Album Artwork: rEVOLVEr

Posted by Fresh on November 11, 2011

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Is Testicular Pain giving your life all that it requires right now? T-Pain puts his multiple personalities on display for the artwork for his upcoming negro opus, rEVOLVEr. Blame the first season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta for the rising popularity of alter ego photo shoots. I already have.

“There are so many different things on this album. I couldn’t settle on what I wanted to include, but the final result I think will really hit all of my fans and different audiences,” he says about the follow-up to his platinum Thr33 Ringz.

Tracklisting:

1. Bang Bang Pow Pow (Feat. Lil Wayne)
2. Bottlez (Feat. Detail)
3. It’s Not You (It’s Me) T-Pain vs. Chuckie (Feat. Pitbull)
4. Default Picture
5. 5 O’Clock (Feat. Lily Allen & Wiz Khalifa)
6. Sho-Time (Pleasure Thang)
7. Rock Bottom
8. Look At Her Go (Feat. Chris Brown)
9. Mix’d Girl
10. I Don’t Give A F*k
11. Drowning Again (Feat. One Chance)
12. When I Come Home
13. Best Love Song (Feat. Chris Brown)
14. Turn All The Lights On (Feat. Ne-Yo)

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Behind The Scenes With Trey Songz, Ne-Yo and T-Pain

Posted by Fresh on September 28, 2011

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Trey Songz, Ne-Yo and T-Pain hooked up at Diamond’s of Atlanta on Tuesday for Bottoms Night Out (yes, you read that right) to film the visuals for their strip club collaborative anthem, “The Way You Move.” And who says that butch queens can’t rise and overcome without petty shit taking place? Hit up ATLpics.net for more behind-the-scenes flicks!

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Try It Again, Queen: Soulja Boy … No!

Posted by CRUNK STAFF on June 9, 2011

Still unwilling to take the hint his last album’s sales figures tried to send him, Soulja Boy has released a new video for the song, “Conceited.” Sounding like a Kappa with Down syndrome, Diamond’s new sponsor boasts, “I look so good, I look so pretty. I’m conceited.” If that hook wasn’t cliché-ridden enough for you, Soulja Boy proceeds to snatch T-Pain’s now discarded vocoder to rinse and repeat his narcissistic lines.

As for that fuck bloggers line and threats of getting robbed, Sheree Whitfield trying to school somebody on the repo man sounds more believable.

Perhaps DeAndre is feeling himself ‘cause he knows Remy Ma’s last parole hearing was unsuccessful so she can’t pistol whip him for jocking her swag. He still better watch his ass, though. It won’t be much longer before Afeni Shakur slaps the stupid out of him for that Juice remake.

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Quick Flicks: Behind The Scenes At DJ Khaled’s “Welcome To My Hood” Video Shoot

Posted by Fresh on January 25, 2011

video2 Quick Flicks: Behind The Scenes At DJ Khaleds Welcome To My Hood Video Shoot

Everybody loves video shoot day in the hood. Artists that wouldn’t be caught dead in the projects (literally, in the event of their untimely demise their bodies would most likely be discovered inside swank hotel rooms on Collins Avenue) post up like light poles to flex their diamonds and forged hood passes for the cameras.

Let us pray.

video1 Quick Flicks: Behind The Scenes At DJ Khaleds Welcome To My Hood Video Shoot

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Freeze Frame: T-Pain’s Latest Big Ass Chain

Posted by Fresh on September 21, 2010

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Testicular Pain showed off the latest addition to his ever-growing collection of new age slave shackles, a diamond encrusted pendant shaped like a Ciroc bottle, alongside his older Nuvo neck piece via his Twitter account last night to lukewarm reception.

Gasp! After reading the countless comments of disapproval from his followers Tallyho’s native son went on to say:

“Shout out to the ppl that feel like I should never buy myself anything. I spend money on me and my family, just bcuz I don’t tweet my kids new power wheels and pix of they private school y’all feel like I’m stupid but like I always say y’all do y’all and ima do me.

Don’t hate on my lifestyle just go get a life. Find something you good at and go do it and stay off twitter. I’m goin to sleep now so I can take my kids to school in a few hours I’ll holla at y’all tomorrow.

Peace oooooouuuutttt.”

I think I’m good on this whole being Black thing. Don’t hate on my lifestyle for wanting to call it quits, either.

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Skeet or Delete: T-Pain – “Reverse Cowgirl”

Posted by J. Cooper on March 18, 2010

Not letting a rapper named Shawn Carter destroy his need to use auto-tune, T-Pain has debuted a new single to spearhead the promotional push of his new upcoming album rEVOLVEr. The song, titled “Reverse Cowgirl” is quite annoying, with the high pitched synthesizers and computerized crooning by Mr. T-Pain himself. The video looks as if “Umbrella” had a lower budget and threw up on an Atlanta strip club on a Wednesday night.

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The Talk Show Black America Has Been Waiting On

Posted by Fresh on November 15, 2009

mama The Talk Show Black America Has Been Waiting On

Taking a cue from The View, the mothers of Hip-Hop and R&B “greats” T-Pain, Lil Wayne, and Go-Go have decided to come together as one to impart wisdom on some of these wayward hoes walking around here.

The middle-aged sex kittens are set to produce a pilot soon for television networks. Prepare to clutch your pearls as the threesome breaks down hood fights from World Star Hip Hop and give tips on how to drive the stank out of your kitchen after cooking chitlins.

While many Black Americans pop their collars when speaking about President Obama they will need a crash course on accepting the sex appeal oozing from Mama Pain. Her Celebrity Seaborn five star status hair, tatted up hand, velvet pants, and stunting-on-you-hoes posture will have all the kids screaming her name but will surely be frowned down upon by the uppity crowd.

And that’s just the beginning of her problems.

An insider exclusively revealed to us after bible study last week that her Creole status is still up in the air, a problem that could potentially be devastating to her public image. But as long as she is as tough as the skin on her son’s bottom lip she will be just fine. Put her on your prayer list.

Flick via Rap Up

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Foto Finish: T-Pain, His Big Ass Chain, and Taylor Swift

Posted by Fresh on June 10, 2009

T-Pain + Taylor Swift

T-Pain and southern fried starlett Taylor Swift are hooking up for the upcoming 2009 Country Music Awards. Let the coonery games begin. Until tomorrow . . .

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Jackin’ For Blogs:

Posted by Fresh on June 7, 2009

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Testicular Pain speaking about his big ass chain, via The House of Info:

10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof. With 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family. but thanx yo

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Skeet or Delete: Download A Worm? No Thanks.

Posted by Fresh on May 4, 2009

I would like to applaud Kimberly for making a recession sensitive video. Why purchase a pricey Mac when you can cop an Acer at Wal-Mart for $398? Gold star for you!

Unfortunately, that is about as good as it gets. First thing first, where the hell is T-Pain? Not that I am complaining about his lack of face time in front of the camera by any means but that Alabama Leprechaun usually shows up to everybody’s video set. Did Akon and Bu make his ass stay in the house? Second, this is the life for the cute little boy from All of Us? Hope he saved that Daddy Day Care guap. Third, the presence of First Lady Diamond and Ray J’s god sister . . . how dreadful.

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