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		<title>Watch This: Timbaland&#8217;s E! True Hollywood Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Timbaland launched a thousand blog headlines earlier this week when he revealed that he was secretly in love with the late Aaliyah on a teaser clip from his E! True Hollywood Story. Step beyond the boundaries of studio production boards and take look at what life has been like thus far for the hitmaker by [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Timbaland </strong></span>launched a thousand blog headlines earlier this week when he revealed that he <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/12/19/quick-quotes-kandi-burruss-timbaland-big-sean-sanaa-lathan/">was secretly in love </a>with the late Aaliyah on a teaser clip from his E! True Hollywood Story. Step beyond the boundaries of studio production boards and take look at what life has been like thus far for the hitmaker by viewing the full episode after the jump.</p>
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		<title>Quick Quotes: Kandi Burruss, Timbaland, Big Sean and Sanaa Lathan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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If you dated 20 different dudes . . . and it happened in Kansas and you moved to Atlanta and (the Atlanta men) don&#8217;t know anybody (you&#8217;ve slept with), then it doesn&#8217;t matter. But if you love these high-profile men, and you&#8217;ve only been with five, people are doing to say you&#8217;re a whore [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">If you dated 20 different dudes . . . and it happened in Kansas and you moved to Atlanta and (the Atlanta men) don&#8217;t know anybody (you&#8217;ve slept with), then it doesn&#8217;t matter. But if you love these high-profile men, and you&#8217;ve only been with five, people are doing to say you&#8217;re a whore because they can name five people you&#8217;ve been with. As women, we think about this list and how many me we actually allow ourselves to be intimate with. I&#8217;m very conscious about, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to add anybody to my list,&#8217; but its not about how many you date; it&#8217;s who you date that matters.</p>
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<p>&#8211; <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Kandi </strong></span>Burruss tells Sister 2 Sister that she prefers low-profile lovers</p>
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<blockquote><p>When I first met Aaliyah &#8211; it&#8217;s time for the world to hear this, I&#8217;m gonna give a little secret &#8211; I was in love with her. I said, &#8220;She (is) just a baby, I&#8217;m old&#8217;. I said to myself, &#8220;I&#8217;m just gonna be her brother.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p>Oh man, I was fightin&#8217;, I was fightin&#8217; a lot &#8211; a big war. But I loved Aaliyah.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8211; <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Timbaland </strong></span><a href="http://www.rhymeswithsnitch.com/2011/12/timbaland-was-in-love-with-aaliyah.html#more">reveals </a>that he was secretly in love with Aaliyah on his E! True Hollywood Story</p>
<blockquote><p>Me and Nicki are just cool. She&#8217;s fine as hell. She was looking good in that video, wasn&#8217;t she? She walked on set, and I was like, &#8220;Oh shit.&#8221; . . . We were on the phone talking. She was like, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want the video to be raunchy or anything.&#8221; And then she came and was that ass, man. She was really shaking her ass. She did it in a classy way, though. She nailed it. There&#8217;s a thin line between being sexy and like, &#8220;Damn, that&#8217;s cold.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8211; <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Big Sean</strong></span> tells Respect magazine that he can&#8217;t get enough of Nicki Minaj&#8217;s ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass</p>
<blockquote><p>Anybody who pays attention knows I&#8217;m not his type . . . Blank stare. #blackgirlsrock #dontbelievethelies</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8211; Actress <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Sanaa Lathan</strong></span> denies the <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/love-amp-basketball-kobe-bryant-sanaa-latham-concert-article-1.993348">New York Daily News</a> gossip item that she and Kobe Bryant share a love jones</p>
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		<title>Lackluster Blockbuster</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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My independent research has concluded that 1 out of 3 people at a album release party have slept with Superhead. Good night, Arizona!
While Jay-Z and Timbaland are two marquee names in the world of entertainment the same cannot be said about the guest who attended their joint pre-release party for Blueprint 3 in Los Angeles. [...]]]></description>
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<p>My independent research has concluded that 1 out of 3 people at a album release party have <a href="http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/mr_marcus_479b5a281c301.jpg">slept</a> with Superhead. Good night, Arizona!</p>
<p>While Jay-Z and Timbaland are two marquee names in the world of entertainment the same cannot be said about the guest who attended their joint pre-release party for<em> Blueprint 3</em> in Los Angeles. No shade to Brandy and her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_white">bloody albumen</a> like eyes or Nelly but Ray from Nickelodeon&#8217;s The Secret World of Alex Mack . . . I cannot and will not acknowledge.</p>
<p>And don&#8217;t get me started on people who wear full denim outfits with embellishments in 2009.</p>
<p>Some of these pictures have watermarks while others don&#8217;t. Consider the ones without free draft agents. Fuck effort on the weekend!</p>
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