“I want to be anywhere in the world that I’m needed. I want to spread a message of peace and love throughout the world.”
– Dennis Rodman tells TMZ that his “people” in Rome are trying to arrange a sit-down meeting with him and the new Pope.
“I’m not afraid of any person in this world, but my mother; I’m terrified of her. She called me two days ago and reeled me in about two naked pictures [my friend] Melissa [Forde] put up on Instagram, a sneak peek from a photo book she’s making about me. She went crazy on me, I was, like, embarrassed. I felt like I got my ass whipped in front of my class at school! She humbled the fuck out of me.”
– Rihanna reveals to Elle UK that she got an earful from her mom about a semi-naked picture posted to her Instagram account.
Rihanna made a bold fashion play by donning a pair of unique double denim jeans from her new River Island collection at a party in London to promote the line on Monday night.
According to the item’s description on River Island’s website, the jeans are a “cool take on mixing denim” that is a “huge spring trend ready-made.”
Sure, Rihanna can get away with wearing almost anything but where does that leave the average gal?
Next week’s episode of ‘Law & Order: Special Victim Unit’ is being billed as “a familiar story of two celebrities intertwined by abuse.” Oh, you don’t say?
The campaign images for Rihanna‘s collaboration with British retailer River Island have been unveiled, and thankfully I’m too fat to have any realistic expectations for the line since I can’t wear anything from it. Allow me to express my gratitude to the universe by eating another plate of bacon-wrapped appetizers.
The campaign features models Jourdan Dunn, Charlotte Free, Tao Okamoto, Ataui Deng, and Bambi Northwood Blyth in all of their 90′s inspired side boob, thigh high, midriff-baring, vampy make-up glory. It’s everything you wanted from a Delia*s catalogue as an 13-year-old minus the inflatable bedroom furniture. Every-thing. That’s a win for somebody out there.
Girl, hand me some PCP and my “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” cassette tape single. The world is a vampire.