Soulja Boys Wants You Girls To Stop Duplicating His Sound

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2011

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Just jump already. Soulja Boy tells Billboard.com that he is tired of you unoriginal rap queens duplicating his sound . . . Is it Friday yet?

“I just want to find a way to make [music] better and be innovative. I’m confident. I’m very confident,” Soulja Boy said. “If I got to be the Steve Jobs of [the] f*ckin’ music industry then so be it.”

“Drizzy [ Drake]. Me and Drizzy. We definitely going to drop something. Definitely Busta Rhymes, Lil B,” Soulja Boy said. “I mean there’s artists out there, but its like, shit got dry in the last few years. N*ggas be trying to sound like me and shit. I listen to a hit, its like ‘Okay it’s a hit, but it sounds like me.’”

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Mane Moves: Soulja Boy’s Blonde Ambition Makes A Return

Posted by Fresh on October 26, 2011

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The Golden Lords have recruited yet another high profile member to their expanding entourage. Serve the kids with your locks covered in bee pollen, whore.

FROM THE C+D VAULT: A LOOK BACK AT SOULJA BOY’S MOST MEMORABLE HAIRSTYLES

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Tweets Is Watching: Soulja Boy Apologizes For Arrest

Posted by Fresh on October 19, 2011

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Get into pensive De’Andre Way.

The 21-year-old was arrested Tuesday after police stopped the black Cadillac Escalade he was riding in and found more than 5 ounces of marijuana, guns and $46,000 in cash inside the rented SUV. Lil’ Mama and the four men who were riding with her were all booked and charged with possession of marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime.

After the group of men posted bond Soulja retreated to his Twitter account to apologize to fans and thank them for their support.

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Soulja Boy Laughs At The Likes of You, Suze Orman

Posted by Fresh on July 29, 2011

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Power Bottom du jour Soulja Boy is sparing no expense in kicking his 21st birthday off in opulent hood rich fashion. But like the day Lisa Wu Hartwell made the decision to walk of out of Keith Sweat he’ll live to regret it.

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Mane Moves: A Look Back At Soulja Boy’s Most Memorable Hairstyles

Posted by Fresh on June 21, 2011

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For what it’s worth (the price of a jumbo honey bun) when it comes to staying in the pop culture loop by way of stunts and shows Soulja Boy does a great job. Last night Diamond’s sponsor showed off his latest Bronner Bro. International Hair Show submission to Twitter followers. This. Right. Here. Is. Pride. Week. Tease.

SOUND OFF: WHAT CRUNKLAND IS SAYING:

“It gives the illusion of male-pattern baldness. Did he do that on purpose or did somebody “make it rain” on his head with bleach at a laundromat? Cause that’s not hot.” — Meir

“Sometimes, syphilis patients go insane. I saw it on House. And he DID lay down with Kat Stacks recently . . .I’m just saying.” — Jennifer

“Are they remaking Meteor Man? He is channeling Don Cheadle.” — Shalin

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Try It Again, Queen: Soulja Boy … No!

Posted by CRUNK STAFF on June 9, 2011

Still unwilling to take the hint his last album’s sales figures tried to send him, Soulja Boy has released a new video for the song, “Conceited.” Sounding like a Kappa with Down syndrome, Diamond’s new sponsor boasts, “I look so good, I look so pretty. I’m conceited.” If that hook wasn’t cliché-ridden enough for you, Soulja Boy proceeds to snatch T-Pain’s now discarded vocoder to rinse and repeat his narcissistic lines.

As for that fuck bloggers line and threats of getting robbed, Sheree Whitfield trying to school somebody on the repo man sounds more believable.

Perhaps DeAndre is feeling himself ‘cause he knows Remy Ma’s last parole hearing was unsuccessful so she can’t pistol whip him for jocking her swag. He still better watch his ass, though. It won’t be much longer before Afeni Shakur slaps the stupid out of him for that Juice remake.

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No Shade Today: Soulja Boy

Posted by Fresh on April 25, 2011

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I have my own strong opinion about the decision of Soulja Boy to star in an Atlanta-revival of classic 90’s film Juice, but the resiliency he has displayed in recent history makes me sincerely salute his efforts.

Following the March 2011 death of his younger brother  he had every right to take an extended vacation from the entertainment world, yet the 20-year-old is persevering by focusing on his craft and connecting with fans. As much as I may want to shade DeAndre Way its not going to happen. Not today at least.

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Try It Again Queen: Soulja Boy’s Musical Ode To Mike Vick

Posted by Fresh on February 4, 2011

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I would be fronting in the worst way if I didn’t give Souljah Boy his just due  for the business acumen he has displayed throughout his career, especially pertaining to capitalizing off social networking and viral popularity.

I just hope the 20-year-old is smart enough to invest all that ringtone and YouTube partner money in other ventures outside of music because his creative well (which was only about a quarter full to begin with) is running dry.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Soulja Boy Confesses His Love For Kat Stacks?

Posted by Fresh on November 22, 2010

Call Soulja Boy a cokehead once shame on you. Call Soulja Boy a cokehead twice you may find a special place in his heart, swag monkeys.

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Cover To Cover: Soulja Boy For SIR Magazine

Posted by Fresh on July 26, 2010

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Souljah Boy and his smizing at the Waffle House counter at the line cook during Pride Week steez cover the latest edition of SIR Magazine. The owner of the Atlanta based publication Lillie Mae Williams is uber excited to feature the “Pretty Boy Swag” rapper as the first celebrity to appear on cover of the zine.

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