Father Curry Goat has nothing but kind words for Chris Brown.
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“Chris is a nice guy and everybody’s entitled to make mistakes in their life. God knows how many I’ve made,” Ronald Fenty told Heat magazine. “She’s her own woman now.”
But the fatherly talk didn’t stop there. He tells the publication that he inspired daughter Rihanna’s svelte figure by having a kee kee or three at the expense of her weight.
“When I saw her this time, I thought she was back to her normal size. I used to joke with her, ‘Robyn, you’re getting too fat!’ But I think she’s fine, I think she looked excellent, as everyone saw, at the Grammys. She’s dieting, she’s working out.”
It should be noted that the following gossip blurb comes from the fortress of journalistic truth known as the National Enquirer and therefore should be taken with a grain of salt. Or rice. Or rice cake crumb. Whichever you prefer, just know that it’s not worth getting your panty liner in a bunch over.
According to the rumor mill Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karcoochie Train delivered an ultimatum to the enchanted forest’s hottest commodity after find racy text messages from ex-flame Rihanna.
Rihanna walked and waved in all of her banjee glory out in London last night (February 18).
The goat whisperer has been ruffling feathers for inviting ex-boyfriend Chris Brown to a private birthday celebration and rumored decision to include him on her anticipated (and ironically titled) track “Birthday Cake.” Here’s the latest per Miss Info:
Well, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised . . . but I’m guessing some fans will be disappointed to hear that Rihanna is allegedly being pressured to shelf the “Birthday Cake (Remix)” completely. It’s possible that she recorded it with Chris without alerting label and management. But here’s the thing . . . burying this song, doesn’t really solve anything if these two continue to reunite in other ways. And by the looks of Rihanna’s twitter rant, the heart wants what the heart wants. Plus, are all parties ready to begin a lengthy period of lying about the duet’s existence? Seems like both Rihanna and Chris are pushing back.
Let them eat cake? Watch ‘The Road To Talk That Talk’ after the jump.
During their war of words last month Rihanna sarcastically shaded Ciara on her ability (or lack thereof) to book shows following the very public flop of her latest album. But with reports rapidly circulating that Bajan Billygoat has been advised by her handlers to cancel her US tour due to poor ticket sales, members of Team CiCi and their leader may all share one final tuck-undoing chuckle when the smoke clears.
Pop culture princesses Selena Gomez, Rihanna and that country singer child who House Mother Kanye wouldn’t let be great have joined forces with Unicef’s Tap Project to give everyone the chance to have a taste, and in doing so raise awareness about the importance of clean drinking water, and raise money to combat the world water crisis. View Rihanna’s ad for the campaign below.
It would be in Robyn’s best interest to spend this time before her album Loud hits stores acquiring new techniques in protecting her neck from the bionic clutch of Willow Smith but that’s just my opinion. The professional yodeler sent the wig crypt into a frenzy last week when it was announced that she had partied ways with longtime manager Marc Jordan to join Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Management company.
Ironically enough, that is the same face I made throughout the composition of this entry.
Robyn worked her stroll in the Lower East Side of Manhattan on the Lord’s Day as cameras captured it all for her new music video, “What’s My Name.”