Faces From The Milk Carton [Take Two]

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Want to hear something entertaining? Queen Pen has the same publicist as Fredro “I’m Still living good off that Moesha paper, nigga!” Starr. Time to get some new representation lady. Just joking! [ . . . not really]

Alright, let me be a good Christian woman and say something nice about QP. Call her hip-hop’s red Solo cup because a party still ain’t a party without her. Now, can anybody confirm if Nonchalant still looks like the Sam’s Choice version of Sommore or not?

Celebs x Jeezy’s Vibe Cover Debut Party

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Young Jizzle celebrated his Vibe cover last night in New York City with Nas, Jermaine Dupri, Swizz Beats, and others. I suppose the party was a success. Jeezy likes to drink, Jeezy likes to smoke, Jeezy likes to mix Arm & Hammer with his coke [his poetic words, not mine]. Who doesn’t?

Riddle me this Batman: Why is Clifford always saluting and shit when its time for a photo op? I know him and Hampton J. Pig [ . . . ] have an infant son name Major but until his ass actually enlists I’m going to need for him to stop immediately.

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. . . and yes I added a picture of Hef’s hoes to the mix because ‘The Girls Next Door’ is one of my guilty pleasures. I fucks with Holly and Bridget. You going to revoke my cyber hood pass over it?

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Faces From The Milk Carton

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The New York Post reports rapper Queen Pen was assaulted by her boyfriend inside her Flatbush, Brooklyn apartment earlier this month.

Queen Pen, a tough-talking rapper and advocate for domestic violence victims, is in fear for her life as police hunt her ex-boyfriend, who allegedly pummeled her in front of their children and broke her Grammy Award in a fit of blind rage.

Pen, 35, said she was attacked May 9 after an argument, during which her ex – Kendall Wicker, 29 – trashed her East Flatbush apartment, put a brick through her windshield and threatened to kill her.

The outburst came three months after Pen told police that Wicker, who is the father of two of the rapper’s five children, punched her in the face so hard during a dispute that she needed oral surgery to secure teeth knocked loose by the blow.

A police report of the incident makes no mention of a physical assault and neither Pen nor police have seen Wicker since the latest incident.

She should call up Blackstreet to handle her lightweight. No diggity, no doubt. All jokes aside, domestic abuse is never alright people. Come on!

Freshly Squeezed

As you can see things are slowly changing around here. Gimme a little time. I’m trying to enjoy my holiday season too! Moving along, Rolling Stone just released their list of the top 50 albums in 2005. Mr. Whiney Pants came in first place. Here is a list of the *ahem* melanin-rich artists (and a few white ones) who made topped the list.
Wait, no DL4?! Oh my gosh!
1. Kanye West, Late Registration
10. 50 Cent, The Massacre
16. John Legend, Get Lifted 21. Common, Be
25. Young Jeezy, Let’s Get It: Thug Motivation 101
27. Stevie Wonder, A Time to Love
29. Franz Ferdinand, You Could Have It So Much Better (I fucks with Franz)
34. Paul Wall, The Peoples Champ
37. Missy Elliott, The Cookbook
43. Mariah Carey, The Emancipation of Mimi
44. Daddy Yankee, Barrio Fino
49. Damian Marley, Welcome to Jamrock

You know its not easy being a female emcee. Lil’ Kim in jail, Foxy is going deaf, Trina can’t spell, Eve thinks she can act . . . it’s just all fucked up. Who shall we call to the rescue?

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Queen Pen! Damn homie, I haven’t seen the queen since I was in junior high! 2005 has mos def been the comeback (attempt) year.

Anyway, earlier today while I was watching “Steve Harvey” (shut it) and I saw a commercial for a show called “Daisy Does America.” At first I thought it was a reality series of a white chick’s exploits across the U.S.A. in the porn industry, but I think its actually a show about a British woman traveling America to learn more about the cultures here, no? I wouldn’t know since I’ve never watched it. This week Daisy makes her way down to the ghetto. The show airs at 10 pm tonight and it looks like it should be pretty interesting.

Wait, while I’m on the subject of white people I have a question. Why do white people love green bean casserole so much? I was at a pot luck a few months ago and a few of my former co-workers bitches! were about to fight each other over the last scoop of it. Green bean casserole = the white man’s collard greens?