Junior Reid, come get your cousin please. I see blood!

Sandwiched between two beautiful muthafuckas, female impersonator Tiffany Pollard [better known as New York to reality television fuckery enthusiasts] strutted her silicone and premium indian hair on Venice Beach this past weekend. Did she ever get a job? The world may never know. One thing is for certain though, she will always look like a hybrid of a dungeon dragon, Janice from the Muppets, and Rah Digga. Flipmode the imperial game proper.

“He’s really loving being Mr. Jennifer Hudson. I think he’s loving the lavish things she brings to his life, he’s seeing the world due to Jennifer’s success. [But] can you love this person if they lose all of this tomorrow? She needs to find out. I just hope people are marrying each other for the right reasons.”

“He’ll be in her shadow like Al Reynolds was to Star Jones, like Stedman Graham is to Oprah. When we were in Miami together, he didn’t even try anything [on me]! Maybe I wasn’t his type, maybe I wasn’t big enough for him.”

- – Tiffany “New York” Pollard talks to In Touch Weekly about Jennifer Hudson’s engagement to former I Love New York 2 contestant Punk