R. Kelly Has 32 New ‘Trapped In The Closet’ Chapters
If you spot R.Kelly hustling spaghetti dinners outside of Dwight Eubanks’ Tahoe after bible study tonight try not to judge him for it. The singer tells TMZ he’s already written a staggering 32 new chapters of his never-ending tale of the consequences people face after participating in hoe shit, but will have to hold off sharing his vision with the rest of Gotham City until he receives financial backing. We got any angel investors in the building?
“I’ve always wanted to be a movie director and that’s pretty much my movie directing seeping out through my music, that’s the best way to put it,” he explained. “‘Trapped In The Closet’ is like an alien, as I always tell people. And by the way, I got 32 new chapters that I’m trying to put out now but it costs a lot of money to do it, so I’m looking for investors.”
Now I lay me down to sleep.
In an interview with Chicago’s 107.5 WGCI’s The Morning Riot today (September 15), Kelly, who has said little to nothing about Trey Songz’s previous verbal attacks towards him, says the “Say Aah” singer needs to “humble himself.”
