It’s getting humid outside, naturalistas. Those protective hairstyles aren’t going to always save you or your edges in the real world. This isn’t an issue for Prince, though.
When you are the reigning empress of the natural kingdom you can show up to any event looking like a Diana Ross drag impersonator who got stuck in the rain and still show out. He’s a grown woman! Are you?
Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and Prince upstaging all hoes of lesser value.
The 54-year-old bite size beauty brought the Grammy Awards to a standstill when he strolled out on the stage with the assistance of glittering walking cane to present Record of The Year honors clad in a black sweatsuit (reminiscent of LaMichael’s more fashionable days), sunglasses, and abstract silver statement necklace. Flawless victory.
When he presented the award to Gotye and Kimbra for “Somebody That I Used to Know” they damn near had a Benny Hinn holy ghost party. Well, wouldn’t you? Masturbate to 12 pictures of the Purple One below. Frap City, bitch.