Mayor Cory Booker and the rest of the town’s people don’t want nothing coming from the crotch in which Tiny lays.

The city of Newark recently deemed that a Billboard advertisement of T.I.’s clothing line, AKOO, is inappropriate and promotes sexuality among youth. In the ad, which shows a female kneeing towards a male with an unzipped, loosed pant, has caused quite a stir in NJ. In response, the AKOO brand wrote this statement

The AKOO brand has always aimed to inspire individualism and creativity. Our advertising campaign was not created to offend or insult anyone but to simply provoke dialogue and thought regarding male/female sexuality within urban culture.

We hope that as more of the campaign is debuted, people will see the multifaceted personality of AKOO.

They want to get involved when he promotes sexuality, yet he sleeps with a piglet on the daily and no one says a word. Priorities, people, priorities.

I’m going to keep myself off of PETA’s radar by refraining from making another animal reference for the third time in the row but you can probably guess what I really wanted the title of this entry to be.

Tiny and her sexy Bart Simpson lips gave an update to All Hip Hop about her beloved Kermie and the tragic violence that has recently hit her inner circle of friends.

Earlier this month, her former Xscape group member and Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burrus’ former fiancée Ashley “AJ” Jewell was fatally injured after a fight at an Atlanta strip club. Coupled with the brutal shooting death of former boxing champion Vernon Forrest in July, Tiny revealed that T.I. urges her to remain close to home to prevent becoming a target. I suggest she cram some pool table balls into a tube sock and keep it tucked away in her purse.

“I talk to him about a little of everything, just things going on. He hears things and we talk about it,” Tiny explained to AllHipHop.com. “He wants me to stay out the way, me being out of harm’s way. I know it’s a lot of crazy things going on so I try to stay in as much as possible because I don’t have him here. So I come out only when it’s necessary. I stay out the way. But he even said it was a terrible situation that AJ had to lose his life like that. Him not knowing the situation and what’s going on he really can’t speak on it.”

All Tiny has to do is hit Uncle Booley and Uncle Beebo on the jack if she feels like her safety is in jeopardy. You know they got her back.

I guess the movie studios aren’t immune to these hard times, as proven by the recently released poster for the movie “Takers.” Originally entitled “Bone Deep,” the film is about a group of thieves whose detailed and successful robberies come to a halt due to a determined detective whose objective is to bring them to justice.

Unfortunately the poster looks like someone took a magazine and newspaper clippings of the stars, scanned them into a bootleg version of Photoshop 98, and pressed ok without changing the horrible lighting and resizing the heads.

Poster via Concrete Loop

Here is some fresh baby mama shade via The House of Sandra Rose:

Rapper T.I. totally disses his first baby mama, LaShon Dixon, on this new track titled “That’s The Way You Want It” off the mixtape, “T.I. Live From Forest City Correctional Facility”. T.I., who is doing time for felony gun possession, rips Lashon a new one in this lyrical beat down.

I guess T.I. still feels some kind of way about Dixon taking him back to court for more child support for his sons Messiah Yamajesty, 9, and Domani Uriah, 8.

On the track, T.I. tells LaShon to get a job, and slays her with the ultimate insult about her weight. Now, the question is will LaShon come back with a baby mama diss track of her own?

Read the lyrics below!

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EBT is handing out reality shows like free swine flu masks at the health department. The special piglet lady in Clifford’s eye and Lil’ Wayne’s ex-wife will make plenty of worthless hoes jealous from their hometown [insert a neck roll here at your own discretion] when they show off their extensive handbag collection on the new reality show Tiny and Toya.

TINY AND TOYA is BET’s provocative, new half-hour docu-drama chronicling the lives of Tameka “Tiny” Cottle and Antonia “Toya” Carter – two dynamic, young women immersed in the craziness of the hip-hop world, but striving to find inner-strength, peace and purpose.

And then I exhaled!

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