That’s More Like It

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Star Jones is resembling her old self again and oddly enough that’s not even shade. The woman who once shared space in her panties drawer with Al Reynolds appeared on a panel with Donny Deutsch and Dr. Nancy Snyderman to discuss a range of currents (including new video of Casey Anthony that has surfaced online — get her) on The Today Show yesterday. Check out video of The Professionals chatting it up by clicking here.

In Other News: Cicely Tyson Just Slayed Your Entire Existence

tyson In Other News: Cicely Tyson Just Slayed Your Entire Existence

Event planners responsible for organizing “The Mountaintop” Broadway opening night were unprepared to deal with the body count actress Cicely Tyson left on the red carpet after killing hoes on sight. Hope the county coroner had plenty of gurneys on hand.

Known survivors from the evening include Alicia Keys, Tisha Campbell-Martin, a wonky as hell Anna Maria Horsford, Star Jones, Earvin “Magic” Johnson, Harry Belafonte, an irresistible Gabourey Sidibe and others pictured in the gallery below.

What was Martin Luther King Jr.’s final night on Earth like in Room 306 of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis? Katori Hall offers a dramatic response to that question with her irreverent fantasy “The Mountaintop,” which opened Thursday night at the Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre.

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Al Reynolds Serves Star Jones With Court Papers In High Cunt Fashion

76499991 Al Reynolds Serves Star Jones With Court Papers In High Cunt Fashion

You hoes gonna learn to respect the queen. Doing everything short of a Tyler Perry curtsy and Leyomi drop, Al Reynolds served ex-beard Star Jones with court papers at a book signing in East Hampton on Saturday. Just call me da baddest bitch.

Spies say the former “Celebrity Apprentice” star was “noticeably upset” after the processor collared her to serve the papers and snap a picture. Sources say Reynolds had been having difficulty serving Star since he filed a lawsuit against her in May for allegedly breaking a divorce agreement be cause she was traveling around the country promoting her book, “Satan’s Sisters.” They had an agreement in their 2008 divorce not to make “disparaging remarks” about each other. But now Reynolds is demanding $50,000 from Jones for al legedly breaking the clause by calling their marriage “kind of booty” on Wendy Williams’ show on March 28. Reynolds’ rep declined to comment. Jones’ rep said she couldn’t be reached. A rep for her publisher, Gallery, declined to comment. (source)

Quick Flicks: Star Jones And NeNe Leakes Meet Again On The Red Carpet

Image120 Quick Flicks: Star Jones And NeNe Leakes Meet Again On The Red Carpet

As an entire nation (okay, just Black Twitter and stans) performed their civic duty by pressing rewind on their DVRs to watch Beyonce shake, rattle and roll to “Independent Women Part 17″ until they shouted ‘Fela!’ at their televisions on Sunday night the finale of The Celebrity Apprentice was going down over at the house that Blossom built. Google the winner if you are interested.

Star Jones (who tried her best to make Al Reynolds jealous by strutting in looking like a brothel edition of Little Miss Bo Peep, nuh uh), LaToya Jackson, NeNe’s circumcised nose and pretty much everybody else except Dionne Warwick made nice with The Donald one last time in New York City.

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Buzz Notes: Al Reynolds Wants Coins, Jermaine Dupri Doesn’t Want To Give Up Any

76499991 Buzz Notes: Al Reynolds Wants Coins, Jermaine Dupri Doesnt Want To Give Up Any

Talking shit can write a check that ass can’t cash. Literally.

C+D fave Al Reynold’s is mad as all hell with Star Jones. Reynolds is demanding $50,000 from Star for bad mouthing him in the press. The ex-couple divorced four years ago and agreed in their divorce agreement not to trade shots in the media . . . Welp! Star went on Uncle Wendell William’s talk show this past March and was quoted saying “The wedding was fabulous, but the marriage was kind of booty.” Tell us how you really feel, Star.

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Rewind: Donald Trump Sends The Negro Women Folk Packing

app1 Rewind: Donald Trump Sends The Negro Women Folk Packing

Sunday night Donald Trump pulled an Auntie Al and shaved Star Jones from the cast of Celebrity Apprentice. Joining the pretentious ex-prosecutor in dismissal was La Toya Jackson. Sadly, that means no more sights of Victory tour suits or Star Jones’ leftover arm fat. Blame Barack?

