Ladies and zestlemen of the jury I would like to present two habitual offenders to you this evening. Teyana Taylor snatched up one of the hats that Andre 3000 passed on during the filming of the Trans DF Express video and paired it with a gown / pants number for her pal Richie Rich’s over-the-top fashion show. Meanwhile, Estelle was decked out like a member of LaBelle at Wednesday’s night Brit Awards. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
If you see a group of junior glowstick carriers at the club this weekend rocking studded denim jackets with patches of rock n’ roll bands they never listen to you know who to blame. I want to like Pound Puppy but there is always something that keeps me from signing off on her ass. I doubt that she would give a shit about my opinion just as long as someone walked up to her and said “Girl, you so different!” at the end of the day. What’s your verdict?
Have you made your spiritual pilgrimage to the Holy Land yet? Thanks to a post by Chevy, it all make sense to me now. Kimberly Elise almost pulled a fast one over on us by giving Teyana Taylor up for adoption!
But I digress.
Pound Puppy finally got around to reading the ‘If All Else Fails Change The Color of Your Yaki, That Will Really Make Shit Happen’ chapter in the R&B Female Sanga Guide.
I know I said I wouldn’t post any more videos of random zestlemen performing “Single Ladies” but I think I can make an exception for Teyana Taylor. Work it out Pound Puppy! See, if Cheri Dennis would have done this shit she would be as big as Kizzy Rowland in the UK but nooooo . . .
I have shelled out my fair share of dollars in the past for pieces from the Billionaire Boys Club collection [I was dealing with some Teyana Taylor type of issues, don't judge me] but if Skateboard P thinks that this shit is hot and plans on creating more items like it I’m spending my money on a more fashionable line, like Master P’s Wal-Mart joint or Todd Smith. What’s your verdict on this glittered onesie?
Although I believe that Angel Lola Luv should stick to selling ass and not try to convince people that she has any other real world skills outside of that I will give her half a hand clap for stretching her 15 minutes. That’s not an easy thing to do! There is always somebody out there with a bigger more surgically enhanced ass, better tits and prettier face.
But until you meet your match, peddle pussy like there is no tomorrow! And that’s the best advice I can give you. More possibly NSFW pictures after the jump.