Making The Video: Trey Songz

Posted on April 8, 2009

For the record this post is solely dedicated to me meeting my quarterly quota for Bird Gang posts. My rating is down. I’m saying like Bow Wow first week sales number.

Trey Songz kept his tattoo of the recipe for bourbon chicken [1] covered up while filming the video for his song “I Need A Girl.” Never heard of that concept for a song before, shamwow!

I am assuming that this is how the season finale of For The Love of Ray J is going to look but I could be wrong. I don’t think that I am but I could be.

The catalog pose while holding a volleyball gets the bitches every time!

[1] Specifically from Golden Corral, thanks.

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Come And Get Your “Pregnant” Cousin Out The Club Please

Posted on March 26, 2009

For The Love of Ray J contestant Danger told the National Enquirer [oh bother] back in February that during her time on the show she became fertilized with the seed of Norwood. In case you missed it then:

“There is no way the baby can be anyone’s but Ray J’s,” [Danger] told the ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview…”I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time – and we slept together every night after that! I didn’t want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming it became impossible not to. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me.”

Impending motherhood or not, it didn’t stop her from partying recently with a few of the other show contestants and one nut straggler from A Real Chance of Love. Dusty feet please don’t bother me! View more flicks at Ozonemag.

We The People Are Not Surprised

Posted on February 3, 2009

This is definitely a space filler entry but I think its rather appropriate after the last post, no?

I missed the series premiere [I say series because I'm sure there will be more to come] of For The Love of Ray J on Monday night because I was busy helping Brandy look for eye drops at CVS. Seriously people, why do her eyes look like egg yolks with blood in them?

But I digress.

Like most reality television programs FTLOR has a contestant who can’t manage to keep her panties pulled up. The chick with the Mike Tyson inspired face tattoo was [or is, the recession is real] apparently a fetish model. Click here [NSFW!] if you want to see an up close picture of her twitter. You so nasty!

Spotted: Ray J + His Women

Posted on November 14, 2008

Ray J was spotted shopping at paparazzi-friendly Kitson with some ladies [you know, in that Keyshia Cole's "sister" sort of way] yesterday. I am assuming that he was filming scenes for his upcoming reality show that I pray never makes it to the air. I mean really, Dwight Eubanks > Mr. Norwood.

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Promo Trail: Brandy

Posted on October 6, 2008

Philly’s The Beat 100.3 [home of Monie Love!] held a Q+A with Brandy on Friday. I am praying no one stepped to the mic and asked where her hairline was because that shit has been missing since Thea days.

At another recent radio stop at New York City’s Hot 97, B-Rocka shared her thoughts about being a mom, Ray J’s sex tape scandal, the deadly car accident she was involved in, and the dissolution of her marriage – - ergh, “spiritual connection.”

She also shared her thoughts about Kim Kardashian’s thieving ass, saying “I have love for Kim. I know who she is behind closed doors. She’s a sweet girl, she just got a little thief problem.”

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Separated?

Posted on September 4, 2008

Stella Foster from the Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Usher has separated from Tameka, who is reportedly pregnant with the couple’s second child.

Everyone please don’t gasp all at once.

If this tidbit of gossip is not true expect Ush to hit several major music networks ranting about his wife and to flash his wedding ring to the paparazzi in the upcoming days. If its true however I think he and Keyshia Cole’s mama Frankie should hook up and go out to Joe’s Crab Shack. I’m just saying, if Ray J can smash Whitney . . .

His Bad

Posted on July 11, 2008

Yung Berg felt the heat radiating from the blogsphere and has released a video of him apologizing to all the “dark butts” that he may have offended with his comments made on Shade45′s Lip Service. He does his best job to look pathetic and is almost as convincing as the hosts of 106 &Park when tragedy suddenly strikes.

Little does he know is that the damage is already done and plenty of chocolate sisters have already blacklisted [no pun] his stupid ass. YB needs to fall back and carry Ray J.’s weed until the production of Pokemon: The Movie gets cracking.

Dramatic, cunt. Over.