Tweets Is Watching: No Baby For New-New

lauren dream Tweets Is Watching: No Baby For New New

Actress Lauren London denied on Monday that she is still playing musical chairs with Nivea for sperm donors after a fake Fox News Twitter account cited TMZ in its claim that she was expecting her second child with Terius “The-Dream” Nash.

“Blah blah blah. No I’m not pregnant or Nor do I even know the Dream like that. Now back to real life. God Bless,” she tweeted.

Video: Watch Lauren gush over her son with Lil’ Wayne on the red carpet

Teddy Ruxpin also weighed in on the wide spread rumor, tweeting “She’s not pregnant. : ). what about those turkeys i gave out they got no publicity but this sh*t is everywhere. Are we that messed up?”

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Buzz Notes: Serious Case of Bieber Fever Is Turning The-Dream & Christina Milian’s Divorce Settlement Ugly

the dream bieber Buzz Notes: Serious Case of Bieber Fever Is Turning The Dream & Christina Milians Divorce Settlement Ugly

Now before you work yourself into a tizzy let me make one thing perfectly clear, Christina Milian and King Sweet & Petite (copyright Jia) aren’t duking it out in court over visitation rights for Justin Bieber’s lesbian gym teacher haircut.

According to docs filed in Georgia, The Dream previously agreed to pay Milian a hefty settlement — including 10% of his publishing interest in Bieber’s mega hit, “Baby,” which The Dream co-wrote.

The Dream is pissed because Milian is trying to re-negotiate the settlement by demanding more support, including a greater percentage of the Bieber gold mine.

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Star Tracks: The-Dream, Mya, Rihanna, Usher & More

dream1 1 Star Tracks: The Dream, Mya, Rihanna, Usher & More

King of the Sweet & Petite (copyright Miss Jia) nation Teddy Rubxin was photographed on Wednesday in New York City with one of his cousins dangling from his belt. Anything to distract us from his chesticles, I guess.  We love a bad wet nurse here in Crunkland, stop suppressing your inner desires to be her.

star tracks 2 Star Tracks: The Dream, Mya, Rihanna, Usher & More

Kelly Osborne, Mya and Carmen Electra performed at the Bing Sunset Strip Summer Concert With The Pussycat Dolls last night. I’m drawing a blank.

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Quick Quotes: The-Dream Is Only Human, Baby

The CEO of Sweet & Petite (copyright Miss Jia) Enterprises had the following to say on his blog about being caught bumping breast meat in the Caribbean with his assistant earlier this week.

the dream christina Quick Quotes: The Dream Is Only Human, BabyFirst I want to thank God for the trials of life, without them we can’t know purpose!

I would love to tell the truth as to why my relationship wasn’t successful, but today that is between me and Christina. Its easy to say that it’s because of another woman or a new relationship but truthfully, IT’S NOT.

I take FULL RESPONSIBILITY for misleading everyone into thinking everything was fine and okay when we knew problems existed for awhile! I wanted to speak up but we decided it wasn’t for anyone to know. I would NEVER intentionally hurt a soul and everyone around me knows that! There was so much going on in me and Christina’s personal world that I tried to deal with it as delicately as I could and tried to regain my footing. Instead of being direct in order not to cause even more hurt or hurt someone’s feelings, I carried the weight in secret!

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Handle Your Scandal: The-Dream Spends Time In Paradise With A New Chick

Image1 2 Handle Your Scandal: The Dream Spends Time In Paradise With A New Chick

There’s really not much to say about  The-Dream and his new stranger bitch kicking it on a beach in the Caribbean.  I believe we all knew what the “situation” was when Sugar Bear and his wife Christina Milian went from calling the paparazzi every hour on the hour to follow them down Rodeo Drive shopping for designer double-snap onesies for Terius to not once being photographed together after the birth of their 5-month-old daughter Violet and that tired “we are working on our separate projects” talk.

Somewhere (most likely down at the welfare) Nivea is laughing.

Join me as I sip tea until the Mr. and Mrs. Nash release a joint statement of some sort addressing these candids.

(Radar)

Spotted: The-Dream & Ciara Inside BET’s Radio Room

ciara the dream Spotted: The Dream & Ciara Inside BETs Radio Room

Just days following the deletion of his Twitter account after being flooded with a barrage of negative messages from cunty Ciara’s fans,  Sweet & Petite (copyright Miss Jia) clothing aficionado The-Dream was two seconds away from double checking Uncle Cecil’s tuck inside the radio room at BET’s headquarters.

Love to see two Black men bury the hatchet without violence. The brother’s gon work it out!

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Back & Fourth: The-Dream’s Accidental Bullet Proof Vest

dream club Back & Fourth: The Dreams Accidental Bullet Proof Vest

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Fresh: Fat Boy Slim strikes again.

Justin: He shaped like a Dorito at half mast.

Fresh: Good night.

Skeet or Delete: The-Dream “Love King”

Even though we throw Fatboy Smalls under the bus here at lot at Crunk + Disorderly, I must say that I enjoyed his last release “Love Vs. Money” which received critical acclaim and even made Time Magazine’s top 10 albums of 2009 list. The first video from his new release, Love King features different kinds of women appearing from behind him, beside him, and beneath him.

Looks like misshapen boys can get some play too.

Crunk Candids: The-Dream, Lisa & Ed, Mo’Nique, and Baby & Slim

dream1 Crunk Candids: The Dream, Lisa & Ed, MoNique, and Baby & Slim

Christina isn’t the only one on breastfeeding duty. The Dream let his supple chesticles breathe easy at the San Antonio Spurs vs Atlanta Hawks game on Sunday.

lisa1 Crunk Candids: The Dream, Lisa & Ed, MoNique, and Baby & Slim

Both pictured in what is sure to be Closet Freak couture, everybody’s favorite financially savvy couple Lisa and Ed Hartwell hit up Unveil Your Pink Fundraiser at Saks Fifth Avenue party in Boca Raton, Florida over the weekend. Not pictured: Ed’s chances back into the NFL.

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Quick Flicks: Power 105.1’s Powerhouse Concert

chris powerhouse Quick Flicks: Power 105.1s Powerhouse Concert

With networks like Bravo and BET producing propaganda to turn America into zombies, its no wonder the Rabid Beaver from Tappahannock was able to cast a spell on the weakened souls of New York City to inflict his own personal damage.

Taking the stage at the Powerhouse 105.1 concert, he used trickery and magical beaver spells to captivate and entertain the audience. Never one for subtlety, he dressed himself in red and black [those colors remind me of bruises] and at one point stripped down to grind on the stage. My only question: Why is he so pressed to travel and dance and shit when he knows that winter is soon approaching and he has to prepare the dams? He needs to get his priorities together.

More pictures from the night under the cut!

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