Day Late, Dollar Short
Photoshop is a beast! I thought canines walking in heels only happened in dreams and other places of imagination. Our favorite pitbull in a skirt [literally, sorry Eve] is modeling for up-and-coming fashion line Married to the Mob. Snapped in various positions, she is giving us FACE, BODY, and HAIR!
We all know that our furry friends aim to please. That’s how I know she’s destined for greatness.
Aww, There There Pound Puppy
I wholeheartedly agree that tears have therapeutic properties. I cleanse my soul each time the commercial for The Frankie & Neffe Show is aired. But using crying as a way to make their whoring for propaganda more effective?
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
Earlier this week Pound Puppy was recorded j-setting and shit with members of the Goof Troupe [© Kyle Washington], so the above video caught me a little off guard. Man that shit up, Bruh! I’m so sick and filthy [creole speak] of tweetbrities, really I am. However, if Norwood Young is on that joint please leave his user name in the comments for me.
Style File: Kyle x Kanye Denim Bonjour Jacket [Episode 5]
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Teyana Taylor gave the special puppy power salute in her ripped denim Kyle x Kanye Denim Bonjour Jacket at the birthday party for Dawn Baxter in New York City last night. Get you a piece, whore!
This is one of my favorite numbers by far. I live for the fever potential that this one has. I think we all agree that Kyle would wear the hell out of this! Pair this with one of Milan’s scarves and House of Dereon taffeta tights [with the pussy cut out, oww!] and tah-dah! You wouldn’t be able to tell him that he did not shoot through the penis of Mathew Knowles and land in a creole wasteland womb head first.
Casket Toss
Ladies and zestlemen of the jury I would like to present two habitual offenders to you this evening. Teyana Taylor snatched up one of the hats that Andre 3000 passed on during the filming of the Trans DF Express video and paired it with a gown / pants number for her pal Richie Rich’s over-the-top fashion show. Meanwhile, Estelle was decked out like a member of LaBelle at Wednesday’s night Brit Awards. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?