Kiddie Party Brings Out The Grown Folks

Posted on March 23, 2009

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Clifford and his baby mama Lashon Dixon put their legal beef on the back burner [on low, simmering] long enough to celebrate at the joint birthday party of son Domani and Tiny’s daughter Zonnique over the weekend.

Clearly Tiny and her eyebrow ring are both martyrs for peace. The Jesus in Tiny loves the Jesus in Lashon. [Reference!] Essence magazine would be proud.

Zonnique isn’t T.I.’s daughter by DNA but he claims her as his own, Diddy x Quincy style. All these kids and baby mamas get confusing after a while! It’s like going to a family reunion and trying to figure out which kids belong to what parents before you cuss them out for playing dodge ball by your car.

Is this a party for kids or for grown people? I’m just saying how I feel. You ever notice how Black people are always confusing the two?

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Skeet or Delete: Cookie Monster

Posted on December 3, 2008

Related Fuckery: Bust It Wide Open [Ozone]

The only reason I elected to spread the fuckery that is “Wuz Up Wit Da Cookies” even bothering to do this post is because The Dealer is constantly running around singing the hook for months now. I know, I know . . . trust me, I’m only here for the money.

But I digress.

“Wuz Up Wit Da Cookies” isn’t an ode to America’s favorite snack, it’s about the pursuit of snatch! Juney Boomdata poses this question when approached by an overly inquisitive female at the mall. As you probably have guessed the dirty version is titled “Wuz Up Wit Da Pussy” [gasp!] but this version features Soulja Boy.

Soulja Boy.

Take a listen under the hood.

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She’s A Very Freaky Girl

Posted on August 4, 2008

I would give the side-eye too if I was sitting next to this chick.

One fan in Columbus, Ohio did the ultimate form of stanizm by squeezing her doo doo maker in a tight a pair of panties with rapper Gucci Mane’s moniker ~~bedazzled~~ written across the back. The creative team at the House of Dereon is always working hard! What did they use to write that shit, a Soulja Boy white out pen? Or maybe the spongy tip of a Kiwi scuff be gone bottle.

Whatever method she chose I’m sure she got the attention from Gucci she was looking for. Thanks Donna!

Knuck If You Buck

Posted on July 29, 2008

Pictures courtesy of R Hagans Photograhy

Gel-N-Weave finally met up face to face at Soulja Boy’s party on Monday night. The confrontation looked like two kids beefing over who is going to get in the bath tub first. I don’t know why both ladies haven’t stood up in vagina power and attacked the real enemy, Lil’ Scrappy’s chicklet teeth.

Here’s the scoop via Necole Bitchie:

Diamond approached Princess and the two exchanged verbal attacks when finally Princess challenged Diamond to a rap battle. Diamond refused saying that she would only do it for money or “pay per view” (who would pay?? lol) and Princess ended up dropping some bars on her anyway. Ironically Shawty Lo played the role of peace maker.

Shawty Lo is always trying to insert himself in some drama. Hoe sit down and check your glucose level. Looking like the new money version of Reh Dogg and shit.

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’08 EBT Arrival Flicks

Posted on June 24, 2008

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That’s right, EBT Awards. Please don’t think about swagger jacking my slang without the proper credit. I know how some of my ya’ll bloggers like to do.

But I digress.

Here’s your spot to check out pictures from the red carpet, talk about tonight’s fashion disasters, plug your own blog entries about the awards, and anything else related to the 2008 EBT Awards! Be sure to read Xilla’s live blog if you haven’t already.

Check out C+D tomorrow for flicks from the show + after-parties! If I feel like posting them, that is.

Oh yeah, ya’ll thought Beyonce was going to show up and shut shit down, huh? Ha! Nope! [I did too though]

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The Negro Awards Live From Crunkland

Posted on June 24, 2008

What’s good Crunkland, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Xilla the one with that starts with the X. Some of you may have been to my site BlogXilla.com where you can get Urban Life blogs, relationship advice and a bit of entertainment and I’ll be giving you the play by play of the ~~Negro~~ BET Awards.

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Pre-BET Awards Events: Pre-Party Dinner

Posted on June 23, 2008

A nice little puffy paragraph is not required to sum up these pictures. Let’s see, you have the Fred’s version of Jay-Z and Beyonce, an ANTM winner, a platinum card carrying memeber of the ‘Girl, You So Different’ secret society and the Nas of the 106 & Park generation in one awesome package. Wowzers.

Congratulations to Jill Scott and Lil’ John [I can't] Roberts on their engagement! I think its mad ironic that dude popped up on stage in the middle of ‘He Loves Me (Lyzel In E Flat)’ [true stans know what's up] but as long as they are happy then I’m happy.

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