Oh, Heavenly Father.
In the sacred words of Young Jeezy, I woke up this morning with a headache this big! Not only that but it also feels like ReRe the Body plopped down on my larynx. I’m in desperate need for some chicken noodle soup for the soul, which is why I selected K-Ci’s video for “I Apologize” as the vault pick of the day.
Mook’s Minute: Sorry Beyaki, You Had Your Chance
Beyaki’s chances at performing at President Obama’s inauguration event is looking slimmer and slimmer by the day. First ReRe the Body was announced, then Shakira, now RiRi the Alien Princess. [via Us Weekly]:
Rihanna is ready to rock Washington, D.C. on Inauguration Day.
The 20-year-old Grammy winner will headline the Recording Industry Association of America’s charity ball to benefit Feeding America on Jan. 20, according to Access Hollywood.
We are thrilled to have Rihanna’s participation in the inauguration charity ball,” Feeding America’s Vicky Escarra told Access. “As the prevalence of hunger in America increases at an unprecedented rate, we are most grateful to Rihanna and to RIAA for helping us bring greater visibility to this tragic reality and helping us feed millions more people in need.”
I’m still waiting to hear if JHud will show up, so Beyaki will bang her half-ton weave against the wall.
News Break
I bet you ReRe the Body’s weight in cheeseburgers that the guilty parties in this story are some of your cousins. And by cousins I mean Black folks.
Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.
The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.
The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom “to display his penis to her so that she can smell it,” the report states.
She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.
As she went to sniff her husband’s penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.
Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim’s mouth, legs and arms.
She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband’s arrest. [source via The Bocks]
Lady In Red
Catfish Wilkerson’s baby guzzler shook her monkey for the troops on at a benefit concert at the Nokia Theatre in New York City on Sunday night. The Queen of Hog Maws performed “New York, New York,” a medley of military tunes and Al Reynold’s favorite “Respect” before breaking out into a freestyle about Wendy’s Mushroom Swiss Burger.
ReRe didn’t bother to show up to receive the Torch of Freedom Award earlier that day in Times Square because, well, she had better shit to do.
Quick Flicks: 31st Annual Kennedy Center Honors
It is with a heavy heart that I report that ReRe The Body concealed her chest cannons at the 31st Kennedy Centers Honors on Sunday night.
Queen Latifah, Go-Go, Beyonce, Babyface, honoree Morgan Freeman and others [that's my way of saying Taye Diggs] filled the Kennedy Center Opera House to salute this year’s honorees.
Hosted by presidential daughter Caroline Kennedy Schossberg, the honors recognize individuals who have had an impact on American culture through the performing arts, part of the living memorial to President John F. Kennedy.
Quick Quotes
Chitlins are off the menu. They were keeping my weight up. Chitlins have been canceled off of my list, and I know my fans and friends are screaming ‘Hallelujah!’ I want to be around for a long time, so let’s drop the chitlins.
- – ReRe the Body says no to chitlins this holiday
In Case You Missed It: ReRe The Body DWTS
Catfish Wilkerson’s old lady performed her hit song “Respect” on ABC’s Dancing For A Check And Relevancy last night wearing the remainder of the kente cloth from the Black History Month section at Joann’s! To say that it was an experience is an understatement.
Crunkster Justlikehoney1 said that Catfish “had the air conditioning set to Antarctica to keep his boo from going into full sweat mode.” You hoes just jealous!