that resulted in a purse hijacking. Classy.
More flicks from the weekend after the jump.
Not even T.I. and his 4-H Club district prized piglet can resist the sweet temptation of filling up on free food and booze — they will even scale a fence Mission Impossible style to get to it.
While making his publicity rounds in support of new film Jumping The Broom (which hits theaters today) actor Laz Alonzo entertained guests at a New York City private dinner with an interesting wedding story revolving around the ratchetness of Mr. and Mrs. Harris:
One of my buddies had a wedding down in Jamaica. I love destination weddings. When I decide to get married one of these days it’s going to be away somewhere people can kick it for a few days before the wedding. We were all a big happy family by the time the wedding happened. On the wedding night the couple went off to do their little honeymoon thing and we decided to have a house party. We had these villas with the music going and a pool party.
The rumors and speculation are all true — I’m never going to stop using this picture.
Can’t say enough about how special of a woman I have. It takes a lot to endure the worst of times and still stay grounded during the best of times. She’s been able to do so for long as I can remember. For all that and more, I just adore her in every way. I love her spirit, her heart, her integrity and her loyalty. She’s the love of my life and the girl of my dreams. I’ve heard so much about it being hard for true love to exist in the fast lanes of Hollywood, when dudes can’t stay respectfully committed and chicks can’t stay out their man’s pockets. But somehow she makes it easy, and we never had those problems.
Try to control your emotions.
Word on the curb is that T.I. has pulled on the plug on Tiny & Toya and the show will not be back for a third season. While this news isn’t worth going on a full blown hunger strike for but I may just skip my mid-day snack in protest. Fans of the show can continue to follow Toya doing Toya shit (slow twerking in the middle of the kitchen to Magnolia Shorty, praying for Crazy Nita, popping tags, the usual) on her exciting new spin-off series.
She recently granted a lucky high school junior a dream prom experience after partnering up with Atlanta-based event planning / concierge service The Network. Gold star for you! Hit up my boy Freddy O for flicks.
Clifford can’t get out of jail fast e-fucking-nough.
Here’s a little something via O Hell Nawl to make up for my no-show on Twitter during the season [let's pray series but knowing EBT there will be a second coming] finale of Tiny & Toya earlier this week. Infinite Sad Lil’ Mama Face game proper. Enjoy!
Damn what you may have heard [ahem, Tiny & Toya], Louis Vuitton belts don’t always make an outfit right! LeBron, I am just going to issue a citation for your crime of fashion since you are having a hell of a day with that lost footage of you getting dunked on being outed and all. Shouldn’t have tried to get rid of it in the first place. Savannah and I are not amused.
Now take back everything you just said about Tiny.