Chris Brown Made Auntie Russell’s Blood Pressure Go Up

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Russell Simmons defended the honor of Curry Goat’s 11 herbs and spices over the weekend in a blog post eloquently titled ‘Get Off Rihanna’s Dick’ posted to his Global Grind website.

Unless you were busy greasing your gold hair part or watching episodes of ‘Living Single’ on YouTube, Rihanna immediately unfollowed Chris Brown on Twitter last week after he released a freestyle over House Mother Kanye’s “Theraflu” (aka “Way Too Cold”) accusing an unspecified ex-girlfriend of spreading cooch around the industry.

Personally, I thought Rabid Beaver was gnawing at former fling Draya Michelle but I can never keep up with the youth when they are inside of their feelings.

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Quick Quotes: Meek Mill Denies Rihanna’s Box

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In his most articulate soundbite to date, Legendary House of Lemon Pepper Ovahness rapper Meek Mill put rumors to rest that he is dating Rihanna after pictures featuring the goat whisperer making it drizzle on strippers at his birthday party hit the net earlier this month.

“I ain’t really be tryna go there with my girlfriend over blogs. That shit fucking up my life a little bit,” he told Rap-Up while promoting his new mixtape, Dreamchasers 2. “[Rihanna] might have been at the same place as me, but that don’t mean we was together. She a cool person, I met her before, she like my music, and that’s that.”

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Stay Mad: Rihanna Just Snatched Another Movie Role

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While people are still in shock that the island girl can shake that thang with the best of them, news from across the pond says Curry Goat will be starring opposite Vin Diesel in the new ‘Fast & Furious 6.’

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Spotted: Matt Kemp Puts In Work For Habitat For Humanity

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Johnny Gill’s current cell phone wallpaper, Los Angeles Dodger star Matt Kemp, exchanged his baseball cap for a hard hat to assist in demolishing a property to make room for two brand new Habitat for Humanity homes last Tuesday (April 24) in Lynwood, California.

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“It puts a lot of things in perspective,” Kemp said about the humbling experience. “Growing up, I wasn’t the richest, we didn’t have the most money. My mom worked hard and she made it through and helped me with everything, but I recognize that there’s a lot of people out there who have been in worse situations than I’ve ever been in, so for someone living in a three-bedroom home with 13 people, I don’t know how to envision going through that growing up. So for a family like this to get their home, to get their chance, it’s good to be a part of something like this.”

Check out Matt’s ex-girlfriend Rihanna call the goats home with ceremonial coochie thrusts in her new music video for “Where Have You Been” after the jump.

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Photo of the Day: Generational Rice And Peas

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Grandpa ain’t with that Curry Goat shit! Rihanna, mother Monica Fenty and grandfather Lionel Brathwaite repped their lineage at Time magazine’s 100 Most Influential People in the World Gala in New York City on Tuesday (April 24) night. Don’t you just love family photo ops?

See Rihanna travel the road to ‘Talk That Talk’ by viewing the near-20-minute documentary chronicling the making of her latest album after the jump.

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Rihanna Makes Time’s 100 Most Influential People List

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She can use the top of your head as a weed plate. Her ability to communicate with goats through her octave range is a well celebrated by-product of nature. Hell fucking yeah Rihanna has pull in these streets.

The goat whisperer joins Barack Obama, Jeremy Lin, Adele, Kate and Pippa Middleton, Viola Davis, Stephen Colbert, Matt Lauer and a who’s who of other notable figures that “inspire us, entertain us, challenge us and change our world” on Time magazine annual list of the 100 Most Influential People In The World.

“She’s one of the coolest, hottest, most talented, most liked, most listened to, most followed, most impressive artists at work today, but she does it in her own stride,” writes fashion designer Stella McCartney.

Rihanna Attends The 15th Annual “An Unforgettable Evening” Benefiting EIF’s Women’s Cancer Research Fund