Casket Sharp: Fit For A Queen

Posted on July 16, 2009

Now how out of place does that shit look? Did Azzure have a warehouse sale over the weekend?

It’s random enough that Queen Pen popped up at an event for the NBA [strike one] x NAACP [strike two] in 2009 [strike three] but if she was going to do so she could have at least put a little bit more effort in her get up for the night. Dressing like the “young” auntie who always has black weave glue on all of her clothes is not the move.

I mean really, the fact that she is walking around wearing anarchy a’s and a prison issued numbers is just a wee bit disturbing.

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Common And Queen Latifah On Location For “Just Wright”

Posted on July 15, 2009

Skeet or Delete: Leggings And Heels

Posted on July 15, 2009

LEGZ Skeet or Delete: Leggings And Heels

Crunkland, it’s Kid Fury again with more music that needs your stamp of approval. Please get into this track by an artist named Hot2Def — it’s called “Leggings And Heels”. This one is for all the ladies and cunty butch queens who hit up Forever 21 before the club and keep the receipts to get store credit the morning after. Make the dance floor your runway, bitch! However, if your legs look like cottage cheese in a Hefty bag when you put your leggings on, this song is not for you. No shade.

“How you walk, girl/So short, but ya heels so tall, girl/Perfect balance! You don’t ever fall, girl/Even wear ‘em in the season after fall, girl/Without a flaw, girl”

Okay, so the lyrical content isn’t exactly poetry, but you can shake ass, pop puss, and practice your Top Model strut to this shit. The Creole Gods are indeed pleased. What more do you need? Geisha, Khia, and I are currently working on a remix called, “Beaters and Grills”. Stay tuned.

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Question of the Day: Touchy Feely

Posted on July 15, 2009

People are all up in arms over Jay-Z walking with his hands in his pants while taking an evening stroll with The Precious Blood of the Lamb but it made me laugh and think that he might have been trying to rub one out on the sly before he fillet mignon that pussy later. Why do you think his hooves were down?

Candids: LaLa Vasquez + Rob Kardashian Grab Dinner

Posted on July 15, 2009

Quick Quotes x Question of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2009

In an interview with Good Morning America this morning Papa Joe revealed that he believes that the children of the late King of Pop have bright futures in entertainment among other things. You know what that means, right? Cheea! Here are a few highlights and a couple of low ones, too.

“I just couldn’t believe what was happening to Michael,” he said. “I do believe it was foul play,” Jackson added. “I do believe that. Yes.”

“Their grandmother — Katherine — and I” should raise them, he said. “Yes, there’s no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and then make them happy, feed ‘em like they’re supposed to be fed, and let them get rest, plenty of sleep and grow up to be strong Jacksons.”

“I don’t know — I keep watching Paris,” Joe Jackson said. “She . . . wants to do something. And as far as I can see, well, they say Blanket, he can really dance,” he added.

For more on the Joe Jackson exclusive interview tune into a special edition of “Primetime: Family Secrets”– “The Jackson Family: Life After Michael”, Tuesday, July 14, 10PM ET. What would be a good name for Papa Joe’s record label?

I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on July 9, 2009

Times like this I wish I was still in high school. I would make this topic my current event for the week, no questions. What would you do if you walked past a newsstand one morning and saw this front page staring back at you?