The Baby Mama Chapter of Broke Phi Broke can’t seem to catch a break this quarter.
Mathew Knowles‘ baby mama Alexsandra Wright took a dollar cab down to Inside Edition recently to speak out against Knowles for turning her life into a K. Michelle song. Well, would you look at that. I’m fresh out of sympathy. Try back later this week.
For whatever asinine reason, Alexsandra believed that her pussy stood a chance against the longstanding power of a roots box. She engaged in a 18-month long affair with Mathew while he was still married to Tina Knowles. That was her first fuck up.
Fuck up #2 occured when she laid back and caught Mathew’s baby batter as “Pushin’ Inside of You” by Sons of Funk played in the background. Currently, he owes $32,000 in court ordered child support. In the meanwhile, Wright has been “forced” (catch that quotation marks shade) to get on food stamps to take care of Nixon.
Here’s what the beauty gurus on YouTube aren’t telling you: A light mist of embalming fluid gives your make-up serious lasting power. Spritz, bitch!
Tina Knowles was photographed in all her creole greatness serving Morticia Adams realness (copyright Julian Babineaux) at the Angel Ball 2013 in New York City last night. Her mug is humming “I Shall Not Be Moved” but that’s all I am going to say about it. I am just trying to live my life on the right side of a roots box.
Ladies hold you man a little closer because you would be foolish to leave him alone in the same room as Mama Creole Crawfish Delight.
Tina Knowles served you snatched waistline and matching snatched back face at the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation Host Angel Ball on Monday night (October 22). Does Holiday Heart know that Mama Knowles is coming for his facial structure?
With her mugged snatched to the creole gods, a Chanel bag totting Memaw Muffaletta was photographed on Monday (September 10) leaving the New York City Beyhive with a unit on her face so mean. That’s the daily “My Neck, My Back” reference.
Below, check out Tina Knowles share an update on The Sacred Lamb of Tribeca with Access Hollywood and showcase new House of Dereon coochie couture for Fall.
It was a night out with the in-laws for Jay-Z as he attended the D’Usse Cognac launch party at New York City’s Standard Hotel on Wednesday. Weigh in on his look as well as Memaw Muffaletta and Solange in the comments. Continue reading
Beyonce, Blue Ivy and Memaw Muffuletta were photographed out during a stroll in New York City earlier today. Now behold the lamb.
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