What’s a day without pictures of Cynthia Doll walking and breathing at the same time?
On Wednesday, Rihanna donned gear from her fall collection for River Island fashion while heading to an appointment in New York City. She paired the camouflage crop top with a pair of dark denim boyfriend jeans and Steve Madden camo stilettos.
The melodic goat crier completed the look with a gold Chanel quilted hat and chunky necklaces and bracelets.
As luck (or the magical pull from Mama Breezy’s latest drawstring ponytail, hmmm) would have it, Chris Brown’s on-again girlfriend Karreuche Tran and his ex Rihanna narrowly missed each other last week while partying at the same Hollywood nightclub. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Reports claim that Karcinogens did not feel compelled to make an exit when the melodic goat whisperer arrived at Playhouse nightclub on Friday night. I’m right there with you, girl. My heart pumps Pimp C quotes, not kool-aid.
“It wasn’t awkward at all for Karrueche because Rihanna and her friends don’t scare her. I mean, if Rihanna ever wanted to talk to Karrueche or say something to her, Kae would be all right with that and would have a conversation,” a source told HollywoodLife.com.
Rihanna took a break from her Diamonds World Tour to attend Chanel’s Haute Couture runway show in Paris on Tuesday. So young, so talented. Please hold your applause.
Roc Nation’s Cynthia Doll (patent still pending) showed off her nipple hardware as she posed for pictures in a ankle-lengthed cardigan left almost completely unbuttoned. She finished the barely there look off with a pair of two-tone heels, Chanel bag and layered pearl necklaces.
Watch and wait for the 90′s babies on Tumblr to catch pneumonia of the pussy like the vapors in their respective look for less posts in the days to come.
What’s your verdict on her look?
Since I’m never going to be invited to be a keynote speaker at a women’s empowerment luncheon, what the hell.
Legendary adult film star Jada Fire did an interview recently where she talked about blah, blah, blah and yadda, yadda, yadda. Somewhere in the True Stories Radio interview, the topic of Rihanna came up and Jada pretty much let it be known that she’s more than parched for the Bajan bad gyal. “I’d probably make love to her. I can’t do her like that. She too beautiful,” Jada replied when asked whether she’d take it rough with the “S&M” singer. However, the retired pornstar isn’t above splashing into Rih Rih’s mouth. When the interviewer asked whether she’d perform her famous “squirting” trick, Jada – with her eyes closed – let out a sultry “hmm mmm” before going on about wanting to use a strap-on on Rih. | Smoking Section
Rihanna Keeps It Comfy In The Big Apple
The World Wide Wang erupted drunk ass uncle style after fake news site The Onion published an article with the headline ‘Heartbroken Chris Brown Always Thought Rihanna Was Woman He’d Beat To Death’ today.
Baseball bat in hand, Mama Breezy (sans drawstring ponytail) was spotted inside an underground parking garage with Vaseline smeared across her face 15 minutes after the story went live on the website, according to multiple sources.
Not really, but I can’t be that far off.
“After revealing yesterday that he had recently split up with longtime girlfriend Rihanna, a heartbroken Chris Brown tearfully told reporters that he always thought the 25-year-old singer was going to be the woman he’d beat to death one day,” begins the satirical piece.
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Not every nubian white queen is fawning over Chris Brown. The mystery blonde that was photographed partying alongside Breezy at L.A.’s Playhouse nightclub says that she doesn’t pose any real threat to his relationship with Rihanna because when she peruses the buffet of life she will reach for a ladle of vanilla peen over chocolate every time. This ain’t ‘Black Snake Moan’, its real life.
“I am always Chris’ waitress. I know him and am friends￼ with his friends. Nothing has ever happened. I just work there,” cocktail waitress Keisha Kimball tells TMZ. “In the photos, he was handing me a bottle to drink out of. Of course people are going to twist it another way. I don’t go for black guys.”
The 22-year-old booty meat model adds, “Whatever is going on between Rihanna and Chris Brown is between them. I’m not trying to be a home wrecker.”
Keisha says that Rabid Beaver is normally a generous tipper but was stingy with his coins last weekend. So, you know what that means. More money for Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytail collection! You will be alright, ma’am. With a name like Keisha you will live to fight another day. It was written.