While giving an inspirational testimony about the triumphs of fucking teenage girls at the Midwest Music Festival in Chicago on Wednesday night, the Pied Pisser of R&B shared with the audience that he was passed through grammar school for having a wicked jump shot and not his ability to read.
Stop hating and fly, ya’ll.
Video via Rap Radar
Miss Info was among the elite group of writers to be invited to R. Kelly’s house to participate in a listening session for his upcoming album, Untitled. I have gathered from reviews that the intimate evening was some old Willy Wonka home tour shit and I am glad that our invites were lost in the mail.
I keed, I keed but between me and you some other people actually feel tight about not being invited. And to that I say this: Get over it, you fucking queen you.
Moving along, during the Q&A portion of the evening Kells addressed Trey Songz diss record, saying “If you’re a true king, you don’t get into challenges . . . you get to a status in life where you don’t ever have to throw another punch. What is an elephant supposed to do when an ant or a fly lands on you? Those guys have some growing up to do . . . I would have answered [that diss] 20 years ago but not now.”
No need to throw shade at Aretha to try to make a point clear, sir. Above is his new video featuring the hardest worker down at Sticks N’ Stuff.
How dreadful.
A.V. Club’s post about the 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants almost completely deads the notion that he is a musical genius but the his freaky fans will appreciate his tongue word play. Check out my fav quotables from The Pied Piper ’s new mixtape under the jump.
Police along with a spokesman for R. Kelly are refuting reports that police raided the singer’s home in suburban Olympia Fields in connection with an alleged relationship between the Pied Pisser and a 17 year old girl.
“A wildly exaggerated and inaccurate report has been circulating on the Internet that Olympia Fields police showed up at R. Kelly’s house with a search warrant just before the singer left for his three-week concert tour in Africa last month and then searched the place looking for a missing 17-year-old girl.
“This is completely false. No police ever showed up at Kelly’s house with a search warrant nor was his house ever searched. It is also not true, as the unsubstantiated report claimed, that any such girl ever stayed overnight in Kelly’s house or that she had been there but left shortly before some mythical police search.
“Kelly’s attorneys have informed the police that they will cooperate fully with any investigation.”
. . . but am I wrong for thinking that this could go down one day?
R. Kelly tried his best to seduce a couple of hot blondes back to his hotel room at Movida’s Belvedere IX launch in London last night. Cassidy was not available for comment.
He told the young lady: “Come back with me to my hotel. It’s only seven minutes away. I haven’t invited anybody else back. Well… maybe one or two girls… I want to make you feel good, like you never have before. I’m for real.”
And if that wasn’t enough, Kelly, 42, took a different tactic, trying to rub the girl’s back and grip her hair, saying: “Do you like that? It’s pain, but it’s good pain, isn’t it?’”
Too bad for Kelly, as the girl in question didn’t want to be one of a crowd. Better luck next time, R! It was a long night for the singer, who had spent the day at Harrods and been to see Lion King. But Kelly more than proved his staying power by partying at the Soho club until the early hours. [source]
Trey Songz had a lot to say after bloggers accused him of taking shots at your favorite rapper’s favorite babysitter also known as R. Kelly on his own soulful rendition of Jay-Z’s “Death of Autotune” track. You can read his thoughts and give the song a listen on his blog. I just wanted an excuse to post Neffe doing what she does best.
It was a hot and mugging day [just check out the beads of sweat on little Zyshawn's forehead] when Trick Daddy came to the hood to hand out school supplies.I’m not going to talk greasy [pun intended] about these little ones since I pretty much looked the same way yesterday after taking a nap with the AC off.
Its been well documented over the years that Trick cares for the kids but please allow the record to show that its not in the same manner that R. Kelly does. He wants to children to do better not slap them across the forehead with his penis. If you growed up [his words, not mine] the way he did you gotta understand Trick love the kids!
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