Crunkland’s digital-friend-in-the-head-turned-real-life-pal Funky Dineva made a visit to the Bravo clubhouse last night to play bartender for the evening, serving his signature cocktail: the Yes Gawd!
The YouTube sensation was holiday office party down all the way to his side ponytail for his ‘Watch What Happens Live’ appearance. “Bitch y’all couldn’t take this yellow blazer and red lip,” he lated tweeted.
‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ entrepreneur chick Kandi Burruss dished on her relationship with NeNe Leakes, Kim Zolciak calling her new neighborhood ghetto and played Hip Hop Who Ray-Ho and a special edition of Spill The Tea.
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In a blog entry posted to BravoTV.com ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Cynthia Bailey reads newbie Kenya Moore for filth for her catty comments and behavior during a casting call for JET magazine, barb for barb. Are Cynthia’s days as a human weeping willow tree finally coming to an end?
The general perception of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ well-to-do zestation Miss Lawrence Washington is that when he isn’t reciting the chorus to “Put That Pussy On His Ass” while applying MAC Ruby Woo lipstick in his car’s rear-view mirror he is shading Sheree Whitfield for non-payment for services rendered to Atlanta gossip bloggers.
And that my friends is just an imitation of life.
In a video featured below, the celebrity hairstylist expresses his support for President Barack Obama while encouraging voters to head out to the polls in order for their voices to be heard in the 2012 Presidential Election.
Painted To The Gods
NeNe Leakes went glam for the Ebony Magazine Power 100 Gala held inside Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City on Saturday (November 3). The breakout star of Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ currently covers the publication’s current issue spotlighting the magazine’s selection of 100 industry movers and shakers.
On a recent appearance on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’, Donald Trump took credit for Leakes’ rising fame after she appeared on the ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ last year. Bravo big wig and ‘Watch What Happens Live’ host Andy Cohen, who was coincidentally on the same episode as Trump, dampened his pantyliner a wee bit when discussing The Donald’s comments when it was his turn on the couch.
”Did Donald Trump just take credit for NeNe Leakes’ success? Is that just what happened. Did I hear that right?” Cohen exclaimed.
I executed a flawless wall slide after hearing the whispers that popular Atlanta hairstylists Derek J and Lawrence Washington have been whipping wigs without proper cosmetology licenses in the state of Georgia. Jesus hold my marcel iron.
Opulence! Hairstylists to your favorite ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ stars Derek J and Miss Lawrence went ham last night reliving the juiciest moments from the past four years.
Miss Lawrence, who slayed the scene in his dark knight, cock a doodle doo realness, revealed he was gooped in the record deal Kandi Burruss offered last season. “I ain’t seen no money! We had a split sheet in place … [but] I ain’t seen no split!”
Derek also says Kandi is a handful: “I got caught in the crossfire honey because Miss Kandi can’t repeat a story correctly at all. By the time it gets back to somebody else it’ll be all wrong when it comes out of Kandi’s mouth.”
The jig is up for Kim Zolciak too.
“My grandmother told me not to say nobody was a liar,” says Miss Lawrence. “but she makes up a story.”
Cynthia Bailey’s donk, Phaedra Parks gay husband rumors, and Sheree Whitfield not inviting the gays to her events were all exposed in the hour-long tell all.
Derek J: Fancy Pants