03.28 Guaranteed Fresh Links

Posted on March 28, 2010

King magazine cover model Rosa Acosta trades jabs with Maino over her shoe game [Necole Bitchie]

Trina has finally stopped shopping for wigs from the clearance bin [Ozone Magazine]

Was Monica and Rocko’s split a publicity stunt? [Baller Alert]

Jill Scott ‘soul burns’ when she sees black men with white women [Miss Jia]

The production cost on R.Kelly’s video equals the same amount of cash Tiger dropped on all his hoes combined [Freddy O]

Meet a couple of pussy monsters [Blogxilla]

Lindsay Lohan hides all of her good eightballs of crack in a unique place [Dlisted]

Dedicated to all the tragic individuals who cite Media Take Out as a credible source [The Cynical Ones]

Quick Flicks: Monica, Justin Bieber, and Cast of ‘Why Did I Get Married Too?’ Visit 106 & Park

Posted on March 23, 2010

Terrance J and his Still Standing co-host Monica [who got rid of her detachable bang when she kicked Rocko to the curb . . . sad face ] helped welcome vanilla gorilla teen pop sensation Justin Bieber and half of the cast of Why Did I Get Married Too? to 106 & Porch on Tuesday. Missing from action were Tyler Perry, Jill Scott, and Janet Jackson, all of whom just couldn’t be bothered with visiting Debra Lee’s Daycare Center.

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Lil’ Rock Is Not With That Shit

Posted on April 20, 2009

Lil’ Rock was over the experience of walking the red carpet with his Mommy before the event got kicked off properly. If that ain’t the “I got shit to do” face then I don’t know what is.

Sometimes a brother just wants to sit on the sofa and refill his sippy cup all day but noooo, you gotta roll with Mama to events so she can show off her handbag. The least she could is make sure that your face is on it. I’m sure Rozonda can hook Mo up with a discount code or something. See more flicks over at The House of Bitchie!

I’m sure the sight of Miss Sophia’s feet didn’t help any either.

That’s Right Blame The Other Woman Not The Man

Posted on April 10, 2009

Monica and half jacket enthusiast T-Boz chatted it up about women who are more than happy with being sideline hoes during a recent chat on Atlanta’s V103. Rocko must have Mo dickmotized because I am not understanding the words that are coming out of her mouth.

As my friend in the head That Bitch from Rhymes With Snitch says its funny how she has a lot of shit to say about the ladies who have no issues about sleeping with her man but she places none of the blame on him.

Court Side In ATL

Posted on March 30, 2009

A friend told me a few months ago the main reason he attends Atlanta Hawks home games is to network with different celebrities. So, this is what he is spending his lunch money on? Feel free to insert an Eli Porter pause and side-eye.

And I’m mad at myself for recognizing the blonde snow bunny on the side of Meerkat the Don from USDA’s “White Girl” video. Jeezy would be proud but Juanita Jordan would frown. That’s alright though, get it how you live girl!

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