Rihanna rocked a t-shirt featuring ‘Battleship’ director Peter Berg in his wildboy prime as she talked that talk to media outlets in Sydney, Australia for promotion of the film on Tuesday.
The Goat Whisperer told an Aussie radio station that she felt like she would break Blue Ivy Carter the first time she held She Who Shall Not Be Named and King Carter’s now 3-month-old daughter. Grandma Tina is hardly amused.
“I went to visit her once and honestly, it’s very surreal. It’s almost like you don’t want to touch her. I held her and I just felt like ‘Oh my God, she’s gonna break.’ She’s so tiny and cute and precious.”
Rihanna also hopes the couple will teach BIC about responsibility by making her sweep up yaki and shit.
“Chores are important for a young lady. They teach you a lot about life but [Blue Ivy Carter] will probably never have to do a dish in her life.”
Out The Trenches: Rihanna Heads To Dinner Looking Rather Cunt
At a press conference for her debut movie ‘Battleship’ today, Rihanna sidestepped a journalist’s question on if Ashton Kutcher would be joining her in London for her promotional run, calling it “disappointing.”
Chops And Hops, a steakhouse located in the heart of Buttfuck, Georgia, has a long tradition of giving menu items tongue-and-cheek names after celebrities. But many customers lost their appetite after the restaurant posted a photo on its Twitter and Facebook profiles on Friday (March 23) of a burger with the following caption:
The creole constituency put Katy Perry at the top of their shit lists this week when the newly divorced singer had the sheer audacity to voice her opinion when asked if she’ll ever duet with Rihanna.