Gary Coleman Don’t Waffle Muthafucka!

“And your life doesn’t matter to me” is now a new category on C+D thanks to this video.

Gary Coleman went into an explosive tirade when guest panelist attorney Lisa Bloom questioned him on whether he has an abusive relationship with wife Shannon Price or not on Tuesday’s episode of The Insider. You don’t corner an animal in the wild and expect for him not to go on the defense! Try fucking with Tashera at dinner time and watch what happens.

No Shade Zone: ‘Cause Toothpick Crypt Employees Deserve A Night Out

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It’s not easy living as one of the puppies in the wet cardboard box in Diddy’s office barely clinging on to life but Dawn Richard has staying power and shit. I hope she is sharing her secrets to success with Que’en because there’s not an app for that, yet. Precious pank pig pussy lips can only keep a bitch afloat for so long. He better show us his scrotum or face elimination.

Crunk Candids: Gabrielle, LaLa + Kiyan, Chris Brown, Corbin Bleu, and Heidi + Henry

gabby candid Crunk Candids: Gabrielle, LaLa + Kiyan, Chris Brown, Corbin Bleu, and Heidi + Henry

Gabrielle Union [yeah the chick that steals people’s husbands and shops on Robertson Blvd. for attention from paparazzi] was seen here entering the Express TXT L8TER Denim Campaign launch party at LA eatery Nobu on Wednesday.

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Skeet or Delete: I Can Do Bad All By Myself

bad trailer Skeet or Delete: I Can Do Bad All By Myself

Lionsgate has released the full-length trailer for the upcoming “I Can Do Bad All By Myself,” which is based on Tyler Perry’s play of the same name. Here’s a quick synopsis of the film.

When tough-talking and pistol-packing Madea catches sixteen-year-old Jennifer and her two younger brothers looting her home, she decides to take matters into her own hands and delivers the young delinquents to the only relative they have: their aunt April. But, the heavy-drinking nightclub singer, who lives off of her married boyfriend Raymond, wants nothing to do with the kids.

However, things start to change when Sandino moves into her basement. Making amends for his own troubled past, the handsome Mexican immigrant looking for work challenges her to open her heart and puts her face to face with the biggest choice of her life: sticking to her old ways with Raymond or embracing new possibilities of family, faith and even true love.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

A Queen

Rihanna, get your life here! Emo Honey better not waste her time trying to re-create this here magic! Only queens with clean vaginas, laid cribs, a steady income, and can pass both holes inspections should be allowed to look this grand. Que’en need not apply.

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Jackin’ For Posts: 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants

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How dreadful.

A.V. Club’s post about the 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants almost completely deads the notion that he is a musical genius but the his freaky fans will appreciate his tongue word play. Check out my fav quotables from The Pied Piper ’s new mixtape under the jump.

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Casket Sharp: Fit For A Queen

Queen Pen

Now how out of place does that shit look?  Did Azzure have a warehouse sale over the weekend?

It’s random enough that Queen Pen popped up at an event for the NBA [strike one] x NAACP [strike two] in 2009 [strike three] but if she was going to do so she could have at least put a little bit more effort in her get up for the night. Dressing like the “young” auntie who always has black weave glue on all of her clothes is not the move.

I mean really, the fact that she is walking around wearing anarchy a’s and a prison issued numbers is just a wee bit disturbing.

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