Casket Sharp: Fit For A Queen

Posted by Fresh on July 16, 2009

Queen Pen

Now how out of place does that shit look?  Did Azzure have a warehouse sale over the weekend?

It’s random enough that Queen Pen popped up at an event for the NBA [strike one] x NAACP [strike two] in 2009 [strike three] but if she was going to do so she could have at least put a little bit more effort in her get up for the night. Dressing like the “young” auntie who always has black weave glue on all of her clothes is not the move.

I mean really, the fact that she is walking around wearing anarchy a’s and a prison issued numbers is just a wee bit disturbing.

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Crowd Participation: That’s What Friends Are For

Posted by Fresh on March 19, 2009

Rocsi + Queen Pen

Queen Pen and Rocsi [how random!] almost got into a weave snatching match during an event in New York City last night. Here’s the scoop via Necole Bitchie:

The two got into some sort of argument that resulted in Queen Pen throwing a drink in Rocsi’s face before being pulled away by security. I reached out to a rep of Queen Pen’s who confirmed that an altercation did take place and will be sending over Queen Pen’s side of the story shortly.

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From The C+D Vault x Quick Flicks

Posted by Fresh on November 21, 2008

31 From The C+D Vault x Quick Flicks

Word to Halle Berry’s character in BAP’s, good things come in three’s!

This is what happens when you don’t keep your eye on the prize! First Lady Diamond, Brandy and Queen Pen all flashed their gangsta phalanges at the Scorpios Do It Better celebration on Thursday night. [Insert sad Lil' Mama face] No diggity, no doubt.

I was just enjoying some of First Lady Diamond’s stellar work last night. Here’s a sneak peak at how her divorce proceedings to Island Dick are going to go down:

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Quick Flicks: Queen Pen + Teddy Riley’s Birthday Party

Posted by Fresh on September 30, 2008

qp0 Quick Flicks: Queen Pen + Teddy Rileys Birthday Party

In these trying times Wendell Williams really proved a check was a check by hosting Queen Pen and Teddy Riley’s birthday party. As you can plainly see, fuckery’s name was written in all caps and bold on the guest list. Gold star for Wendy for upgrading her yaki situation!

[Flicks via Whats Poppin]

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Lil’ Mama, You’ve Officially Been Forewarned

Posted by Fresh on September 11, 2008

qp1 Lil Mama, Youve Officially Been Forewarned

Damn this recession! A chick can’t even afford to buy a bottle of hair dye so she can seamlessly blend her real hair in with her yaki.

During an interview on Shade45 [1] Queen Pen revealed that she wanted to slob on Plies nob and spoke candidly abouther past lesbian relationships. [Click here to listen]

Momofukas will talk about what color their shit was that morning if it will generate a little publicity. I guess.

Irrelevant as she may be I still like Queen Pen. I wrote a post about her partying with skrippas many moons ago over at XXLmag.com that still makes my heart flutter. I don’t know why Elasta QP hasn’t hooked the sister up with an endorsement yet. I’m going to add that to my dream journal so it can manifest itself into reality.

[1] Her reason for being there? I’ll take delivering Starbucks for the on-air staff for $300, Alex.

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. . . No

Posted by Fresh on September 11, 2008

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Ladies and zestlemen, I present to you the House of Dereon majorette uniform. Ole!

Janet Jackson looked like a hood gold member at her Rock Witchu concert on Wednesday night in Vancouver. While her booty is looking nice [no Queen Pen] the rest of the package could use some major tweaking.

The spirit of Gregory Hines needs to put on his tapping shoes and direct this broad off stage immediately.

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Quick Flicks: Lil’ Kim’s Birthday Party

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2008

Caption This Lil Kim, Angel Lola Whatever + First Lady Diamond

Despite an assassination attempt on her life earlier in the weekend, a brave First Lady Diamond hit up Lil’ Kim’s birthday party in New York City on Sunday. Other guests included: Wyclef, Missy Elliott, Queen Pen [go home], Tommy Davidson [you too], and Angel Lola Luv.

Lil’ Kim Looking A The Fool As Usual Queen Pen Wyclef + Lil’ Kim Missy Elliott Tommy Davidson . . . okay Kim

[pictures courtesy of DatzWhatzUp.net]

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Faces From The Milk Carton [Take Two]

Posted by Fresh on July 29, 2008

I Vote No On All Ya’ll Queen Pen Queen Pen + Guest

Want to hear something entertaining? Queen Pen has the same publicist as Fredro “I’m Still living good off that Moesha paper, nigga!” Starr. Time to get some new representation lady. Just joking! [ . . . not really]

Alright, let me be a good Christian woman and say something nice about QP. Call her hip-hop’s red Solo cup because a party still ain’t a party without her. Now, can anybody confirm if Nonchalant still looks like the Sam’s Choice version of Sommore or not?

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Celebs x Jeezy’s Vibe Cover Debut Party

Posted by Fresh on July 9, 2008

Young Jeezy

Young Jizzle celebrated his Vibe cover last night in New York City with Nas, Jermaine Dupri, Swizz Beats, and others. I suppose the party was a success. Jeezy likes to drink, Jeezy likes to smoke, Jeezy likes to mix Arm & Hammer with his coke [his poetic words, not mine]. Who doesn’t?

Riddle me this Batman: Why is Clifford always saluting and shit when its time for a photo op? I know him and Hampton J. Pig [ . . . ] have an infant son name Major but until his ass actually enlists I’m going to need for him to stop immediately.

Nas, Swizz, + Jeezy T.I. Nas Hef’s Hoes Danyel Smith + Young Jeezy Queen Pen . . . Wow

. . . and yes I added a picture of Hef’s hoes to the mix because ‘The Girls Next Door’ is one of my guilty pleasures. I fucks with Holly and Bridget. You going to revoke my cyber hood pass over it?

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Faces From The Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on May 19, 2008

queen pen

The New York Post reports rapper Queen Pen was assaulted by her boyfriend inside her Flatbush, Brooklyn apartment earlier this month.

Queen Pen, a tough-talking rapper and advocate for domestic violence victims, is in fear for her life as police hunt her ex-boyfriend, who allegedly pummeled her in front of their children and broke her Grammy Award in a fit of blind rage.

Pen, 35, said she was attacked May 9 after an argument, during which her ex – Kendall Wicker, 29 – trashed her East Flatbush apartment, put a brick through her windshield and threatened to kill her.

The outburst came three months after Pen told police that Wicker, who is the father of two of the rapper’s five children, punched her in the face so hard during a dispute that she needed oral surgery to secure teeth knocked loose by the blow.

A police report of the incident makes no mention of a physical assault and neither Pen nor police have seen Wicker since the latest incident.

She should call up Blackstreet to handle her lightweight. No diggity, no doubt. All jokes aside, domestic abuse is never alright people. Come on!

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