Friday Fuckery: What Black Star Power Looks Like

Posted by Fresh on November 6, 2009

“I love the streets. I love the respect I get when I walk in the clubs.” I think I just found my new Twitter bio.

The green eyed monster stares LisaRaye, Ray J, Maia Campbell [no words] and AZ [again, no words] dead in their faces before erupting in laughter at their equally piss poor performance in the upcoming straight to your mama’s coffee table movie Envy. We all know Maia’s, uh, delicate situation but everybody else has some explaining to do. To Sugar Hill we all go! [Via Rhymes With Snitch]

A check is a check, Future BET Blackbuster Movie, I Would Sell My Soul For A Piece of Cornbread |
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Skeet or Delete: Download A Worm? No Thanks.

Posted by Fresh on May 4, 2009

I would like to applaud Kimberly for making a recession sensitive video. Why purchase a pricey Mac when you can cop an Acer at Wal-Mart for $398? Gold star for you!

Unfortunately, that is about as good as it gets. First thing first, where the hell is T-Pain? Not that I am complaining about his lack of face time in front of the camera by any means but that Alabama Leprechaun usually shows up to everybody’s video set. Did Akon and Bu make his ass stay in the house? Second, this is the life for the cute little boy from All of Us? Hope he saved that Daddy Day Care guap. Third, the presence of First Lady Diamond and Ray J’s god sister . . . how dreadful.

Fuck The Recession, Way To Drum Up Publicitiy, You Need More People . . . And Ringtones |
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When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Unique

Posted by Fresh on April 28, 2009

Take Two!

I don’t usually don’t make it my business to co-sign gutter butt trollops and cum guzzlers [outside of my favorite hoodrat rappers, of course] but Danger was on point when she called Unique out for showing up the For The Love of Ray J reunion special looking like a cowardly feline. Take your pick. [Via the vh1blog]

Take One!

Amen!, And I Don't Need A Label For This Shit, How Dreadful, What's A Goon To A Goblin?, When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People |
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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on April 20, 2009

Ray J + Lil Kim Ray J + Lil Kim

I am not one for giving orders [outside of the bedroom with Al Reynolds at least] but you need to enlarge both pictures to get the full experience. I now understand why the caged bird sings. [Flicks via Gossip Jacker]

And I Don't Need A Label For This Shit, How Dreadful, I Blame Ray J, I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me, I'm Just Here For The Publicity |

Making The Video: Trey Songz

Posted by Fresh on April 8, 2009

Trey Songz Trey Songz Trey Songz

For the record this post is solely dedicated to me meeting my quarterly quota for Bird Gang posts. My rating is down. I’m saying like Bow Wow first week sales number.

Trey Songz kept his tattoo of the recipe for bourbon chicken [1] covered up while filming the video for his song “I Need A Girl.” Never heard of that concept for a song before, shamwow!

I am assuming that this is how the season finale of For The Love of Ray J is going to look but I could be wrong. I don’t think that I am but I could be.

The catalog pose while holding a volleyball gets the bitches every time!

[1] Specifically from Golden Corral, thanks.

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Bird Gang, Good Luck With That, Okay . . . And?, There's Nothing To See Here Folks |
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Come And Get Your “Pregnant” Cousin Out The Club Please

Posted by Fresh on March 26, 2009

Caviar + Danger Danger

For The Love of Ray J contestant Danger told the National Enquirer [oh bother] back in February that during her time on the show she became fertilized with the seed of Norwood. In case you missed it then:

“There is no way the baby can be anyone’s but Ray J’s,” [Danger] told the ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview…”I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time – and we slept together every night after that! I didn’t want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming it became impossible not to. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me.”

Impending motherhood or not, it didn’t stop her from partying recently with a few of the other show contestants and one nut straggler from A Real Chance of Love. Dusty feet please don’t bother me! View more flicks at Ozonemag.

Come And Get Your Cousins Please, Harpo who this woman?, I Blame Ray J |

Riding Dirty

Posted by Fresh on February 9, 2009

Nippy + Ray J

VIEW MORE CANDIDS

Praise Moses Malone for providing us with Nippy because we definitely need some stability around this momofuka today! Whitney was spotted with Ray J outside of Uncle Russell’s party last night. I would give my first born child to see her giving hoes the third degree on For The Love of Ray J!

Queen Latifah kicked it with Heavy D [who apparently is now a reggae artist, where the hell have I been?]  while Keyshia Cole and T.I. flew solo.

Living La Vida Loca In The Carter, Photo Booth, Quick Flicks |
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