With no signs of that promised Dru Hill reunion in sight and his trademark hairstyle now under the management of Christopher Brown, times are rough for Sisqo. So rough that had to sign up for some sort of spiritual rap video that looks it was shot on a discounted Handycam.

One assumes because rapper Cool Hi is a fellow Baltimorean that he paid Sisqo in crab legs. I hope they were good, because Jesus isn’t smiling at the idea of a fallen R&B midget pop locking in the tabernacle.

Whatever these bitches used to want for Sisqo he likely can no longer provide. Toot it up in your thong in memoriam.

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Toot it and boot it, girl! Oh, and all uterus owners too.

As a congratulatory gift for making it all the way to Friday like the certified gangsta that you are here is a bite size picture of Sisqo for your personal enjoyment. Ay man, it’s the end of the year and my sexy reserves are down. I am sure you understand.

Dru Hill hit up 106 & Porch earlier this week in a last ditch effort to postpone the inevitable: putting in applications at the newest CVS location in Baltimore. I don’t know nor do I care what they are promoting this time around and only did this post so that I could capture Nokio’s zest in all of its magnificence.

Mirror mirror on the wall remember back when Sisqo was the tangiest of them all? These are the times we all wish for.

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Wearing a Burger King birthday crown fit for his illegitimate son, the musical genius behind “Thong Song” was evicted from Britain’s Celebrity Big Brother House on Friday. Life ain’t fair. Now what is he going to do to stay relevant, hustle shots of acai berry juice after church?

Without you girl, my life is incomplete.

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Last night about 60 million people in England were watching “celebrities” enter the celebrity big brother house. all the YT people would have their names announced, they would speak to the host and then proceed into the house.

BUT, representing the Black race Sisqo [who looked like he was high on rocks] sporting blonde hair [im mad it wasn't silver] had to dance and perform. Shouldn’t he be in jail for impregnating some 14yr old . . . ye s Sisqo looks 14 but still, principle.

Your Brother From Across The Pond,
Father Wisdom

The woman who claims that she was only 14 years old when Sisqo of all fucking people knocked her up is still reaching out in desperation to various online outlets in an attempt to get the tang master to acknowledge his son.

Good luck with that, Jamila. The Dragon is still trying to pass himself off as a natural blonde.

Fresh: We’re not making love no more!

Justin: He’s got an itch and wants the kids to scratch it.

Fresh: He is giving off the same fever as his pappy. Sisqo can’t deny this jitterbug if he wanted to.

Justin: Sigh, queens and groupies do not mix. I guess homeboy mom’s tetrazzini wasn’t enough to keep Sisqo at home.

Fresh: How dreadful. This picture looks like it was in the cheapest package from that  bootleg photography studio that has a booth set up in the middle of the mall. Talking about why go to Olan Mills when you can get whats real.

Justin: But there is something about this young lad that does scream Sisqo.  He knew which side was his best, he what lighting would highlight his freckles, and that a white background would bring out the warm undertones in his skin.

Fresh: What these bitches want from a nigga?!

Justin: A broke one at that, Dru Hill ain’t had no hits since Destiny’s Child was a quartet.

Fresh: His mama eye is on the sparrow – -  a check.

Justin: I wonder, if the kid was going to receive a check, what would he spend it on?

Fresh: T-Pain’s auto-tune application for iPhone, cause thats just about all that its going to be worth.

Poke her face!

The mental image of Sisqo swirling his chico stick around in somebody, anybody’s milkshake is enough to make you take your lunch break with Satan but him sleeping with a 14 year old child and getting said teenager pregnant will make you clock out for the rest of the day.

Here’s the breakdown via The House of Rhymes With Snitch:

In 1999 while on tour in Zurich, Switzerland a 20 year old Sisquo had sex with a 14 year old groupie he meet after the show. Six years later, Young Groupie Girl contacts Sisquo through Myspace, sends him a picture of her kid and told him it was his. Young Groupie Girl says Sisquo emailed her back saying he remembered her but denied fathering her child. So what does Young Groupie Girl do? She filed a paternity suit in Zurich and when Sisquo didn’t show up for the trial, YGG won a default judgment and Sisquo has been ordered to pay child support by the Swiss courts.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW. What these bitches want from a nigga? (c) Earl Simmons

This shit has all the makings of one very exciting EBT Blackbuster film but I won’t believe any of this until he blogs about it in all caps on the premiere Black Hollywood outlet for frustration, Global Grind.