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Snickers was so excited to get a cerebral massage from Wendell’s rented chest cannons earlier this week that she shared the experience with her fans.  Allow me to get my Dr. Oz on, please? A face full of areola is a great substitute for sugary breakfast cereal in the morning but having a man boob plopped on your frown lines has no nutritional value whatsoever. Why waste consumption on empty calories? All in favor of pictures featuring ass chewing say “I”.

While The Flavor of Valtrex alumni work as bathroom attendants at Black Sweaty Thursdays just to have enough weekly gas money to get to work at Quik Chik, the guidos and guidettes of the Jersey Shore are fist pumping their way all the way to the bank by making club appearances throughout the country.

The Lil’ Kim of Poughkeepsie was paid $10,000 to host a Fist Pumping Competition at Florida’s Seminole Hard Rock on Saturday. Her former roommates Pauly D and The Situation are also in high demand, pocketing at least $7,500 an appearance.

If the Kardashian Klan can parlay a lazy sex tape into countless magazine covers and business deals [most profitable being Beefy's marriage to that dreadful share cropper looking nigga], Snickers should be able to buy herself some nice Tiny & Toya approved hand bags for exposing her pussy lips by doing back flips off the bar.

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