If The Opportunity Ever Presented Itself Jada Fire Would Squirt In Rihanna’s Mouth

Jada Fire 600 If The Opportunity Ever Presented Itself Jada Fire Would Squirt In Rihannas Mouth

Since I’m never going to be invited to be a keynote speaker at a women’s empowerment luncheon, what the hell.

Legendary adult film star Jada Fire did an interview recently where she talked about blah, blah, blah and yadda, yadda, yadda. Somewhere in the True Stories Radio interview, the topic of Rihanna came up and Jada pretty much let it be known that she’s more than parched for the Bajan bad gyal. “I’d probably make love to her. I can’t do her like that. She too beautiful,” Jada replied when asked whether she’d take it rough with the “S&M” singer. However, the retired pornstar isn’t above splashing into Rih Rih’s mouth. When the interviewer asked whether she’d perform her famous “squirting” trick, Jada – with her eyes closed – let out a sultry “hmm mmm” before going on about wanting to use a strap-on on Rih. | Smoking Section

Rihanna Keeps It Comfy In The Big Apple

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Yes, You Care: The Onion Pissed The Internet Off Today With An Article Describing Chris Brown Killing Rihanna

chris rihanna Yes, You Care: The Onion Pissed The Internet Off Today With An Article Describing Chris Brown Killing Rihanna

The World Wide Wang erupted drunk ass uncle style after fake news site The Onion published an article with the headline ‘Heartbroken Chris Brown Always Thought Rihanna Was Woman He’d Beat To Death’ today.

Baseball bat in hand, Mama Breezy (sans drawstring ponytail) was spotted inside an underground parking garage with Vaseline smeared across her face 15 minutes after the story went live on the website, according to multiple sources.

Not really, but I can’t be that far off.

“After revealing yesterday that he had recently split up with longtime girlfriend Rihanna, a heartbroken Chris Brown tearfully told reporters that he always thought the 25-year-old singer was going to be the woman he’d beat to death one day,” begins the satirical piece.

Read the rest inside the cut.

Spotted: Rihanna Attends The Chicago Bulls Vs Brooklyn Nets Playoff Game

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Quick Flicks: Chris Rock, Cam Newton, Wale, Adrienne Bailon And More Attend Rihanna’s Fight Night Party

rihanna melissa Quick Flicks: Chris Rock, Cam Newton, Wale, Adrienne Bailon And More Attend Rihannas Fight Night Party

Bend over and let me see it if you attended a fight night party on Saturday for the free meal. Now stand up straight and give yourself a pat on the back.

Like all full-blooded Trapmericans, I don’t give a quarter ounce of a slippery shit about boxing matches void of the phrase “I’m putting this on World Star, nigga!” My appetite understands the concept.

Chicken wings and Bud Light Straw-ber-rita make wonderful focal points at any gathering, might I add. I enjoy creating a scene straight from a Hughes Brothers films when I place beer salt around the rim of my Big Gulp. It lets strangers know that I’m a class act and to approach with caution. I am the embodiment of the illustrious qualities Mac-Bre-Z rapped about on “Go Head” – minus “the ass all on her back” line. Being chunky and still having no ass is another post for another day.

More flicks from Rihanna‘s After Party + Fight at the 40/40 Club in New York City below.

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Drake Brings The Heat To Redbone Season

drake club Drake Brings The Heat To Redbone Season

The heat of Redbone Season has reached a fever pitch.

Drake dunked Yellow Cake in a tall glass of moo moo juice when he appeared on hip hop luminary Elliott Wilson’s Keep It Thoro radio show on Friday (April 12).

“Don’t ask me shit about that man when I come up there. Leave that man alone. Stop preying on his insecurities,” said Canada Dry. “His insecurities are the fact that I make better music than him. I’m more poppin’ than him.”

Drake also vaguely referenced Breezy’s on-again, off-again romance with Rihanna. “At one point in life, the woman that he loves fell into my lap. I did what a real nigga would do and treated her with respect,” he continued.

Oh you shady, shady queen. Let’s get together to spill tea and grease each other scalps. He also vented about his frustrations with answering questions about their beef.

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Yes, You Care: Chris Brown’s Mystery Blonde Says She Isn’t Into Black Guys

chris brown Yes, You Care: Chris Browns Mystery Blonde Says She Isnt Into Black Guys

Not every nubian white queen is fawning over Chris Brown. The mystery blonde that was photographed partying alongside Breezy at L.A.’s Playhouse nightclub says that she doesn’t pose any real threat to his relationship with Rihanna because when she peruses the buffet of life she will reach for a ladle of vanilla peen over chocolate every time. This ain’t ‘Black Snake Moan’, its real life.

“I am always Chris’ waitress. I know him and am friends with his friends. Nothing has ever happened. I just work there,” cocktail waitress Keisha Kimball tells TMZ. “In the photos, he was handing me a bottle to drink out of. Of course people are going to twist it another way. I don’t go for black guys.”

The 22-year-old booty meat model adds, “Whatever is going on between Rihanna and Chris Brown is between them. I’m not trying to be a home wrecker.”

Keisha says that Rabid Beaver is normally a generous tipper but was stingy with his coins last weekend. So, you know what that means. More money for Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytail collection! You will be alright, ma’am. With a name like Keisha you will live to fight another day. It was written.

Quick Quotes: Ciara Addresses Pseudo-Beef With Rihanna

ciara quick quotes Quick Quotes: Ciara Addresses Pseudo Beef With Rihanna

In a call-in interview with Chicago’s 107.5 FM at the top of this week, Ciara shared her thoughts on Rihanna and bestie Melissa Forde having an invitation-only body party on a bathroom floor at her expense on Instagram.

She also slammed internet urban legend that her album ‘Fantasy Ride’ was given away at KFC with the purchase of a Original Recipe sandwich combo. Gasp! That’s what the focus of this post should really be on, but I digress.

“Well you know, I’m not going at it with anybody. I thought everything was cool because I actually saw Rihanna two years ago at the MET Gala after we had the little small back and forth, and from what I recall everything was cool. So, in my mind I operated from a place of love and pure support. If you would have asked me about her up until this point, I would have nothing but good things to say because I’m sincerely really happy for her. But I didn’t receive what they did from a positive place.”

Ciara also recently chatted it up with Philly’s Hot 107.9  (watch the video) about her non-existant friendship with Rih Rih:

“There is no relationship. Hey man, if something is supposed to happen, it’ll happen. Even when it pertains to her I’ve never had an issue with her so I don’t know what it is. I can’t figure it out and I guess I don’t care to figure it out. But I’ve always came from a place of love and support for her ever since we hung out a little bit or whatever it is. She’s on whatever she’s on and it is what it is.”

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