Though Star and Toy Toy were given the boot, NeNe The Nose took out of competition after accusing President Obama’s bottom bitch of giving Star preferential treatment. In response, Trump turned to the camera to tell Linnithia, “I say, you’re fired. And you’re a quitter. Star Jones kicked your ass whether you liked it or not.”

Making never knowing when to shut up her trademark, NeNe told Access Hollywood: “I’d rather be around people who love and care for me. I don’t want to be in toxic situations, So, I decided to say, ‘Bye,’ because I don’t think you have to be backstabbing and lying and manipulative to raise money for a charity… we’re not on ‘Survivor!’”

Girl, the devil doesn’t need you down there. It’s probably already crowded as hell in Satan’s lair.

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Quick Quotes: Tamar Braxton, Star Jones and Emily B.

tamar1 Quick Quotes: Tamar Braxton, Star Jones and Emily B.

TAMAR BRAXTON: I’M NOTAGOLDDIGGER.COM

I find it highly offensive because me and my husband dated each other for seven years, but we’ve only been married for [a little more than] two years. I mean, who’s gonna be with someone just ’cause they got some money and be miserable? I ain’t doing that! If I didn’t love my husband for who he is, then why do I want to work and have my own career? That doesn’t even make any sense.

Me and Vince are regular. Some days we cool, some days we want to pull each other’s hair out, but that’s real life because [two people] are not going to agree on everything. It also depends on what your definition of love is, it’s different things for different people. Some people think hugging and kissing someone in public all the time is love, but when Vince told me [thatsthetruth.com], it was out of love because he didn’t want me looking crazy, throwing temper tantrums without understanding that there’s an order to things in this business. (source)

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Quick Quotes: Adele, Brooke-Lynn The Pink Lady, and Star Jones

adele1 Quick Quotes: Adele, Brooke Lynn The Pink Lady, and Star Jones

NO DIETS FOR ADELE

“My life is full of drama and I won’t have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like. I don’t like going to the gym. I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine. Even if I had a really good figure, I don’t think I’d get my tits and ass out for no one . . . I love seeing Lady Gaga’s boobs and bum. I love seeing Katy Perry’s boobs and bum. Love it. But that’s not what my music is about. I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears.” (source)

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Star Tracks: Aretha Franklin, Bobby Brown, Sanaa Lathan, Venus Williams, and More

110749677 Star Tracks: Aretha Franklin, Bobby Brown, Sanaa Lathan, Venus Williams, and More

Aretha Franklin showed her approval to the idea of releasing a sex tape with her man Catfish Wilkerson (not pictured, but also in attendance) during the Orlando Magic vs New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday.

110611826 Star Tracks: Aretha Franklin, Bobby Brown, Sanaa Lathan, Venus Williams, and More

If the person looking over your shoulder just came out of pocket and said “Crackheads are always stealing” roll the wheels of your office chair over their toes and go home for the rest of the day — I would! Bobby Brown stopped by the AOL Studios In New York City for an interview on Tuesday in promotion of his new album. No windows were damage during his visit.

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Sound Off: C+D Readers Weigh In On Last Week’s Top Stories

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Try It Again Queen: High Priestess of Cunt Omarion’s Soft Porn Debut

There aren’t enough black and white flashing images and camera fadeouts in the world to hide Omarion’s terror at being a panty liner’s thickness away from contact with vaginal secretions. I blame Raheem Devaughn for leaving the gate open. “You’re the kind of lady with so much ass.” When K.Ci can outclass you in a song lyric, it’s time to reevaluate your life and your choices.

– E. Jay

He did not say “You’re the kind of lady with so much ass.” And then he have the nerve to do this video at the Best Western. And then he had to go to the Chinese bodega to get the lingerie for that heffa. And then he spent his check on whipped cream. And then random chick pops out of nowhere like it’s normal. KNEE. GROW. PLEASE.

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‘Love & Hip Hop’ Star Emily B. On Being Vulnerable In Front of Cameras, John The Man vs. Fabolous The Rapper, and Marriage

If The Pressed Chicks of America had a logo, it would be a picture of this broad holding on to a branch and it would read, “hang in there.”

Donovan R.

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