Future Fuckery: ‘Tiny And Toya’ Reality Show Coming Soon

Posted by Fresh on May 27, 2009

Tiny + Toya

EBT is handing out reality shows like free swine flu masks at the health department. The special piglet lady in Clifford’s eye and Lil’ Wayne’s ex-wife will make plenty of worthless hoes jealous from their hometown [insert a neck roll here at your own discretion] when they show off their extensive handbag collection on the new reality show Tiny and Toya.

TINY AND TOYA is BET’s provocative, new half-hour docu-drama chronicling the lives of Tameka “Tiny” Cottle and Antonia “Toya” Carter – two dynamic, young women immersed in the craziness of the hip-hop world, but striving to find inner-strength, peace and purpose.

And then I exhaled!

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Faces From The Milk Carton x Jacking For Blogs

Posted by Fresh on May 22, 2009

Get It Snow Bunny!

You will never guess what former chubby child actor is now trying to pursue a career as a rapper. SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

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Quick Flicks: Clifford’s Farewell Party In Miami

Posted by Fresh on May 18, 2009

Tiny + Her Crew

But first, why does ol’ girl with the dimple piercings look like the Magic City version of Lauren London?

The homies Madam Baller Alert, Kodak Boi, and Gyant kicked it in Miami and Clifford’s invite only farewell bash [I know, I know] this past weekend in Miami. I guess Tameka forgot to put my invitation in the mail on time after I made that Case of the Cottles / swine flu joke last week. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT?! I should have been posted up enjoying complimentary shots not Jamie Foster Brown. Fuck that, I’m hating.

No word on if Officer Ricky provided security for the event and tittay gravy for the open bar but judging from the pictures it looked like a good time. I’m glad you kids had fun while I was stuck in Harpo’s Juke Joint sweating my edges out.

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Quick Flicks: Lyor Cohen Audi’s TDI Clean Diesel Technology Dinne

Posted by Fresh on May 13, 2009

Jay-Z + T.I.

This has been one long ass road to redemption for Clifford. Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect  items for your prized piglet at the Gucci store! I am going to miss Tiny clinging on to his arm at random events just as much as you [don't front] but I’m ready for him to fade away already. I hope he blogs about life in the big house on Global Grind or something. Uncle Russell can hook that shit up! Right after he pulls JoJo’s mouth from the window in his office that is.

More pictures from Lyor Cohen’s dinner celebration for Audi’s TDI Clean Diesel Technology after the jump. Oh, and Jay-Z got the same sized lips as the artwork of Biggie on his t-shirt. I still lub him and his two liter penis though!

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Quick Flicks: Around The Core DJ’s Retreat Event

Posted by Fresh on April 27, 2009

Cassie + Some Cat T.I. + Tiny

I’m still getting accustomed to Cassie’s glowstick swag but it is beginning to grow on me. Like a tumor but still. Don’t look at me that through the screen. Puffy is poison! You already know this shit so don’t judge me for my thoughts.

Tiny and T.I. – - my personal Ossie and Ruby Dee! The countdown to lock down is officially on but until that faithful day I am going to cherish every public appearance they make. Now with that being said, don’t insert a swine flu joint [here].

The rest of your cousins aren’t exactly blogworthy but you can still check em out at Ozonemag.com.

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Quick Flicks: Courtside At Philips Arena

Posted by Fresh on April 23, 2009

Nas + Young Jeezy Tiny Takeo Spikes

Nas, Young Jeezy, NFL player Takeo Spikes [who also pulls double duty as T-Boz's track master], and the always radiant Tiny watched on as Dwayne Wade drained six 3-point shots in the Miami Heat victory over the Atlanta Hawks last night. And oh what a victory it was. I’m sure Gabrielle Union’s vagina power has little to nothing to due with D. Wade’s balling skills but damn.

Speaking of vagina power, word has it that T.I. is going to finally make Tiny a honest woman before his year long vacation at Club Fed. Yes, I’m talking marriage people. I’m praying to Sweet Minty Jesus that it happens so I have an excuse to cut out the pork for good.

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04.17.2009 Quick Flicks

Posted by Fresh on April 17, 2009

Solange Solange

Solange stays showing up to some shit with that Ultimate Warrior make-up on. Oh well, a bitch got an album to promote. Sol-edad O’Brien and the Martin Luther King Blvd. Nightmares is available in stores now!

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Swagger Like Us Concert Flicks

Posted by Fresh on April 7, 2009

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T.I., Young Jeezy and Ludacris hit the stage for the first time on Sunday at Philips Arena at the Swagger Like Us [please stop] concert, awww. Rick Ross, Bobby V, Shawty Lo, and Shawnna also performed for the packed arena while Monica passed out concessions and posed for pictures. The only person missing was Frankie and her 27 piece quick weave! [Flicks via Ozone + Freddy O]

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Quick Flicks: T.I. Sentencing Hearing

Posted by Fresh on March 27, 2009

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As you have probably heard by now Clifford has been sentenced to a year and a day in prison and ordered to pay a $100,300 US fine on weapons charges related to purchasing machine guns and silencers.

He has 30 to 60 days to report to prison. You know what that means, right? More time to make bacon love!

Under the plea deal, he was able to postpone his prison sentence for a year while he participated in a program to warn youths about the pitfalls of guns and violence. He has completed about 1,000 hours of community service and must do another 500 hours as part of the sentence.

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Kiddie Party Brings Out The Grown Folks

Posted by Fresh on March 23, 2009

Zonnique

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Clifford and his baby mama Lashon Dixon put their legal beef on the back burner [on low, simmering] long enough to celebrate at the joint birthday party of son Domani and Tiny’s daughter Zonnique over the weekend.

Clearly Tiny and her eyebrow ring are both martyrs for peace. The Jesus in Tiny loves the Jesus in Lashon. [Reference!] Essence magazine would be proud.

Zonnique isn’t T.I.’s daughter by DNA but he claims her as his own, Diddy x Quincy style. All these kids and baby mamas get confusing after a while! It’s like going to a family reunion and trying to figure out which kids belong to what parents before you cuss them out for playing dodge ball by your car.

Is this a party for kids or for grown people? I’m just saying how I feel. You ever notice how Black people are always confusing the two?

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