What’s worse, the tang or the hangover? Describe as a demonstration of “irregular choppy range of movements inspired by pop cultural phenomena” today’s clip will have you laughing on the inside at Lil’ Kim while sliding all over your linoleum hardwood floors. Hope your footies have proper traction!

Thanks Mark!

Dru Hill hit up 106 & Porch earlier this week in a last ditch effort to postpone the inevitable: putting in applications at the newest CVS location in Baltimore. I don’t know nor do I care what they are promoting this time around and only did this post so that I could capture Nokio’s zest in all of its magnificence.

Mirror mirror on the wall remember back when Sisqo was the tangiest of them all? These are the times we all wish for.

Hey Girl,

Ok, so FAMU had their homecoming this past weekend and we were invited by the MALE AKA Organization to come and attend their yearly event.

Here are some pix we took while attending the event. A little side-eye and daily tang vitamin wrapped into one. This is the cure for the swine flu . . . LOL. Hope you can use these on the site.

Kisses and French Fries,

Drama Dupree

Keri Hilson, get your life! In the words of Nicki Minaj, step your pussy up. Don’t worry, Norwood will be available later this week to share his secrets to success.

But I digress.

Frankie got lewse [add it to your Crunkland lexicon please] with the kids in celebration of her born day. There was plenty of cake, immaculate dick tucks, bulldaggers, and the most sicknan size 13 heels you could ever feast your eyes upon. Get you a piece, whore!

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Rihanna, get your life here! Emo Honey better not waste her time trying to re-create this here magic! Only queens with clean vaginas, laid cribs, a steady income, and can pass both holes inspections should be allowed to look this grand. Que’en need not apply.

I must admit that I have never watched a full episode of True Blood due to the fact that I am usually doing some hoe shit when it airs on Sunday night but I am going to have to start setting my TiVo! If this doesn’t take you up at least 7 notches you may want to reconsider life. Shouts out to Miss Info!

Never judge a book by its cover, people. Just when you have someone pegged out to be a jack boy or drug dealer they surprise you in the tangiest of ways. Thanks Lucas!

After being introduced to the magnificence that is Geisha a few months back my thoughts of Khia and the constant fuckery she brings to my inbox have been few and far in between. Consider this my redemption song.

I hope there were plenty of face masks in the club the night Khia and Cousin Belmont [I doubt if that's his government name but he just looks like a Belmont to me] came through spreading flu and fever! Everything from the subtle tittay bump to his perfectly shaped eyebrows not only gave me life but gave it to me more abundantly.

There’s not too many who can hold their own in the presence of Thug Misses yet alone come out on top but Cousin Belmont defied the odds stacked against him. That’s why the value size hater in the background couldn’t help but give a disapproving side-eye but I rebuke thee. Males shouldn’t be jealous that’s a female trait. You feeling fishy, hoe?

But first let the record show that I will never forgive my twin Kid Fury for saying that the Sam’s Choice version of Rabid Beaver’s lips resembled a pig’s pussy.

Dawn and Mz. Que fight the battle against good and evil in a new shots snapped by celebrity photographer Derek Blanks. As a supporter of Prop 8 and think its wonderful these two women are courageously showing their affection towards each other in such a bold and public way. The sacred act of bumping tangueray area never meant so much to me before. Thank you for sharing, kids.

Instead of frolicking around in front of the camera they should be asking questions on why Diddy has been holding their checks for the last month but if they like it you know I love it. One would think it would be hard to cool off after a hot round of birthday sex with no electricity in your apartment but let love rule!

Bad Boy for life.