Clifford can’t get out of jail fast e-fucking-nough.
Here’s a little something via O Hell Nawl to make up for my no-show on Twitter during the season [let's pray series but knowing EBT there will be a second coming] finale of Tiny & Toya earlier this week. Infinite Sad Lil’ Mama Face game proper. Enjoy!
Damn what you may have heard [ahem, Tiny & Toya], Louis Vuitton belts don’t always make an outfit right! LeBron, I am just going to issue a citation for your crime of fashion since you are having a hell of a day with that lost footage of you getting dunked on being outed and all. Shouldn’t have tried to get rid of it in the first place. Savannah and I are not amused.
Now take back everything you just said about Tiny.
As I previously stated on Twitter when God made Tiny he broke out all of his photoshop brushes. The Baby Mama Brigade was in full effect last night at Luckie Food Lounge in Atlanta to celebrate her born day. I am going to let her be great and save the pork jokes for a later time.
Let the wig snatching, paternity drama, name calling, and cat fights ensue! The commercial from the upcoming season of Bravo’s hit show The Broke Housewives of Bankhead has finally landed. The only unfortunate thing about that is Dwight’s ovaries are no where to be found in the 30 second slot but hallelujah any how!
Pray for my haters because I am spreading my fuckery around the internet! When I am not doing hoe shit and ranting on Twitter you will be able to catch me over at HoneyMag.com giving my praises to Yahweh + pop culture. I was suppose to write my first piece for the site a looooong time ago but I couldn’t decide on what I wanted to go in on and then I heard an oink from the heavens. Sweet epiphany.
To say I was less than enthusiastic when BET announced that Tiny & Toya would be a part of their summer line up would be an understatement. I expected the show to be nothing more than another chapter in the book about the lavish lives of two hip-hop baby mamas who stay Louis down to the socks. Something I could definitely go without in my $5-foot-long-for-dinner world. Besides, we all have The Desperate Housewives of Bankhead (along with the fabulous Dwight Eubanks) and their rented lifestyles to fill that void, no?
Once the expensive stilettos and oversized bags were set aside I quickly realized that Tameka and Toya are the same type of chicks who I sit next to in the beauty salon, laugh with over cocktails, exchange mean mugs with at the club, call when I need a hook up at the MAC counter, and pray for at night. [CONTINUE AT HONEYMAG.COM]
Watch last night’s sneak peak episode and check pictures of Tiny & Toya looking tragic with all them Lil’ Mo inspired prison tattoos out on the red carpet at the EBT Awards under the cut.
Good ol’ mom and dad! The King of Rocks & Blunts and his radiant queen looked like the picture of sobriety at EBT’s Creme of the Crop post-award show dinner at Mr. Chows [view more flicks from the event]. Leave a positive mark on the internets today by saying something nice about these two wonderful individuals! Flick via The House of Bitchie.
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