Imagine garage bands as seen on local public access television barefoot, dirty, stumbling drunk, and dropping acid for days at a time. Multiply that by a hundred thousand trillion and you have The Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival. Join me as I add another bulleted item to my bucket list.
In what the LA Times is calling the worst kept secret of the weekend Rihanna, who dropped hints via social media that she would pop-up like Karreuche’s roots, made a 10-minute cameo during Scottish DJ Calvin Harris’ set on Sunday (April 15).
After rolling on hay in the middle of the barn for the better part of the day, The Goat Whisperer joined the craftsman behind her single “We Found Love (In A Hopeless Place)” at 7:52 pm, simmering the juices of her beef patty in a pair of high-waisted spiked out shorts and a midriff baring tank top with “Peace” written on it.
But her performance was far from being the night’s most buzzed about moment but when has that ever been the case?
“#TupacBACK #unbelievable #IWASTHERE #STORY4myGrandKidz,” she wrote on her Twitter page after watching Tupac join Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre via shockingly realistic hologram image. “This turned out to be one of the best nights of my life #BuffaloSoldier #ThugLife #EPIC.”
Watch Khia’s muse return for one night only below.
Rihanna rocked a t-shirt featuring ‘Battleship’ director Peter Berg in his wildboy prime as she talked that talk to media outlets in Sydney, Australia for promotion of the film on Tuesday.
The Goat Whisperer told an Aussie radio station that she felt like she would break Blue Ivy Carter the first time she held She Who Shall Not Be Named and King Carter’s now 3-month-old daughter. Grandma Tina is hardly amused.
“I went to visit her once and honestly, it’s very surreal. It’s almost like you don’t want to touch her. I held her and I just felt like ‘Oh my God, she’s gonna break.’ She’s so tiny and cute and precious.”
Rihanna also hopes the couple will teach BIC about responsibility by making her sweep up yaki and shit.
“Chores are important for a young lady. They teach you a lot about life but [Blue Ivy Carter] will probably never have to do a dish in her life.”
Out The Trenches: Rihanna Heads To Dinner Looking Rather Cunt
You can finger bang rants as much as you please. Curry Goat nor her rice and peas give a damn what anybody has to say about her musical reunion with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Suck her cockiness.
New York Daily News – ”I respect what other people have to say. The bottom line is that everyone thinks differently,” the singer, 24, says in the May issue of Elle of her fans’ reactions to her collaboration with Brown, 22, on two new remixes. The tumultuous twosome has even been rumored to be secretly hooking up.
“It’s very hard for me to accept, but I get it,” she continues. “People end up wasting their time on the blogs or whatever, ranting away, and that’s all right. I don’t hate them for it.”
“It gave me guns. I was like, well, fuck. They know more about me than I want them to know,” she said of the public scrutiny that surrounded her break-up with Chris Breezy.
“It’s embarrassing. But that was my opening. That was my liberation, my moment of bring it. I wanted people to know who I am. Whatever they take that to be, good or bad, I just want them to know the truth.”
“I have more freedom the more people know about me,” she continued. “It’s like, one less skeleton in the closet, one less burden, one less secret; now you know that, so you can say what you want about it. I don’t have anything to hide.”
At a press conference for her debut movie ‘Battleship’ today, Rihanna sidestepped a journalist’s question on if Ashton Kutcher would be joining her in London for her promotional run, calling it “disappointing.”
“I am happy and I’m single, if that is what you are asking,” she shot back.
Rihanna was photographed leaving Ashton’s apartment last week, sparking rumors of a new romance. Demi learned of the late night meeting and allegedly has been on the brink of another breakdown ever since.
Chops And Hops, a steakhouse located in the heart of Buttfuck, Georgia, has a long tradition of giving menu items tongue-and-cheek names after celebrities. But many customers lost their appetite after the restaurant posted a photo on its Twitter and Facebook profiles on Friday (March 23) of a burger with the following caption:
“Well we were going to do @TimTebow today but decided to trade for a sure thing this week. Instead @chrisbrown, @rihanna and us teamed up for a award winning celebrity sandwich. Put your hands on this caribbean black and bleu sandwich. Caribbean spiced marinated sliced ribeye blackened then look out for the bleu cheese, sliced tomato, silver Lamborghini onions, and shredded romaine. Chris Brown won’t beat you up for eating this unless your name starts with a R and ends with A.”